Thursday, May 31, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
there's a woodpecker
on my ride each morning these last few days.
i can hear his repetitive tap
i kant find him.
i desire a visual.
PS: maybe manana...
i can hear his repetitive tap
i kant find him.
i desire a visual.
PS: maybe manana...
happythankyoumoreplease
(highly recommend
(thought for the soul)
((see your movie search))
also
"weight of the nation"
in 4 parts
on home box office
(thought for the soul)
((see your movie search))
also
"weight of the nation"
in 4 parts
on home box office
Monday, May 28, 2012
i can sit here
and make myself laugh
(so don rickles you jerk)
or make myself cry
(so , so ? i doant know)
roy orbison?
dick vermeil?
if you kant amuse yourself
you are lost
PS: message on my blog
(so don rickles you jerk)
or make myself cry
(so , so ? i doant know)
roy orbison?
dick vermeil?
if you kant amuse yourself
you are lost
PS: message on my blog
i am not
a "water cooler" type
i doant' get involved with the gripe
i remember DarMa's advice: " time to find a new occupation"
a couple of times ago
(i am aging- please forgive me)
a bunch were smoking our lives away-most complaining
'THIS PLACE SUCKS
i had my headphones on
OFF!
i heard every word
all returned to there world. (":cept daniel and me) ((or is it "I"?)
danny boy
what the fuck is wrong with you?
where not you named employee of the month? who is your supervisor?
Doant you think he must like you?
Go have a conversation!
a few days later...
(again) smoking a butt
{stupid me}
danny sez- thanks paul-things are gonna be better for me...
great-glad to help.
2 months later
i clock in.
danny is wearing an earpiece (you know) like the talking heads do
{{constant contact}}
((all of our managers do))
(((we live in an "instant gratification " society)))
why is daniel wearing an earpiece asked i?
"Have not you heard? danny is in the management training program"
PS: he is currently a successful manager in westbury
PSS: as the picture from acopulco shows:
if i had a chest- i'd pin a medal on it.
i doant' get involved with the gripe
i remember DarMa's advice: " time to find a new occupation"
a couple of times ago
(i am aging- please forgive me)
a bunch were smoking our lives away-most complaining
'THIS PLACE SUCKS
i had my headphones on
OFF!
i heard every word
all returned to there world. (":cept daniel and me) ((or is it "I"?)
danny boy
what the fuck is wrong with you?
where not you named employee of the month? who is your supervisor?
Doant you think he must like you?
Go have a conversation!
a few days later...
(again) smoking a butt
{stupid me}
danny sez- thanks paul-things are gonna be better for me...
great-glad to help.
2 months later
i clock in.
danny is wearing an earpiece (you know) like the talking heads do
{{constant contact}}
((all of our managers do))
(((we live in an "instant gratification " society)))
why is daniel wearing an earpiece asked i?
"Have not you heard? danny is in the management training program"
PS: he is currently a successful manager in westbury
PSS: as the picture from acopulco shows:
if i had a chest- i'd pin a medal on it.
the psych
on sunday morn with charlie bow tie
aboot' '39 MILLION OF US AMERICANS LIVING ALONE"
analyzed:
the large majority are lonely. we homo-sapiens are not born to be alone.
a few- a small %
are "wired"
different.
PS: hi dr. know little
want to take my "brain image'
?
aboot' '39 MILLION OF US AMERICANS LIVING ALONE"
analyzed:
the large majority are lonely. we homo-sapiens are not born to be alone.
a few- a small %
are "wired"
different.
PS: hi dr. know little
want to take my "brain image'
?
Sunday, May 27, 2012
i never metaphor
i didn't like.
(Dr. mardy grothe)
{ a gift to (pabloshouse) for his birthday}
courtesy of DarMa)
((of course))
(((if you have never played i'm dead and then been tickled back to life then your mother doesn't know you as mine knows me)))...
You are the bow from which your children
as living arrows
are sent forth.
(kahlil gibran)
(Dr. mardy grothe)
{ a gift to (pabloshouse) for his birthday}
courtesy of DarMa)
((of course))
(((if you have never played i'm dead and then been tickled back to life then your mother doesn't know you as mine knows me)))...
You are the bow from which your children
as living arrows
are sent forth.
(kahlil gibran)
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Your Honor
i will not apologize for anything
i have ever posted.
