HEY, MA

do me a flavor...

(i'm the ice cream man)

print out

the best of (pabloshouse)

and send it to me

(i wanna get published...)

{while the industry is still viable}


PS: be the editor (and executive producer)


You!

know the best pieces...

pick 'em and i'll build a narrative to bring it full circle.

christine lagard

named head of the i.m.f.

PS:gender bias continues to disintegrate before our eyes...

amen

thinkers

age.

thought

is an ever evolving process...

Looking Out For Number One (BTO song)

PS: Handlers have taken hold of michele

(#2 in the gop polls)

PSS: this one has been disabled but dont worry{be happy} (bobby mcferrin)

just click on the red you tube bottom right hand...voila!

BACHELORS

Any man who speaks without fear of contradiction is probably a bachelor.

A bachelor is is a man who has cheated some worthy woman out of her alimony.

All a bachelor has to do to find his hidden faults is to get married.

A bachelor is a guy who leans towards women,
but not far enough to lose his balance.

A bachelor wishes he had as much fun as his married friends imagine he has

A bachelor looks before he leaps, then stays where he is.

A bachelor is a rolling stone that gathers no boss.

Bachelor

(e.c. mcKenzie)

i was supposed

to comment about memory

but, i forgot...

HOW DO YOU KEEP 1 IN SUSPENSE?

PS: i'll tell you. tomorrow ...

METAPHOR

bestest word in the dict.

find it in your experiences

as i sit

keypadding thoughts on (pabloshouse)

mac sits quiet

if i surf the net

he screams at me

(fan)

i think he is saying...

go back to (pabloshouse)

A RISING TIDE

Floats all boats

(look at the n.f.l.)

increased television revenue

(and current and future platforms) +++


will grow the pie

Warren Zevon- Bill Lee

he claimed the race to the moon

was a "vast teflon conspiracy"

john kennedy

(the futility infielder)

not the president

labeled him

"spaceman"

PS: later, as pinella and fisk feuded,

nettles broke his arm.

THE SCUTTLEBUTT

On the airwaves (cables)

Baseball wants to increase the playoffs

get

more teams involved

( i am all 4 it)

here's my best:

2 leagues

15 teams each

no divisions

top 7 make the playoffs

1 gets a bye (and home field thru-out)

7 vs. 2
6 vs. 3 { best of 3}
5 vs. 4

re-seed based on regular season

1 plays lowest
other 2 standing face off

best of 5


League Championship series

best of 7


World Series

best of 9

i know....

shorten season to 154 games

open

march 20

with "bad weather cities" on the road

i know (again)

15 teams in each league?

do the math...

you either expand to 16 per

or balance thru inter-league play.


PSSS: i am the 3rd guinness brother

Brilliant!

probably unnoticed

this sunday morning

(without) mr osgood

the 1st segment

about the baby boomers

what was the soundtrack?

rebel rebel (david bowie) 1976

(high school graduation)


the soundtracks of my youth are slowly becoming...?

i have been

(surprisingly)

good

at bringing you all together

as to keeping you there?

don't ask me- i don't know (ozzy)


PS: i am how old?

never married

and childless


What the fuck do i know?!?

when i want to learn something

i open a book


when i want to find something

i google a search....

PS: the difference?

aye' there's the rub....

i kant go on like this anymore

in this obtuse world

PS:said the chrysalis...

YOU CAN'T WIN A SUIT

just by claiming to be a woman.

PS:
come up with a better argument


PSS: i am with antonin and clarence

gender is not a class


anymore than


spanish speaking


is a

Race.

gay marriage

is now legal in the empire state.

will you go buy foreclosed homes

and stop the whining aboot' civil rights?

i hope so...

there are so many bigger problems that need solutions...

(other than who licks or sticks what in whoms where)

PS: the government should not be in the marriage business

civil unions-fine

marriage? leave that to the religious institutions

(ron paul)


now rosie and ellen and melissa

shut up

and let "gay" couples suffer as much as the other 50% of "marriages"

or not...


PSS:" till death do us part"

why do couples continue to regurgitate as part of their vows...?


