Oklahoma
is getting pounded
again
GORE!!!!
Friday, May 31, 2013
Use Statistics
as someone who drank too much
uses a lamp post
as support
not illumination
(vin scully)
PS: lies, damn lies and statistics
(samuel clemens)
uses a lamp post
as support
not illumination
(vin scully)
PS: lies, damn lies and statistics
(samuel clemens)
Hair
up my ass
Look!
i enjoy skirt steak
(beef prices are meatier) ((the usa today)) today
at $9.49 per pound
do not complain to me and then purchase
i've been here 13 years
the next time the C.E.O. asks me about pricing will be the first
as in the booth
vote with your purchasing power
refuse
say "no"
wholesale buyers have pre-purchased
the supply is sitting in storerooms
the price will come down
it is a perishable product
be smart-maxwell
PS: and please oh please
stop the bitching
i get it
but
you contribute to the problem
Stop It!
Look!
i enjoy skirt steak
(beef prices are meatier) ((the usa today)) today
at $9.49 per pound
do not complain to me and then purchase
i've been here 13 years
the next time the C.E.O. asks me about pricing will be the first
as in the booth
vote with your purchasing power
refuse
say "no"
wholesale buyers have pre-purchased
the supply is sitting in storerooms
the price will come down
it is a perishable product
be smart-maxwell
PS: and please oh please
stop the bitching
i get it
but
you contribute to the problem
Stop It!
I.R.S.Scandal
steve miller (head of the internal revenue service) got hauled in front of a congressional committee
he's a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker
there's the problem
the cincinnati field office was high
where he is known as "maurice"
(stephen colbert)
he's a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker
there's the problem
the cincinnati field office was high
where he is known as "maurice"
(stephen colbert)
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Smoke
is disappearing into the mirror...
figured this couldn't last
reinforcements are coming...
PS: mariano blew a save without recording a single out for the very first time...
(every day is a new day...)
figured this couldn't last
reinforcements are coming...
PS: mariano blew a save without recording a single out for the very first time...
(every day is a new day...)
Shezow
an animation about a boy whose super powers turn him into a cross dressed girl...
who fights crime
oh the outrage...
PS: it's a fucking cartoon!
who fights crime
oh the outrage...
PS: it's a fucking cartoon!
May 29th
J.F.K.'s
birthday
i am not much a believer (neil diamond)
in conspiracy theory
(think lee oswald acted alone)
yet
watch
"executive action"
h'mmm?
birthday
i am not much a believer (neil diamond)
in conspiracy theory
(think lee oswald acted alone)
yet
watch
"executive action"
h'mmm?
My Family
"Brit-Com
P.B.S.
(i have mentioned afore)
todays episode
son #2 has impregnated his girlfriend
wants to do the right thing
mom gives him his dad's mother's engagement ring
"how do you ask the question? how did you do it Dad?"
"i'll answer that" says Mom.
"he dropped the ring into a glass of champagne"
"then got the glasses wrong around"
"we toasted and swallowed"
"took him two more days to propose"
P.B.S.
(i have mentioned afore)
todays episode
son #2 has impregnated his girlfriend
wants to do the right thing
mom gives him his dad's mother's engagement ring
"how do you ask the question? how did you do it Dad?"
"i'll answer that" says Mom.
"he dropped the ring into a glass of champagne"
"then got the glasses wrong around"
"we toasted and swallowed"
"took him two more days to propose"
The Rangers
Fired Torts today.
(emile, renney, herb, trottier, boom boom, roger)
the list goes on...
who's next?
gernander?
schoenfeld?
the fans want messier
i think
lindy ruff
(emile, renney, herb, trottier, boom boom, roger)
the list goes on...
who's next?
gernander?
schoenfeld?
the fans want messier
i think
lindy ruff
TODAY
is National M.S. Awareness Day
according to news 12
400,000 americans have been diagnosed
42,000
live on long island.
in medical jargon
this constitutes a "cluster"
no cause or cure
is known.
according to news 12
400,000 americans have been diagnosed
42,000
live on long island.
in medical jargon
this constitutes a "cluster"
no cause or cure
is known.
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
i said it before
i'll say it again
we need to fund childhood education
pre-K
do away with the 12th grade
in order to pay
offer a voucher system
the government does not give supermarkets tax relief
to keep prices low so poor people can eat
we give stamps...
offer kids the op to choose moving forward.
i'll take your voucher and teach-i'll take your voucher and $500 more
i'll take your voucher and return $100 for supplies...
in every gov't program-the end user chooses
except education
Wrong!
PS: i am a little tea pot... here's my spout
(i will shut down, now but i will never shut up)
ever
((till the day i die-and the lord fears me...))
so i am not going anywhere soon.