('cept sir mix-a-lot)
PS: every rule has an exception.
i have ever posted.
('cept sir mix-a-lot)
PS: every rule has an exception.
Friday, May 25, 2012
IF YOU
work 8 hours a day
and if you
sleep 8 hours a day
and if you
"amuse" yourself
8 hours a day
and you live to be 90
your life will add up to a net sum of it's parts...
(30-30-30)
PS: i doant' (sic)
i work 12
amuse 8
and sleep 4
PSS:
(Para-Para-Para-dice- mr martin)
(coldplay: for the musically challenged)
and if you
sleep 8 hours a day
and if you
"amuse" yourself
8 hours a day
and you live to be 90
your life will add up to a net sum of it's parts...
(30-30-30)
PS: i doant' (sic)
i work 12
amuse 8
and sleep 4
PSS:
(Para-Para-Para-dice- mr martin)
(coldplay: for the musically challenged)
It's Deja Vu
All over again.
Game 6 : May 25th 1994
(18 years ago today)
the devils led the series 3-2
game 6- new jersey
(the devils won games 4 and 5 to push the blueshirts to the brink)
{martin brodeur was in the nets for the "diablos"}
the rangers were the "top-seed" in the east...
Deja Vu
(yogi)
Game 6 : May 25th 1994
(18 years ago today)
the devils led the series 3-2
game 6- new jersey
(the devils won games 4 and 5 to push the blueshirts to the brink)
{martin brodeur was in the nets for the "diablos"}
the rangers were the "top-seed" in the east...
Deja Vu
(yogi)
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
39 million
of us live alone.
(i am not alone in being alone-gordon sumner)
((message in a bottle))
message on a blog
((to be cont'd))
thanx charlie osgood
(i am not alone in being alone-gordon sumner)
((message in a bottle))
message on a blog
((to be cont'd))
thanx charlie osgood
Monday, May 21, 2012
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?
not anymore
Hugh has left the building.
(You obnoxious, satirical son of a gun... we are going to miss you)
Hugh has left the building.
(You obnoxious, satirical son of a gun... we are going to miss you)
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Teddy Roosevelt
said:
i get up each morning-get my cup of coffee
i read the sports page 1st
then i read the headlines
i prefer to hear man's accomplishments
before
i see his failures
PS: No wonder Popa
admired him so...
i get up each morning-get my cup of coffee
i read the sports page 1st
then i read the headlines
i prefer to hear man's accomplishments
before
i see his failures
PS: No wonder Popa
admired him so...
Friday, May 18, 2012
I.P.O.
(BOY OH BOY)
Did u buy in today?
(GIRL OH GIRL0
did facebook raise a lot of dinero today?
DID U PAY IN?
Are you F-ing crazy?
((C-Lo))
now
i go pee o
Did u buy in today?
(GIRL OH GIRL0
did facebook raise a lot of dinero today?
DID U PAY IN?
Are you F-ing crazy?
((C-Lo))
now
i go pee o
BY THE BY 2
II
(i wish i had roman numerals on this machine)
i have a long day, manana
(where's the n-yla?)
i digress...:)
anyway
mac might not co-op
so i want to say
"happy birthday to me happy birthday to me"
happy birthday (pabloshouse)
2 years old on saturday.
PS: 54 on tuesday but
that's another story
(the stories i tell)
many
many more
coming....
(thanks for following)
BY THE BY
The Hockey Song
by Warren Zevon
was suggested and inspired
by mitch albom
and the vocal
"Hit Somebody"
is david letterman
(your idiot, savant blogger)
by Warren Zevon
was suggested and inspired
by mitch albom
and the vocal
"Hit Somebody"
is david letterman
(your idiot, savant blogger)
LEONARD PITTS IS REALLY GOOD TOO!
If only my editor and mentor
(and teacher of pdf attachments)
could deliver his words and doant leave
a "crik" in my neck
PS: MAC!
i spelt "doant"
on "porpoise"
{Don't "red line" me}
PSS: Hello- any one on this?
You people are supposed to be "Brilliant"
(and teacher of pdf attachments)
could deliver his words and doant leave
a "crik" in my neck
PS: MAC!
i spelt "doant"
on "porpoise"
{Don't "red line" me}
PSS: Hello- any one on this?
You people are supposed to be "Brilliant"
LOU'S LEGACY
Most i know are familiar with his farewell speech.