PSSS (etc) at what point does that vow

become a goal?

(who said?)

ALWAYS AND FOREVER

Something new at the old ball game...

yesterday alan james burnett

became the first yankee hurler to

strike out 4 batters in an inning

(source SNY)

PS: today i saw troy tulowitzki

strike a ball twice...

( i will attempt to post the video)

on another note

r.i.p.

nick charles

former cnn sports anchor


1 by 1 they continue to leave...


PSS: his passing reminds of a smitten wife

&

a calendar

of top plays...

TARE

it accounts for the packaging when you purchase by pound

(we have a federal weights and measures-they visit yearly)

if you do not account

you can lose your job

if you counsel others

about accountability

you can receive reduced work hours....

PS: thanx for the time off

(how's sales?)

want me to blow a whistle?

game on....

dog bites man

gossip

man bites dog

the daily news

HEADLINE

READ ALL ABOUT IT!

(they call it "journalism")

PS: who are they?...

WHERE YOU STAND

that's where you sit

(dunno-some smart chick)

if u ever take notice

most of my misspells

are key-punch errors

mostly caused

by an inability to learn to type well

and by a failure

of my neurological system

to plan the use of my hands...

PS: my brain works fine...


{ well-like a broken clock}


a couple of times a day...

slob

S.L.O.B.

{SLACKING

LACKING

O
BLIVIOUS}

SLOB

(AN ACRONYM)

by pabloshouse

PS: inspired by henry gibson

(laugh-in)

for you long-term memory impaired


HA HA HA......


PSS: sometimes i make myself laugh

what a joy....

(try it sometimes)


{laughter is the best medicine}

THE ANSWER

no, not allen iverson

(if he's the answer, i want to know-what was the question?)

3000 hits

1 team

(most recent)

he played C-2nd base-and centerfield

king's park high school grad

and smithtown native

craig biggio

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

what do you say

(james cagney)

you say what you know

(and you can't have it your own miserable way)

okay?

doubt me, thomas....

(uh-oh i think paulie is about to vent)

again.

{ i have often laughed and wondered why a 1 term official is still referred to as:

governor; or senator or mayor-years after we kicked the bum out-but...

(what? once appointed forever anointed)

that makes me (still) the g.m.

and i gotta tell you...}

i can not ignore

nor

walk away from incompetence

or

laziness in the workplace.

wanna be a slob- go home

(i often am, at home)

you have to learn to live with others

(i have to live with myself)

get with the program

or

i will have you designated for assignment

(life is a series of rooms)

i aint leaving rooms no more

disagree with me? bring it on...

i'll run circles 'round you

(monty python)

PS: put that in your pipe...

(exhale)

i feel better...

greece

the european union never understood how it was reared

yet

they kant leave their brother's behind

man robs bank for a buck

or

3 hots

a cot

and a doc

PS: said it before-i say again

writing fiction is superfluous...

the cash cab

(ben bailey went to school with a manager i know)

10% of american's believe joan of arc

was married to noah

PS: reminds me to run away from 1 in 10

(the other 9 i hide from)

god

created man with a penis and a brain

but only enough blood to run one at a time...

(stephen ambrose)

no team

has ever won the world series

with a shortstop

aged 38 or more...

PS: as Popa used to say

you can look it up

(and with current tools even he did not imagine)

{hey-he was born the year the wright brothers discovered flight}

not aparicio, the scooter, pee wee, the wizard nor vizquel...

nada

nunca

never...

can dj?

we'll see....

okay,

so when are king, beck and oprah

really going to leave t.v. land?...

TALK ABOUT

records that will never be broken

(cy young's losses)

in 1897 the cleveland spiders lost 108

road games

top that!

TODAY

is the working-house

of forage & thought

(who said?)