:)
we need to fund childhood education
pre-K
do away with the 12th grade
in order to pay
offer a voucher system
the government does not give supermarkets tax relief
to keep prices low so poor people can eat
we give stamps...
offer kids the op to choose moving forward.
i'll take your voucher and teach-i'll take your voucher and $500 more
i'll take your voucher and return $100 for supplies...
in every gov't program-the end user chooses
except education
Wrong!
PS: i am a little tea pot... here's my spout
(i will shut down, now but i will never shut up)
ever
((till the day i die-and the lord fears me...))
so i am not going anywhere soon.
:)
i am a little tea pot
here is my spout...
(i swear i read this blog, sometimes and wonder
who's been writing this?)
existentially yours
&
ever-becoming...
;)
(i swear i read this blog, sometimes and wonder
who's been writing this?)
existentially yours
&
ever-becoming...
;)
VIEWPOINT
"We don't live in the information age. That would be an insult to information,which,0n some level,is supposed to inform. We live in the communication age. Ten billion fingers fumbling away.
Unautocorrecting e-mails, texts, and tweets-each one an opportunity to offend, alienate, aggrieve,
all in public, and at light speed.
The misinterpretation age.
Take the language itself. Texting in English is like propelling a gilded horse -drawn carriage onto
the inter-state.
subtlety, nuance, and ambiguity were luxuries of a less frantic era.
And irony, a supposed hallmark feature, has become an invisible, odorless menace.
Irony now condemns us all to imagine that every e-mail or text might actually, secretly,
be poking fun at us.
(jonathan nolan)
Unautocorrecting e-mails, texts, and tweets-each one an opportunity to offend, alienate, aggrieve,
all in public, and at light speed.
The misinterpretation age.
Take the language itself. Texting in English is like propelling a gilded horse -drawn carriage onto
the inter-state.
subtlety, nuance, and ambiguity were luxuries of a less frantic era.
And irony, a supposed hallmark feature, has become an invisible, odorless menace.
Irony now condemns us all to imagine that every e-mail or text might actually, secretly,
be poking fun at us.
(jonathan nolan)
AT THE RISK OF REPETITION
when i am trying to be funny
people ask
are you serious?
and when i am being serious
people laugh!
PS:Go figure
(must be my irish heritage)
or the consequences of a warped mind...
(i kant be what i am not)
; )
people ask
are you serious?
and when i am being serious
people laugh!
PS:Go figure
(must be my irish heritage)
or the consequences of a warped mind...
(i kant be what i am not)
; )
SCANDAL
Let's go back.
an "unnamed source" calls NY Times reporter kathleen rice to say
iraq has weapons of mass destruction
the Times runs the story the next day.
the following day-dick cheney goes on "meet the press" and says
it can now be reported, because it is in the paper, that saddam has weapons...
Rice gets called before the D.O.J.
and refuses to reveal her source.
She goes to jail.
Richard Armitage finally comes forward and says
i was the source...
talk about abuse of power
where was the finger pointing then?
i swear fox and G.E. have aligned to express outrage at the A.P. scandal
PS: politics makes strange bedfellows
no wonder Gen Y seeks stewart and colbert to find the truthiness...
an "unnamed source" calls NY Times reporter kathleen rice to say
iraq has weapons of mass destruction
the Times runs the story the next day.
the following day-dick cheney goes on "meet the press" and says
it can now be reported, because it is in the paper, that saddam has weapons...
Rice gets called before the D.O.J.
and refuses to reveal her source.
She goes to jail.
Richard Armitage finally comes forward and says
i was the source...
talk about abuse of power
where was the finger pointing then?
i swear fox and G.E. have aligned to express outrage at the A.P. scandal
PS: politics makes strange bedfellows
no wonder Gen Y seeks stewart and colbert to find the truthiness...
Bike Share
began yesterday in Manhattan and parts of Brooklyn.
For $95 a year (or $9.95 daily)
you can pick up a bike at 330 stations
and pedal your way around the city.
What a concept!.
thanx mayor mike
For $95 a year (or $9.95 daily)
you can pick up a bike at 330 stations
and pedal your way around the city.
What a concept!.
thanx mayor mike
LOOK
i don't want to beat a dead horse
(but i will)
((war horse))
we need to transform the tax code
no more write-offs:
dependent children
charitable contributions
home mortgages
etc. etc. etc.
i don't care if you earn $5,000 or $5 million
Everyone should pay in to a system that benefits all.
Taxed Enough Already?
No
Not Taxed Fairly!
(equitably)
"come on people now, smile on your brother (sister)
and learn to love everybody right now"...