Lost on most is not
"I am the luckiest man on the face of the earth"
1st He Said (so appropriate- He played 1st )
"As i look around me today-i've never met a greater group of men in uniform"
PS: sometimes, i wish i could be so humble...
Lost on most is not
"I am the luckiest man on the face of the earth"
1st He Said (so appropriate- He played 1st )
"As i look around me today-i've never met a greater group of men in uniform"
PS: sometimes, i wish i could be so humble...
Bodiszatva
(an ever becoming shepherd)
PS: i "check in" (not "religiously" with the aforementioned)
Talking Heads
they all have their point of view, angle of vision
call it what you will.
i sit at the end of my seat when
David Brooks speaks (or writes)
and i am an ant
at the table
of
Charlie Rose
(stupid is as stupid does)
HEAR WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR
But no Scarlet
(my dear)
You Can't Have It Your Own
Miserable Way!
(so help me christ)
PS: i "check in" (not "religiously" with the aforementioned)
Talking Heads
they all have their point of view, angle of vision
call it what you will.
i sit at the end of my seat when
David Brooks speaks (or writes)
and i am an ant
at the table
of
Charlie Rose
(stupid is as stupid does)
HEAR WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR
But no Scarlet
(my dear)
You Can't Have It Your Own
Miserable Way!
(so help me christ)
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Today
is an anniversary.
Steph's 1st live game.
Beanie baby day.
Boomer was perfect.
PS: i remember my 1st
the green green grass
boyer and lopez homered
the chairman of the board
pitched a shut-out
PS: memories in bits and pieces...
Steph's 1st live game.
Beanie baby day.
Boomer was perfect.
PS: i remember my 1st
the green green grass
boyer and lopez homered
the chairman of the board
pitched a shut-out
PS: memories in bits and pieces...
a pessimist
is 1 whom smells the flowers
and then looks for the coffin.
an optimist reflects by the coffin
and then smells the flowers.
a classicist sees a tree
he doesn't ask why- he just paints a tree
an impressionist sees a log
he doesn't know who he is
staring at this log.
PS: so he expresses him (or herself) on a blog
and then looks for the coffin.
an optimist reflects by the coffin
and then smells the flowers.
a classicist sees a tree
he doesn't ask why- he just paints a tree
an impressionist sees a log
he doesn't know who he is
staring at this log.
PS: so he expresses him (or herself) on a blog
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
No NHL Team
has ever played 2 seven games series in the first 2 rounds.
and gone on to hoist the Cup.
Torts: stop feeding me this useless information.
they are just stats. go write your stories.
PS: lies, damn lies and statistics
(samuel clemens)
and gone on to hoist the Cup.
Torts: stop feeding me this useless information.
they are just stats. go write your stories.
PS: lies, damn lies and statistics
(samuel clemens)
remember Popa said:
i remember when "gay" meant happy and AC/DC was a scientific arguement
concerning electric currency.
concerning electric currency.
Monday, May 14, 2012
Sheep
My oldest brother and i
(whom i love dearly)
often disagree on
"social policy".
He blames the media for the stupidity of the american electorate.
i agree with the "stoopidity"
i disagree with the cause...
stupid is as stupid does.
blame it on the genome.
PS:
i'm chris matthews now let's play hardball
this is GPS and i'm fareed zakaria
i'm dylan ratigan
and let's talk about greedy bastards
i'm rachel maddow
and i'm a lesbian
PAC'S for a better tomorrow
tomorrow
(stephen colbert)
(whom i love dearly)
often disagree on
"social policy".
He blames the media for the stupidity of the american electorate.
i agree with the "stoopidity"
i disagree with the cause...
stupid is as stupid does.
blame it on the genome.
PS:
i'm chris matthews now let's play hardball
this is GPS and i'm fareed zakaria
i'm dylan ratigan
and let's talk about greedy bastards
i'm rachel maddow
and i'm a lesbian
PAC'S for a better tomorrow
tomorrow
(stephen colbert)
1994
As all blue-shirt fans remember was the last time our Rangers hoisted Lord Stanley's cup.
We had to go thru the diablos back then in the conference finals.
1 man remains....
Holy Cow (phil rizzuto or is it harry carey)
PS: the greatest tender of the goal in NHL history
"Let's Go Rangers"
We had to go thru the diablos back then in the conference finals.
1 man remains....