A COMMENTER

attempts to relate

if he is worth his salt

SUCH IS THE STUFF

from which dreams are woven

stratford-on-avon

(billy shakes)

PERFECT SYMMETRY

i shake through the wreckage for signs of life
scrolling through the paragraphs
clicking through the photographs

i wish i could make sense of what we do
burning down the capitals
the wisest of the animals

who are you? what are you living for?
tooth for tooth, maybe we'll go one more

this life is lived in perfect symmetry
what i do will be done to me

Read page after page of analysis
looking for the final score
we're no closer than we were before

who are you? what are you fighting for?
holy truth? brother i choose this mortal life

lived in perfect symmetry
what i do, will be done to me
as the needle slips into the run- out groove
Love-maybe you'll feel it too

and maybe you'll find life is unkind
and over so soon
there is no golden gate
there's no heaven waiting for you

oh boy you ought to leave this town
get out while you can the meter's running down
the voices in the street love you
everything is better when you hear that sound

spineless dreamers hide in churches
pieces of pieces of rush hour buses
i dream in e-mails, worn out phrases
mile after mile of just empty pages

wrap yourself around me
wrap yourself around me

as the needle slips into the run-out groove
maybe you'll feel it too

maybe you'll feel it too....


(tom chaplin)

James Blunt - You're Beautiful (Live)

You Are So Beautiful

i will never

have children

PS: i celebrate yours...

i met you at christmas

you pushed a shopping cart

around the living room

at 8 east hill

(i have pictures)

you were

and remain

so beautiful

PS: and so giving....

You go girl...

ARE YOU GOING OUT?

who said to whom

P S: i'm dead....

(tickle me back)

PS: johnnie or nana

"you made me stay up"

PS: kong kong

TRADER JACK

(McKeon)

is back

managing

at 80.

only 80 year old to manage a baseball team prior?

hint

he owned the club

YOU WERE PLOPPED

in my arms out of a new car

(a white bonneville)

at the rapid port

your big brown eyes....

connecting

to something bigger than i can 'splain

PS: daddy yankee

ONLY 2 FOLK

wore the pinstripes in each of the last 6

yankee championships

whom?

think player

and coach...

if possible

(our lives can be busy)

watch 60 minutes tonight

(or find it on the net)

"the science of memory"

PS: i'll comment later...

{if i remember}

ha ha ha ha ha ha......

Cat Stevens - Father and Son Original

PS: Happy Father's day

i have often wondered how Jesus feels this day

(the greatest example of absentee fatherhood in history)

just as well... what would you give a man who has everything?

(other than your life)

god and i

sometimes struggle...

we've agreed


stop taking it out on rory...

WHY DID I PICK YOU FIRST?

Because you

are most

attuned.

PS: keep the beat...

A SON OF A FAMILY FRIEND

Once rode his bike from wantagh to smithown

and back

PS i thought him strange


pushing one selves to limits is heroic...

{PS: pedal on...david}

ONCE UPON A TIME

i remember-


you running around in a superman uniform

passing m&m's as tho' value was tied to color

later

we played catch

u put on a right-handed mitt on the wrong hand and threw me a ball


9 feet over my head

(bring it down, superman)

the next throw, 6 inches in front of yourself

((i said "uh-oh")

slept that night in a doorless room

(same ole same ole)

dreamed

till a voice interrupted

"time to get up today-time to get up today-time to get up today"

on the 3rd

(probably the 13th-but the third that i became cognizant)

i raised my head-looked up and you said

"oh-you are awake-do you want to play?"


PS: later you navigated to Popa's house

ONCE UPON A TIMES...

1ST UP

(i intend to cover you all eventually)...

FASTEST

to 200 hr's

&

200 sb's

(took him 900 + mlb games)

you couldn't guess right in 100 years (5 for fighting)

hint

he and alex arias were traded to texas

for

not A-fraud

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO

That's where you are...

Al Stewart - Modern Times

rangel stays

the good ole' boy network

PS:what a culture

THERE ARE MORE PUERTO RICANS

Living on the mainland

than on the island

por que?

PS: 'splain it to me...

huntsmans in?

Jesus christ almighty

(of latter day saints)

PS: they are dancing in their sacred underwear

in provo...


the book of mormon-9 tony's

ha ha ha ....