(jesse colin young)
PS: an american for tax reform
(but i will)
((war horse))
we need to transform the tax code
no more write-offs:
dependent children
charitable contributions
home mortgages
etc. etc. etc.
i don't care if you earn $5,000 or $5 million
Everyone should pay in to a system that benefits all.
Taxed Enough Already?
No
Not Taxed Fairly!
(equitably)
"come on people now, smile on your brother (sister)
and learn to love everybody right now"...
(jesse colin young)
PS: an american for tax reform
Monday, May 27, 2013
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY
A day we honor those who paid the ultimate sacrifice in the service of this country.
and
A day we honor alzheimers patients whom are very confused...
PS: i remember one of my last conversations with Popa:
"the doctor told me i have alzheimers"
"that's terrible"
"Nah- by the time i got home i had forgotten all about it"
:)
and
A day we honor alzheimers patients whom are very confused...
PS: i remember one of my last conversations with Popa:
"the doctor told me i have alzheimers"
"that's terrible"
"Nah- by the time i got home i had forgotten all about it"
:)
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Tim DeChristopher
he was jailed
for civil disobedience
PS: henry david proud...
thanx mr. moyers
he was jailed
for civil disobedience
PS: henry david proud...
thanx mr. moyers
Stony Brook U.
(how appropriate)
"have a have a marijuana "
is what the band sang
as we watched- eating our eggs (it was a christian friday)
channel 7
5 o'clock news
"i was there"
(parental mouths fell)
((it was legalize pot day))
1975
This year
2 states
Washington and Colorado (thru a ballot initiative)
legalized hemp.
not medicinal
recreational.
(are those voters "high"?)
we are incarcerating countless at a very high expense
for what?
PS:Go Green
(and, by the by, i don't use anymore...)
straight arrow
and loving it :)
and no i did not find god
i found myself
thank zen
:}
PS: now, go meditate...
and then
write your congress person.
PSS: express yourself...threaten to vote them out.
-i am going to see a man about a dog...
:o
"have a have a marijuana "
is what the band sang
as we watched- eating our eggs (it was a christian friday)
channel 7
5 o'clock news
"i was there"
(parental mouths fell)
((it was legalize pot day))
1975
This year
2 states
Washington and Colorado (thru a ballot initiative)
legalized hemp.
not medicinal
recreational.
(are those voters "high"?)
we are incarcerating countless at a very high expense
for what?
PS:Go Green
(and, by the by, i don't use anymore...)
straight arrow
and loving it :)
and no i did not find god
i found myself
thank zen
:}
PS: now, go meditate...
and then
write your congress person.
PSS: express yourself...threaten to vote them out.
-i am going to see a man about a dog...
:o
America's Pastime
The other day, in Tampa Bay
a young girl was asked to throw out the ceremonial 1st pitch.
she took her place short of the mound(she couldn't reach from 60 feet six) and
was introduced as the rays catcher took his place behind the plate.
she threw a strike and the crowd cheered.
Then, the catcher removed his mask and smiled proudly.
He was her father-home on surprise from afghanistan.
Beautiful.
PS: kudos P.R. director
a young girl was asked to throw out the ceremonial 1st pitch.
she took her place short of the mound(she couldn't reach from 60 feet six) and
was introduced as the rays catcher took his place behind the plate.
she threw a strike and the crowd cheered.
Then, the catcher removed his mask and smiled proudly.
He was her father-home on surprise from afghanistan.
Beautiful.
PS: kudos P.R. director
Saturday, May 25, 2013
Dank Day
on this island.
50 degrees-wind blowing-rain
(GORE!)
i was hoping for an easier night at the public house.
Memorial Day weekend-cook outs-the beach- sagtikos park
Not today
We got annihilated
about 8 o'clock i could finally draw some breath and some fresh air
as i re-entered
there were literally 200 people waiting for a seat at the table
Good God almighty
Bejesus
all watching the hockey game-or the baseball game
or playing games
as jackie mason used to say
"it's a goldmine"
PS:and ever growing
we are the coolest place around...
(anybody need a job?-we are looking for a few good people...)
50 degrees-wind blowing-rain
(GORE!)
i was hoping for an easier night at the public house.
Memorial Day weekend-cook outs-the beach- sagtikos park
Not today
We got annihilated
about 8 o'clock i could finally draw some breath and some fresh air
as i re-entered
there were literally 200 people waiting for a seat at the table
Good God almighty
Bejesus
all watching the hockey game-or the baseball game
or playing games
as jackie mason used to say
"it's a goldmine"
PS:and ever growing
we are the coolest place around...
(anybody need a job?-we are looking for a few good people...)
Friday, May 24, 2013
hey tea parteyers
are you going to help moore, ok.
or is that the feds overeaching?
mr. cruz
rand paul?
i kant hear you...