Holy Cow (phil rizzuto or is it harry carey)
PS: the greatest tender of the goal in NHL history
"Let's Go Rangers"
My Catcher
came to the mound. 2nd and 3rd two outs bottom of the last.
"walk this guy- he owns you"
"no"
"lamberti is on deck- you own him"
"NO!" (now go squat)
1st pitch
line drive center field
"here comes the tying run and here comes the winning run"
PS: life is a high wire act. don't be a soloist.
listen to your catcher...
"walk this guy- he owns you"
"no"
"lamberti is on deck- you own him"
"NO!" (now go squat)
1st pitch
line drive center field
"here comes the tying run and here comes the winning run"
PS: life is a high wire act. don't be a soloist.
listen to your catcher...
There are winners
There are losers too.
what do they know, know, know...
"Little Pink Bats"
for me and you
and your momma too.
(poetic license on john cougar mellencamp)
PS: know how he got the moniker johnny cougar?
he was signed by david jones' management co. "Main Man"
ziggy said-mellencamp will not register
PSS: Momma
from the greek for "the breast"
courtesy of charles osgood
(sorry- i wanted to post this yesterday but mac and i seem to have a love/hate relationship)
what do they know, know, know...
"Little Pink Bats"
for me and you
and your momma too.
(poetic license on john cougar mellencamp)
PS: know how he got the moniker johnny cougar?
he was signed by david jones' management co. "Main Man"
ziggy said-mellencamp will not register
PSS: Momma
from the greek for "the breast"
courtesy of charles osgood
(sorry- i wanted to post this yesterday but mac and i seem to have a love/hate relationship)
Saturday, May 12, 2012
i know
you all are waiting for a great piece of writing...
like:
Remembering Aloud
or
Fish or Cut Bait
me too!?!
i did not come to writing
Writing comes to me
PS: i await
with (almost)
unbearable
"excited"
expectations
(ha ha)
LAUGH!
it's the bestest medicine...
like:
Remembering Aloud
or
Fish or Cut Bait
me too!?!
i did not come to writing
Writing comes to me
PS: i await
with (almost)
unbearable
"excited"
expectations
(ha ha)
LAUGH!
it's the bestest medicine...
Friday, May 11, 2012
shoppers
women.
women shoppers.
i needed a book shelf. (they were laying on the floor)
{or is it "lying?"}
{{good books don't lie}}
we went to one of those departmental facades.
Front lobby-right at the front door.
Tea set
all glass and brass (real class)
regularly $799
today!
$399
SAVE
$400 .
shirl.(girl)
"we must buy-we are saving $400"
no, we came for a $40 bookshelf
if we purchase that
we are spending $439
we left.
with a bookshelf and a tea set
(glass and brass )
{real class}
PS: no wonder i live alone
the last best time in town...
PSS:guess who was in the market last week?
the previous was hint
here's another
life's been good to him so far...
(helmet cam)
women shoppers.
i needed a book shelf. (they were laying on the floor)
{or is it "lying?"}
{{good books don't lie}}
we went to one of those departmental facades.
Front lobby-right at the front door.
Tea set
all glass and brass (real class)
regularly $799
today!
$399
SAVE
$400 .
shirl.(girl)
"we must buy-we are saving $400"
no, we came for a $40 bookshelf
if we purchase that
we are spending $439
we left.
with a bookshelf and a tea set
(glass and brass )
{real class}
PS: no wonder i live alone
the last best time in town...
PSS:guess who was in the market last week?
the previous was hint
here's another
life's been good to him so far...
(helmet cam)
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
mac would not let me on yesterday
(paul mccartney)
so, i cried instead
(john lennon)
PS: the best lack all conviction
and the worst
are filled with a passion and an intensity...
PS: now go figure where i'm at
(Yeats)
so, i cried instead
(john lennon)
PS: the best lack all conviction
and the worst
are filled with a passion and an intensity...
PS: now go figure where i'm at
(Yeats)
and now mr. president has signed on
makes me ever prouder to live in a country where civil liberties are respected.
PS: and i'm not gay and have very few "queer" friends
PSS: actually- i know a lot of "queer" people
and
none of them are gay.