AN AFRICAN AMERICAN

wore a tuxedo

to his vasectomy

"if i'm gonna be im-potent.

i wanna look im-potent"

PS: what do you say to an africanus in a tie?

"will the defendant please rise..."

WEINER RESIGNS

he is impotent

FRIG THE IVY

( how was i to know that he would pull up lame?)

((i don't have direct dialing))

(((he calls me)))


okay okay

(missed by that much)

how aboot'

citi-field

4th of july weekend!

PS: no player has ever earned #3000

in an inter-league game

{ i can feel the karma}

it climbs the walls like ivy, ivy ...(al stewart)

PLAN

v.t.

To bother about the best method of accomplishing

an accidental result.

(ambrose bierce)

PS: Behind every successful man

stands

a surprised woman


(who said?)

THE BEST LAYED PLANS

of mice and men.

(robert burns)

(of bro. owners and a g.m.)

lance pendleton?

brian gordon?

cory wade?

amaury sanit?

kevin whelan?

hector noesi?

{where's hal reniff or pedro ramos

or dooley womack, fred beane or lindy mcdaniel}


WHO ARE THESE GUYS?

and what happened to the vaunted yankee pen

PS: post P.E.F.'s they are all on the disabled list

PSS: yea, 38 is the new 24

(not any more)

the state supreme court

in madison

collective bargaining is not a constitutional right.

PS: democracy is coming to the u.s.a.

(leonard cohen)

ECONOMY

n. purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need

for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

(ambrose bierce)

THE ECONOMY?

...

- - -

?

!

?

...

(until someone identifies the new rules)

PS: 9.1 % are unemployed

( half of whom overate their abilities)

get (and join) this life

49 % of the other half

are self-indulged ego-tists

(see i left wiggle room)

new world order (ghwbush).

the new normal (pimco)

isnt learning fun?

now

let's watch paint dry

adults

are no more responsible for their parents

than their parents are for them.

reform medicare as we know it (see paul ryan)

end medicaid

and move disability into the workers compensation forum.

PS: while we are at it

up social security requirements to

actuary tables

as fdr 1st observed

i have not checked, either

but i believe the answer to 3000 hits with 1 team

(the last to do it)

is the current coach at san diego st. university

and his son sometimes patrols left field at dodger stadium

Conversation Piece - music by David Bowie

PS: another re-peaty

(dom)

my favorite song

well other than...

TODAY

the president is in puerto rico

1st time since


jfk

President william Taft

on presidents

who thru out the 1st pitch

he later exited just before the home 1/2 of the 7th


causing all to rise ...

(and stretch)

PS: sorry-there is no song

HAVE YOU FOUND THE ROAD TO DISCOVERY?

have you followed the joseph campbell links

previously provided?

here at (pabloshouse) or

on my facebook link?

go visit

find your bliss...

02/06/2010 - Al Stewart plays "Warren Harding" at the Admiral Theatre

PS: here's the answer

88 years ago

today

the voice of the american president was transmitted via radio waves

for the 1st time

PS:who's voice?

LIFE

exacts a toll

yet

experience

yields

dividends

Vic Cianca (Pittsburgh's Dancing Traffic Cop)

PS: i saw this man live

in 1979...

introduced by allen funt (candid camera)

LIVING

takes a toll on ones' life

eventually

it begins to pay dividends

PS: i was so much older then, i'm younger than that now

(robert zimmerman)

LOST AGAIN,

in all the hulaballoo...

weiner's seat is being redistricted out of existence...

as for he being a serious mayoral candidate before the sexting?

gimme a break

his name is weiner...

The Moody Blues - Dear Diary

i learn something new every day

today i learned that it was originally called web log

or

weblog

later shortened to blog

there are a guesstimated 50 million people posting

in the blogosphere.

suppose that doesn't make me unique

yet

there are 6 billion of us...

what did i learn this sunday morning?

(other than osgood?)

godfather-pizza cain vs. the incumbent?

who's refereeing

michael steele?