PS: got two hands with two middle fingers up
or is that the feds overeaching?
mr. cruz
rand paul?
i kant hear you...
PS: got two hands with two middle fingers up
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
robert zimmerman
bird on a wire
sitting on a fence
he's singing his song for me
at his own expense
and i am just like that bird
hope that you can hear
hear me singing thru these years...
hear this robert zimmerman
i wrote a song for you
about a strange young man called dylan
with a voice like sand & glue
(david jones)
PS: 74 today
much yet to be done...
don't leave us "blowin in the wind"...
(hasta manana)
buenas noche... amigos
bird on a wire
sitting on a fence
he's singing his song for me
at his own expense
and i am just like that bird
hope that you can hear
hear me singing thru these years...
hear this robert zimmerman
i wrote a song for you
about a strange young man called dylan
with a voice like sand & glue
(david jones)
PS: 74 today
much yet to be done...
don't leave us "blowin in the wind"...
(hasta manana)
buenas noche... amigos
Another bridge collapsed
why are we so anal about fixing our infrastructure
esp, in these times of high dis-employment?
t.axed e.nough a.lready?
i drink coffee...
PS: i pad here with 2 middle fingers up...
(i will not go gentle into that good night)
esp, in these times of high dis-employment?
t.axed e.nough a.lready?
i drink coffee...
PS: i pad here with 2 middle fingers up...
(i will not go gentle into that good night)
Thursday, May 23, 2013
i attendend
horst nickles funeral
in the waiting room at sspj (ghosts)
i re-met the the lefkos
the prusch's
(allison- i didn't recognize you with clothes on)
was introduced to the mitchells
big mike
"your bro is gonna turn the big 5o"
nice folks
after a bad service
"i want to welcome the nickl family to this fine day"
excuse me...
"i just did a wedding"
(say what?)
focus father
at communion- everyone received but me...
(i will not commune on principle)
later
as we exited
rosewita
handed out roses
as Horst was apt to do...
beautiful
as we entered the car to leave
the littlest one was bawling his eyes out...
my friend
emotion
is a human thing
(i cry daily)
it's o.k.
it proves you are a feeling person
and
my friend .
love
paul
in the waiting room at sspj (ghosts)
i re-met the the lefkos
the prusch's
(allison- i didn't recognize you with clothes on)
was introduced to the mitchells
big mike
"your bro is gonna turn the big 5o"
nice folks
after a bad service
"i want to welcome the nickl family to this fine day"
excuse me...
"i just did a wedding"
(say what?)
focus father
at communion- everyone received but me...
(i will not commune on principle)
later
as we exited
rosewita
handed out roses
as Horst was apt to do...
beautiful
as we entered the car to leave
the littlest one was bawling his eyes out...
my friend
emotion
is a human thing
(i cry daily)
it's o.k.
it proves you are a feeling person
and
my friend .
love
paul
Until
Mom said see Ry
i have not been on facebook
ok
great song
medicine
the coaliton
uh-oh
400 space-book callings
jody so and so wants to know...
is this what social media is all about?
a friend of a friend wants...
i am not sure i want to know...
do you like?
thumbs up
so pretentious
(i am so showing my age)
PS: i wonder what Popa might think
hook line and sinker...
:0
i have not been on facebook
ok
great song
medicine
the coaliton
uh-oh
400 space-book callings
jody so and so wants to know...
is this what social media is all about?
a friend of a friend wants...
i am not sure i want to know...
do you like?
thumbs up
so pretentious
(i am so showing my age)
PS: i wonder what Popa might think
hook line and sinker...
:0
SPEEDBALL
Ever play the game? we did in high school. let me explain:
the game is played on a soccer field (futbol) for my spanish speaking friends.
the game is continuous no stops, no pauses,no whistles
the object is to put the ball into the net (a soccer ball)
you may move the ball by throwing it to a compatriot whom must catch it on the fly and run or throw
or by kicking it-which allows the ball to be caught on the fly or on 1 bounce.
drop the ball on throw or kick, or catch on 2 bounces or more-foul
the other team now controls and action returns the other way.
get my drift-comprende?
to score? 3 ways
throw the ball past the goalie and into the net= 1 point
kick the ball=2 points
run the ball past the goal line and into the net=3 points
O.K.
we are out at gym class 1 day at high school east and the other team drops the ball
i am closest- so i run towards and kick
the ball flew high and far (mr sterling)
i see the goaltender and david bauer (a gangly un-athletic socially stunted team member)
alone in front of the net as the ball is approaching.
the goalie attempts to catch-but david(much taller) tips the ball over his head and receives
he is now standing alone 10 feet from the net.
he hesitated. (i thought-"uh-oh")
he went to throw and then stopped-then dropped kicked
and clanged the ball off the goal post- action returned the other way...