PS: and i'm not gay and have very few "queer" friends
PSS: actually- i know a lot of "queer" people
and
none of them are gay.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Sunday, May 6, 2012
TRUE STORY
(not that any of them i tell are lies)
((some are "fibs"))
{look it up in your....sorry, my bad}
google le diferance' pierre
i digress
true story
the day rocky made his debut with the yankees, Popa took me to the game.
i think{ therefore i may be wrong}
{{touche}}
that it was the 1st game for just the two of us
(two of us-the beatles-again- googleit)
i digress again
((i must confess. i like to digress. it's like the actors aside))
{{{it's where i reside }}}
small crowd. the yanks pretty much sucked then. c.b.s.- michael burke
they tried out every aged national leaguer
it drove us crazy. (i mean berserk )
reuben amaro later, johnny callison (Don saw hit him the HR that won the all-star game at shea.)
((what away)) ((2 of you got that reference- anyway-))
later still
mateo alou and then felipe too!
what's next? imports from the bronx zoo?
WHEW!?! (we knew we were through)
{no more digressions}
we took a position near the players gate.
rocky was arriving, he was slightly late.
"rocky, the kid has your card. (i was holding it with also a pen in hand)
give the kid an autograph-give the kid a charge"
"sorry i can't i am late, late, for a very important date"
i kant say that Popa became irate- he didn't
he did berate
"your finished rocky. you're washed up, you're a bum. go back to cleveland. "
((some are "fibs"))
{look it up in your....sorry, my bad}
google le diferance' pierre
i digress
true story
the day rocky made his debut with the yankees, Popa took me to the game.
i think{ therefore i may be wrong}
{{touche}}
that it was the 1st game for just the two of us
(two of us-the beatles-again- googleit)
i digress again
((i must confess. i like to digress. it's like the actors aside))
{{{it's where i reside }}}
small crowd. the yanks pretty much sucked then. c.b.s.- michael burke
they tried out every aged national leaguer
it drove us crazy. (i mean berserk )
reuben amaro later, johnny callison (Don saw hit him the HR that won the all-star game at shea.)
((what away)) ((2 of you got that reference- anyway-))
later still
mateo alou and then felipe too!
what's next? imports from the bronx zoo?
WHEW!?! (we knew we were through)
{no more digressions}
we took a position near the players gate.
rocky was arriving, he was slightly late.
"rocky, the kid has your card. (i was holding it with also a pen in hand)
give the kid an autograph-give the kid a charge"
"sorry i can't i am late, late, for a very important date"
i kant say that Popa became irate- he didn't
he did berate
"your finished rocky. you're washed up, you're a bum. go back to cleveland. "
Today
chris davis the 1st baseman-designated hitter for the baltimore orioles was the winning pitcher
in a 17 inning game.
when was the last time a position player was the winning pitcher in a major league game?
the day Popa and the boys returned from atlanta after nana's heart attack.
PS: rocky colavito
in a 17 inning game.
when was the last time a position player was the winning pitcher in a major league game?
the day Popa and the boys returned from atlanta after nana's heart attack.
PS: rocky colavito
Saturday, May 5, 2012
tomorrow
is not promised
live everyday as tho'
it may be your last
1 day you'll be right
PS: remember Popa said
ticking, ticking...
1 day you'll be right
PS: remember Popa said
ticking, ticking...
the smurf line
mark pavlich
rob mcClanahan
anders hedberg
PS: this 1's for you Rich
thanx for your diligence
people ask
are you religious?
religious
i am a fan of bill maher
ridiculous (religiulos)
am i spiritual?
you can bet your bottom $
(as are we all)
we started a program
much to my urging
(letters- e-mails)
we now give "so-called" expired food
to "island harvest"
an attempt to feed those less fortunate
thank you stop and shop
PS: fuck the politicians
GO
make a difference
Thursday, May 3, 2012
THANX DARMA
for your patience in teaching me "p.d.f. attachments
pablo will be published
(one day, someday)
PS:it's all on me now
gracias and thank you for your patience
PS: your 1 of 4 loving children
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
i forewarned
you all.
1 day i am going to "spam" your asses
(ha ha)
PS: slow learner
catching up
(don't look behind you-satchel paige)
PSS: me laughs...
godspeed
i went to the bank today
on "may day"?
(fuck you, the misguided 99%)
the teller asked:"how come you have only a savings-no checking-how do you pay your bills?"
i have no bills
no bills? i have too many. you must be lucky
luck has nothing to do with it.
i am a fortunate son
( a mind-set trumps cultural constraints)
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