PS: i need a fr. keane sermon

Genesis, Happy the Man

SURVEY SAYS

76.5 %

of americans

identify themselves as being

"christian"

Christian. n, one who believes that the new testament is a divinely inspired book admirably
suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ
in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

(ambrose bierce)

i observe

(and participate) daily

in watching

$ 's come in thru the front door


as brink's armored

carries them out thru the back...

( happy the man-to be a part...)

CONSTANT REMEMBERANCE

Last week michael hayden was interviewed on gps

yesterday

josh wilson came to the major plate

(josh's dad has been the long time base ball coach at...)

mr hayden's alma mater?

that catholic school on the bluff

over-looking the monongahala

ON THE ROAD TO DAMASCUS...

nato needs to intervene in syria

and now...

PS: an eye for an eye

cornelius mcgillicudy

was joined today by

anthony larussa

as the only 2 people

to manage 5000

major league baseball games

the house with ivy walls

that's where the yankee will

get his historic hit

PS: in the house that ruth pointed

OKAY,

Let me soften' the blow...

if a young turk purchases a computer

we all prosper...

PS:(financially and intellectually)

{and it didn't take the ottoman empire to figure that out...}

CORN

We feed it to our protein's (faster and fatter to market)

We water it down (ethanol)

to feed our engines.

Have you seen the price per bushel?


PS: never burn your food supply

Across The Universe Movie Viral Video Beatles Hubble Images

OH, AND ANOTHER THING

aboot' books and covers

(there are exceptions to rules)

i don't need to open

danielle steele

(or vampire meyer)

100 Years Lyrics | Five For Fighting

PS: happy birthday my sister

THE WHEELS

are falling off the creaking cart

that is the

new york yankees

WHO CALLED

Larsen's perfect game

&

alan ameche's touchdown?

PS: hint- sheep's clothing...

IF LIFE

continues on this venue

writing fiction

is superfluous.

U2 - Stranger in a Strange Land(1981)

PS: thanx mr. heinlein

IF IT WEREN'T FOR.....

than i wouldn't....

{fill in your own blanks}

IN REGARDS

to a previous "house" allusion...

i want to sit in my #49 uni

squeeze an oversized t-ball

and

contemplate my navel...

RELIGION

n. A daughter of hope and fear,explaining to ignorance

the nature of the unknowable.

(ambrose bierce)

Billy Joel - Keeping The Faith

FAITH

n. Belief without evidence in what is told by

one who speaks without knowledge, of things

without parallel.

(ambrose bierce)

A Lab

in cold spring harbor:

autism is caused by gene mutation

cause of mutation to be determined

PS: see- it's not the vaccinations...

why do folks who procreate point the finger at external forces
when their kid doesn't measure up?

52 RUNS

in 70 innings

that's what the yankee pitcher's have done against the sox

in 2011

PS: goodnight irene

Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense - PsychoKiller

Talking Heads - Heaven

i may have said the same thing before

but my explanation, i am sure

will

always be different

(oscar wilde)

The Power of Myth

PS: it took time and patience

(patience is the greatest virtue)


i found a portal to deliver mr. campbell on (pabloshouse)

((he'd be one of the 5 person's i'd like to meet in...

the hereafter (no offense mr albom))

follow the trail at the end of each offering...

THE ADMINISTRATOR

of the syosset

school system

earned a raise today

(news 12 long island)

dr. she now earns a yearly compensatory package worth

(cha ching)

$ 514,000


PS: the chancellor of the ny city school system

is paid

$179,000

PS: do i disunderstand?

have you seen the price?

of animal protein these days.

skirt steak-$8.39 lb.

boneless center-cut the other white meat chops $5.49 lb.

lamb- rib or loin-$8.99 lb. ON SALE!

filet mignon?

"forgetahboutit"

top or short loin (strips-porterhouse)

or ribeyes

(cheaper and better prepared at the public house-for many)

what's a carnivore to do?

1st-remember-homo sapiens are omnivores

2nd-there are other proteins

3rd-if you must

follow the lost leader

(chicken breasts-top round london broil-home ground trimmings-ground turkey)

there are great cooking shows available

no "how to" grocery shop shows.