(a few players fell to the ground in hysterical laughter)
after the game i asked david-"what were you thinking?"
"run the ball over the line=3!"
"i know i know" "all i could think was a kick was better than a throw"
"i got stressed"
i saw david at our high school reunion and reminded him of this story.
he laughed (he was dressed to the nines)
"do you know what's really funny mr.bauer"
(i graduated 37th in the class-david? 3rd) {of 750}
"look around - i'll bet my bottom dollar that you're the richest man in the room"
he smiled
demurely...
PS: some things never change-it's just the way it is
(bruce hornsby)
the game is played on a soccer field (futbol) for my spanish speaking friends.
the game is continuous no stops, no pauses,no whistles
the object is to put the ball into the net (a soccer ball)
you may move the ball by throwing it to a compatriot whom must catch it on the fly and run or throw
or by kicking it-which allows the ball to be caught on the fly or on 1 bounce.
drop the ball on throw or kick, or catch on 2 bounces or more-foul
the other team now controls and action returns the other way.
get my drift-comprende?
to score? 3 ways
throw the ball past the goalie and into the net= 1 point
kick the ball=2 points
run the ball past the goal line and into the net=3 points
O.K.
we are out at gym class 1 day at high school east and the other team drops the ball
i am closest- so i run towards and kick
the ball flew high and far (mr sterling)
i see the goaltender and david bauer (a gangly un-athletic socially stunted team member)
alone in front of the net as the ball is approaching.
the goalie attempts to catch-but david(much taller) tips the ball over his head and receives
he is now standing alone 10 feet from the net.
he hesitated. (i thought-"uh-oh")
he went to throw and then stopped-then dropped kicked
and clanged the ball off the goal post- action returned the other way...
(a few players fell to the ground in hysterical laughter)
after the game i asked david-"what were you thinking?"
"run the ball over the line=3!"
"i know i know" "all i could think was a kick was better than a throw"
"i got stressed"
i saw david at our high school reunion and reminded him of this story.
he laughed (he was dressed to the nines)
"do you know what's really funny mr.bauer"
(i graduated 37th in the class-david? 3rd) {of 750}
"look around - i'll bet my bottom dollar that you're the richest man in the room"
he smiled
demurely...
PS: some things never change-it's just the way it is
(bruce hornsby)
Brother
from a different mother...
i love you
(as do we all)
we are here for you
:)
Saw my first Ranger's home game with you
buddy- whatever you need-
much love and affection
:}
PS: We LOVE and support you, our friend
(it take's one to know one)
shalom
(peace be with you)
i love you
(as do we all)
we are here for you
:)
Saw my first Ranger's home game with you
buddy- whatever you need-
much love and affection
:}
PS: We LOVE and support you, our friend
(it take's one to know one)
shalom
(peace be with you)
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
THANKS
for the voice mails...
Nice to be loved and days remembered ...
{If i knew (#7) that i was going to live this long...}
i worked today
(we are revenue providers and asset protectors)...
came home to relax and reflect
P.B.S
(of course)
Stanford roundtable 2012
Gray Matters:your brain. your life, and Brain science in the 21st century
fascinating...
PS: i can be so "nerdy" aboot some things
available on your local ...
PSS: i work well
don't sleep so well
but ever learning and ever becoming...
aint going to hell.
PS: at least not in a handbasket.
Nice to be loved and days remembered ...
{If i knew (#7) that i was going to live this long...}
i worked today
(we are revenue providers and asset protectors)...
came home to relax and reflect
P.B.S
(of course)
Stanford roundtable 2012
Gray Matters:your brain. your life, and Brain science in the 21st century
fascinating...
PS: i can be so "nerdy" aboot some things
available on your local ...
PSS: i work well
don't sleep so well
but ever learning and ever becoming...
aint going to hell.
PS: at least not in a handbasket.
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Working a Double
manana. so if i don't get to post:
Happy birthday to me....
someone asked: how old are you going to be?
hideki matsui. (huh?)
lyle overbay (what?)
sammy hagar (who?)
i can't drive 55
PS: yes i can
and oh, call and congratulate my mother. she did all the work
i don't even remember being in the room...
PSS: i picked up a few things today and asked how much?
said the cashier: 1958
how appropriate...
Happy birthday to me....
someone asked: how old are you going to be?
hideki matsui. (huh?)
lyle overbay (what?)
sammy hagar (who?)
i can't drive 55
PS: yes i can
and oh, call and congratulate my mother. she did all the work
i don't even remember being in the room...
PSS: i picked up a few things today and asked how much?
said the cashier: 1958
how appropriate...
Raise the minimum wage
or change the terminology (for political reasons) to a "livable" wage.
