Pinch Me

                                     OR

am i living in a parallel universe?

           ((to expound)) :

3 states voted to legalize "gay" marriage

2 states voted to legalize the recreational use of marijuana

1 stated voted to legalize medical mary jane

A lesbian was voted to the senate in wisconsin
an atheist won a seat in the house in arizona
elizabeth warren is our senator from massachusetts
puerto rico voted that it might not want to be a state

A venezuelan won the triple crown
The mighty casey got pinch-hit for...

Noter  Dame is #1 in the polls

Citizen's United allowed $700 million to flow
yet, not a vote was bought

sandy devastated parts of new york and long island
and nobody's talking aboot' "beach erosion" now


an african american was re-elected president over a sacred -underwearing man
and barely a word was whispered...

pinch me!

or am i living in a parallel universe?

PS: is it real or am i dreaming (dave matthews)

PSS: signed,

Claire Voyant

MY THANKSGIVING Lyrics - DON HENLEY @elyrics

MY THANKSGIVING Lyrics - DON HENLEY @elyrics

PS: Happy Thanksgiving

POST SANDY

(now "posted")  ((a little too ironic, you think alanis))

Hey Biafra- Get the fuck out of the desert- You will Starve (sam kinnison)

(probably spelt some things wrong, mac)

President Lincoln ((i'm sorry) Obama

flew over long beach, today-visited staten island...

the governor has asked for $30 billion.

Why?

private insurers do not provide flood relief

(smart fellas)

The Fed. bails out the affected.

To What!?!

Rebuild on the same sand?

i am a compassionate and empathetic man

take your money and run

to where i live

on

"higher ground"

(stevie wonder)

PS: We can not afford to "bale" you out again

PSS: e tu', too big to fail banks

AN OLD BASEBALL JOKE

2 Friends used to attend

Games together.

At the stretch of one no particular

1 asked of the other:

"do you think they play baseball in heaven?"

"i hope so"

"let's make a pact. the 1st to die has to come back and tell one another"

after many years (and many games) 1 learned the other had cashed in his innings.

a few days after the funeral- out walking alone he thought he heard a voice.

"fred-is that you?"

"yes. and i've good news and bad"

"what's the good news?"

"We play baseball in heaven all of the day and all of the night"
"single headers, double headers, triple headers-the game never ends"
"It's Fantastic"

"what's the bad news?"

"Paulie, my boy...

 you're pitching tomorrow"

PS: told to me in bruce nelson's little red bug on the way to Cooperstown

PSS: mickey mantle arrived at the pearly gates.

St. peter: "i'm sorry mick, but after the life you led..."
however

god has a request:

could you sign a few balls before you go?

THE AFTERMATH

(there but, for the grace of god go i)

Popa's "long beach"

devastated

bay shore-mastic beach?

the jersey shore???

what's left...?

(but wait there's more)

GORE!!!  @#@^&*