PS: nowadays people know the price of everything but the value of nothing


there are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating- people who absolutely know everything
and people who know absolutely nothing.

The picture of Dorian Gray

(oscar wilde)

who was the last man to record 3000 hits

with 1 team?

a. roberto clemente

b. george brett

c. robin yount

d. none of the above.

i await your comment

(if you do not know-but your are the first here-quick-go to mlb.com and ask)

{if you get there first-mark an X-if i get there 1st-i'll erase it}

ha ha

i have

introduced and provided the link to joseph cambell

&

"The power of myth"

on facebook for any interested observers

May be the single most powerful series i ever watched on t.v.

part of bill moyer's journal

they recorded over 10 hours of available material

i offer you an introduction and if it intrigues you

go run around with the man who wrote

"the hero with 1000 faces"

PS: da nada

moe berg

caught 15 years

(princeton grad)

spoke 14 languages

hit .241

PS: he couldn't hit in any of them

PSS:you could look it up...

(tis said-he was an off-season spy)

oh-the intrigue...

(the catcher is a spy)

((found it in a friend's bookcase))

The Who - "Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere"(Ready Steady Go 1965)

THIS POSTING

comes via a co-workers

i-phone

whom doubted my credibility

PS: ha ha

i can post from anywhere....

PSS: i got street cred...

TURN OFF THE GADGETS

wanna be green? wanna save energy?

walk around your place

got anything drawing?

irresponsibly?

i did (do)

got a surge protector-it blinks green

yet nothing plugged in

got a computer

(not hooked up to the surge protector)

it sleeps as i work.

(it's blinking light informs)

i got a nite-light

(i am afraid of the dark)

it burns all day

got an alarm clock

it ticks 24/7

yet only wakes me up once a day

got a dvd

its red informs that it is ready for use

as does my vcr

(have not pushed play on either in months)

got a hand held dirt devil

its on its ever regenerating electrical stand

got a cell phone

its re-upping...

PS: now

go walk around your place

stop living la vida loco

THE COUNTRY'S TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

and inside out.

we have a lincoln-like democrat

in the white house

as the gops

beat themselves up

in the race to the primaries

PS: on the outside-looking in

(little anthony)

PS: newt-santorum

romney

brig-em on...

51%

(according to cnbc)

paid no federal tax in 2009

(the most recent stats you can review)

t.e.a. ?

not taxed equitably

that should be the rub.

everyone should "carry their weight"

i know (the argument)

what about the "black market"?

Flat tax all.

Consumption tax all non-essentials

and let the chips fall...

PS: i am for 1/2% national sales tax

all collections pay down the debt

but, let's not go there right here, right now

PSS: and you media "news" folks

fine. o.k. christie 'copped a ride-he should pay.

go after the so-called contractors in your markets that hire undocumented's
and pay cash and the folks that hire them.

(is "investigative reporting" dead?)

make them join the game.

PS: it's called the game of life

our parents' introduced us as kids...

FLASH

weiner's weiner

really was

weiner's weiner

&

weiner sent it

PS: OH! if his 1st name were only richard

WHEN i JOINED THE RETAIL MEAT PACKING INDUSTRY

i thought my job was to package meats for human consumption.

wrong 'em boyo (joe strummer)

i spend most of my time picking-up

after carnivores whom think this omnivorous world

revolves around them.

PS: my bad

IF YOU GET THE OPPORTUNITY

to learn something

or

come to my class

write about it and i'll see you next time

(dr. scott mcdonald)

A MEETING AT THE MOUND

betwixt miguel olivo & michael pineda

to discuss strategy behind glove covered faces

"what are they thinking? spanish-speaking lip readers are watching?"

michael kay

what an ignorant thing to say

PS: you mean lip-reading isn't an english language phenomena...

SLEEPING CAN BE DETRIMENTAL

2 years ago i was diagnosed with radial nerve palsy in my right arm.

dr. neuro

sez i slept on it.

it passed.

Last month i awoke with it in my left arm.

(this too will pass)

i feel safer pedaling in traffic than i do climbing into bed.