$10 per hour as the president has suggested seems about right.
"GOOD GOD!" scream free-marketeers "prices will soar"
excuse me. i work 2 jobs. 1 union-1 non-union.
at the market (union) prices are lower than at the public house (non-union)
How can that be?
Raising the livable wage to $10 an hour, according to economists,
will raise the average public house meal by:
10 cents
(i make a mac and cheese that sells for $14.99)
i think joe six pack and suzie pedicure would still pay $15.09
to have us wait on them, cook their meals and wash the dishes
and the house will continue to turn a profit.
PS: 70% of what america produces we sell to other americans (barbara garson)
put more money in the working class heros hands and they will spend more
a win-win for all
it aint rocket surgery. i mean brain science.
:}
$10 per hour as the president has suggested seems about right.
"GOOD GOD!" scream free-marketeers "prices will soar"
excuse me. i work 2 jobs. 1 union-1 non-union.
at the market (union) prices are lower than at the public house (non-union)
How can that be?
Raising the livable wage to $10 an hour, according to economists,
will raise the average public house meal by:
10 cents
(i make a mac and cheese that sells for $14.99)
i think joe six pack and suzie pedicure would still pay $15.09
to have us wait on them, cook their meals and wash the dishes
and the house will continue to turn a profit.
PS: 70% of what america produces we sell to other americans (barbara garson)
put more money in the working class heros hands and they will spend more
a win-win for all
it aint rocket surgery. i mean brain science.
:}
MANHUNT
The search for bin laden
based on the book by peter bergen
must see t.v.
available on h.b.o. and other outlets
you'll never look at the c.i.a. the same way.
PS: if you go thru life with your head in the sand
all people will see is your ass.
based on the book by peter bergen
must see t.v.
available on h.b.o. and other outlets
you'll never look at the c.i.a. the same way.
PS: if you go thru life with your head in the sand
all people will see is your ass.
Monday, May 20, 2013
useless trivia
(we often need to escape from life's tragedies )
matt moore became the youngest lefthander to start a season 8-0
since 1917
the last?
george herman ruth
matt moore became the youngest lefthander to start a season 8-0
since 1917
the last?
george herman ruth
yet another moment of zen
blaming man for "global warming"
is like
blaming the ice age on
dinosaur farts.
PS: however
the basic problem in the mid-east is geo-political
and all about oil and gas
PS: not to mention religion...
is like
blaming the ice age on
dinosaur farts.
PS: however
the basic problem in the mid-east is geo-political
and all about oil and gas
PS: not to mention religion...
Dirtywhirl !!
Oh there is a murderess amongst us
Her love is a violent spiral
Hurling in upon us, conjured up
At the birth of the world
Dirty little whirlwind
Commander, controller
Defender, destroyer i am pinned by the heart of your swirl...
(tv on the radio)
PS: moore, ok.
worse than joplin
(and brought to you live by storm chasers with no sponsors)
looks like hiroshima
hell hath no fury like mother nature.
my heart goes out...
Her love is a violent spiral
Hurling in upon us, conjured up
At the birth of the world
Dirty little whirlwind
Commander, controller
Defender, destroyer i am pinned by the heart of your swirl...
(tv on the radio)
PS: moore, ok.
worse than joplin
(and brought to you live by storm chasers with no sponsors)
looks like hiroshima
hell hath no fury like mother nature.
my heart goes out...
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Induction Speech
randy newman composed the score to "The Natural" and "Ragtime"
yet most folks know him as the guy who wrote "Short People"
i said to randy-i love how you took lyrics and a catchy tune to point out the
existential cruelty of man's inhumanity to man.
that is what the song is about, right?
he pulled his glasses to the end of his nose, looked out a moment and said-no, it's about short people.
as ralph waldo emerson said-to be great is to be misunderstood.
(don henley)
yet most folks know him as the guy who wrote "Short People"
i said to randy-i love how you took lyrics and a catchy tune to point out the
existential cruelty of man's inhumanity to man.
that is what the song is about, right?
he pulled his glasses to the end of his nose, looked out a moment and said-no, it's about short people.
as ralph waldo emerson said-to be great is to be misunderstood.
(don henley)
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Watched the rock and roll hall of ceremony
after a long day
randy newman
albert king
rush
if you love music like i love music...
good god
angels were singing...
PS: jennifer hudson (doing donna summer)
steady my beating heart
tom petty, jackson browne and john fogerty peforming...
together
Wow!
(gotta be a music lover)
randy newman
albert king
rush
if you love music like i love music...
good god
angels were singing...
PS: jennifer hudson (doing donna summer)
steady my beating heart
tom petty, jackson browne and john fogerty peforming...
together
Wow!