PS: all things must pass (the "silent" beatle)

Animal Zoo

AFTER A TRIP TO THE BRONX

As a young boy,

i dreamed of being a zookeeper.

mission accomplished.

i never dreamed

the animals would be uncaged

&

walking upright.

TODAY

They call it "occupational therapy"

or

physical therapy.

the ailment?

arthritis

the best therapy?

movement

IE: yoga

PS: or pedaling and/or rowing

oar...

MOTHER

Once incubated & nourished

Later nourished & knowledged

Later, still

Opened the gate of the cage...


{Always & Enduringly }

Nourishing...

Food for Thought

PS: birds of a feather

there are no 2nd acts

in american life.

(f. scott fitzgerald)

PS: so wrong

gatsby wannabe

SWITCH HITTER

{see how the hint at sexuality peeks attention.}

switch hitter.

he whom holds the advantage against the pitcher;

according to "the book"

as opposed to the:

switch batter

he whom couldn't hit a cow in the ass with a banjo

PS: does the name jorge posada

strike a familiar chord?

i believe

the implementation of the designated hitter

&

the lowering of the mound

have had the greatest impact on the history of the game.

The almost constant use of a pristine ball is 3rd

PS:ask edward ford

OLD ADAGES

ring true

if rephrased

to match current events

PS: there are no original thoughts

just original thinkers...

(the gospel according to...)

PSS: ring the bell (mr cohen)

there is a crack in everything

that's how the light gets in....

DR DEATH

scored today

(unassisted)

PS: jack kervorkian dead at 83

factoid:

there are more people living on planet earth

(right here,right now)

than all the people that have come and gone before us...

IF THE WORLD LAUGHS AT YOU

Laugh right back-it's as funny as you are

(e.c. mckenzie)

PS:thanx Dar-ma

use up those book rates while they last

president paul is going to shut down the usps

(ron not alexander)

(HA-HA)

piers morgan

asked larry king

what do you think of my show that has continued on from yours?

king: it's like watching your mother in law drive your bentley off a cliff


piers: well, larry knows a lot about mothers in laws...

mitt's thrown his gloves into the ring

(ha ha)

yeah, this will play well in peoria

this is almost like a quaker attempting to run...

(nixon)

or a catholic

(kennedy)

or a jew

(bebe who?)

{lieberman? bloomberg?}

(( the son of kissinger-the ghost of rebozo))

PS: sorry...

catholics and jews are relegated to sit on the bench

(of the supreme court)

i don't know where quakers sit...

most mormon's i know sit in utah and vote for orrin hatch

PSS: joseph smith love them

EVERY ACTION

causes


a

reaction

(there are no coincidences)

PS: chaos theory

if a butterfly flutters his wings in madison

a tsunami occurs in malaysia

i am a firm believer in...

the longer you live

the better you get

(bob dylan)

i am a stranger in a strange land

call me

valentine michael smith

"describe your culture to me..."

we have drive thru pharmacy

drive- in food

and drive by shootings


PS: culture clear?

{VMS: "i grok"}

did'ya know?

(i know you're busy...as are we all)

{lost in our own ignorance}

but this is not aboot' that...

did you know that the man who created the brown paper bag that once transported our groceries

was eventually vilified for killing trees?

so another man created the plastic bag

to save the trees

(and kill marine life)

{why do we call them "sea gulls?"

they are dump rats with wings}

i digress..


so a woman created

(don't they always and 4-ever!?!)

the reusable bag available everywhere.

PS: oh

the woman is the grandaughter of the plastic bag creator

now, alanis

that is irony

don't you think?

THE SKY IS FALLING

but, not until october

21'st { to be sure...}

(thank god, this time there is time)

to

get your house in order
put your ducks in a row
close the barn door
repent

yet...

don't count your chickens
don't put the cart before the horse
don't throw the baby out with the bath water

at the end of the day..

cliche

after

cliche

(where are all the superstars?)

gaga, lady

(chicken little)

PS: horse to water...

SELF-PRESERVATION IS HARD-WIRED

the enduring ?

is

how can me learn to self-preserve

as we.

PS: (collectively)