(gotta be a music lover)
Friday, May 17, 2013
My Health
is detirioating
(see i can't even spell)
i will survive
(swear to god)
if there's a god...
PS: go listen to "The Garden"by van morrison
kant deliver...
we shall talk again
(i promise)
:}
(see i can't even spell)
i will survive
(swear to god)
if there's a god...
PS: go listen to "The Garden"by van morrison
kant deliver...
we shall talk again
(i promise)
:}
We live in a culture of cynicism
(david brooks)
PS: i warned you
i am just getting started...
Watch Out!
ever becoming...
me :}
PS: i warned you
i am just getting started...
Watch Out!
ever becoming...
me :}
Watergate
Iran Contra?
darryl isa-reince priebus
go eat cheese curds
you stupid turds...
PS: i told you i will not hold my tongue
darryl isa-reince priebus
go eat cheese curds
you stupid turds...
PS: i told you i will not hold my tongue
i lie
aboot manana...
(we make our own beds and the we lie in them)
the pbs news hour is on
david brooks will comment
i have to go learn...
PS: hope you are learning too.
Life is a great adventure...despite the muck
good luck!
PS: all the world is a classroom
you can learn despite your textbooks
(i admit- i am having too much fun)
i'm 54 and there is a setting sun...
(jesus save me)
jethro tull
{way too much fun}
:}
i will not go gentle into that good night... mr thomas
(sorry-Dar-Ma)
but i won't...
(alive and kicking)
hide the rod-iron bayonet from gettysburg
you know what i mean
Dadoo...
Dar-Ma
this is about your children's children
somebody needs to stand up
i refuse to stand down...
it's soon to be "Their world now" (the eagles)
but i am still here as an adversary
till death do us part...
(we make our own beds and the we lie in them)
the pbs news hour is on
david brooks will comment
i have to go learn...
PS: hope you are learning too.
Life is a great adventure...despite the muck
good luck!
PS: all the world is a classroom
you can learn despite your textbooks
(i admit- i am having too much fun)
i'm 54 and there is a setting sun...
(jesus save me)
jethro tull
{way too much fun}
:}
i will not go gentle into that good night... mr thomas
(sorry-Dar-Ma)
but i won't...
(alive and kicking)
hide the rod-iron bayonet from gettysburg
you know what i mean
Dadoo...
Dar-Ma
this is about your children's children
somebody needs to stand up
i refuse to stand down...
it's soon to be "Their world now" (the eagles)
but i am still here as an adversary
till death do us part...
Be Scared
Be very scared...
not of mohammendens
but of your next door neighbor
(some are afraid of me)
((all 135 lbs. ringing wet))
i'll park my bike
here's my sippy cup-my prep. H
a hair brush
See?
i pose no threat...
how aboot you?
PS: Mother, Father please explain to me
how this world has come to be...
(dave mathews)
PS: go watch "Tortilla Soup"
escapism is the best medicine...
now- i'll go escape
hablo manana...
{bet you kant wait}
:}
not of mohammendens
but of your next door neighbor
(some are afraid of me)
((all 135 lbs. ringing wet))
i'll park my bike
here's my sippy cup-my prep. H
a hair brush
See?
i pose no threat...
how aboot you?
PS: Mother, Father please explain to me
how this world has come to be...
(dave mathews)
PS: go watch "Tortilla Soup"
escapism is the best medicine...
now- i'll go escape
hablo manana...
{bet you kant wait}
:}
cross roads america
does not typify the "ordinary taxpayer"
karl
go have your group
but not at my expense...
PS: short and precise
thanx teacher's from my past
(wait until you see the future)
i have seen the future, mr cohen
and it is murder...
PSS: complex world we live in...
be a good student
shalom.
karl
go have your group
but not at my expense...
PS: short and precise
thanx teacher's from my past
(wait until you see the future)
i have seen the future, mr cohen
and it is murder...
PSS: complex world we live in...
be a good student
shalom.
Grand Old Party
whom do you want to run this show?
sarah?
michelle?
kelly or marco?
up the creek without a paddle
PS: i warned you all...
(and even barbara said two bush's are enough)
((a bird in hand beats...))
old adages still ring TRUE
(spandau ballet)
sarah?
michelle?
kelly or marco?
up the creek without a paddle
PS: i warned you all...
(and even barbara said two bush's are enough)
((a bird in hand beats...))
old adages still ring TRUE
(spandau ballet)
GENETICS
i will neither hold my tongue
nor
wash it out with soap
i will
however (Popa)
hold my mouth right
PS: moving on...
nor
wash it out with soap
i will
however (Popa)
hold my mouth right
PS: moving on...
OMG
quit safari
try again
this is so working...
BIG SMILE
:}
PS: you are so gonna hear from me
uh-oh
BIGGER SMILE
lol
try again
this is so working...
BIG SMILE
:}
PS: you are so gonna hear from me
uh-oh
BIGGER SMILE
lol
On gosnell
Hey you women out there
walk into a clinic in your third tri-mester
and then point the finger at "the butcher"
Shame on you
you are the murderer...
PS:'nough said
walk into a clinic in your third tri-mester
and then point the finger at "the butcher"
Shame on you
you are the murderer...
PS:'nough said
The Last Word
on 501c4
the IRS commish under IKE
changed the word
exclusively
to primarily
PS:AYE (billy shakes) there's the rub...
social welfare
gimme a break...
the IRS commish under IKE
changed the word
exclusively
to primarily
PS:AYE (billy shakes) there's the rub...
social welfare
gimme a break...
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Last Time
the rangers and bruins met in the playoffs?
i was 14 years young
bobby orr
brad park
shit
where's time gone?
lost decades...
PS:
jean ratelle and rod gilbert
(the GAG line)
kick save and a beauty
a real "donnybrook" marv and the big whistle...
(oh to be young, again...)
i was 14 years young
bobby orr
brad park
shit
where's time gone?
lost decades...
PS:
jean ratelle and rod gilbert
(the GAG line)
kick save and a beauty
a real "donnybrook" marv and the big whistle...
(oh to be young, again...)
Folks
we got problems to solve.
Here at home.
infrastructure
roads, bridges, clean water...
etc. etc. etc.
let's stop policing the world
fuck syria
fuck the "arab spring"
let's bring
our focus back home
PS: Home is where the heart is...
now i am going to watch a hockey game...
"Oh Canada"-(go figure...)
:}
Here at home.
infrastructure
roads, bridges, clean water...
etc. etc. etc.
let's stop policing the world
fuck syria
fuck the "arab spring"
let's bring
our focus back home
PS: Home is where the heart is...
now i am going to watch a hockey game...
"Oh Canada"-(go figure...)
:}
Bengahzi
Bengahzi-Bengahzi
(morning joe)
or
the I.R.S flap
or
phone records at the A.P.
between you and me
i think some folk don't like the color of our president's skin
PS: no one refers to derek jeter as the "black" shortstop
mr. obama is not the "black" president
he is our commander in chief...
"Get over It"
(morning joe)
or
the I.R.S flap
or
phone records at the A.P.
between you and me
i think some folk don't like the color of our president's skin
PS: no one refers to derek jeter as the "black" shortstop
mr. obama is not the "black" president
he is our commander in chief...
"Get over It"
O.K.
Look at it this way.
if i were a member of the cincy field office-over the water cooler
i'd be pissed at tax exempt groups
as don and the eagles sing
"get over it-get over it"
PS: conspiracy theories don't sit easy with me
if i were a member of the cincy field office-over the water cooler
i'd be pissed at tax exempt groups
as don and the eagles sing
"get over it-get over it"
PS: conspiracy theories don't sit easy with me
Quit Safari
Try again
Quit Safari
Try, Try again
i am trying to keep my feet on the ground
(and my head out of the clouds)
i am starting to like this feeling i've found
i like having you around...
PS: blogspot.com that is
Quit Safari
Try, Try again
i am trying to keep my feet on the ground
(and my head out of the clouds)
i am starting to like this feeling i've found
i like having you around...
PS: blogspot.com that is
In what universe is a 43% rise "slow"? E-Book sales
or
The divide between two book ends: print, digital
(the USA Today)
"i want a book in my hands"
"Turning it's pages is my way of knowing it's time to relax and slow down"
Kindle-less and Nook-less and happily so...
julie meier
" i am comfortable with all forms of technology-however, when it comes to books, i suppose i am a traditionalist-pulling it from the shelf, inspecting the cover, letting it fall open to the random page..."
beautiful
charles dickens proud
The divide between two book ends: print, digital
(the USA Today)
"i want a book in my hands"
"Turning it's pages is my way of knowing it's time to relax and slow down"
Kindle-less and Nook-less and happily so...
julie meier
" i am comfortable with all forms of technology-however, when it comes to books, i suppose i am a traditionalist-pulling it from the shelf, inspecting the cover, letting it fall open to the random page..."
beautiful
charles dickens proud
Similar Sentiment
my Mother nourished me. Whether it be yorkshire pudding or books galore.
(the books are all here) ((the pudding is not-that would smell))
we are fortunate to be so loved
i am a fortunate son...
PS: Thank You
(the books are all here) ((the pudding is not-that would smell))
we are fortunate to be so loved
i am a fortunate son...
PS: Thank You
i wish
all my brethren would show their hearts more fully
(i try)
PS: beautiful piece about Esther on your facebook page
mi hermana
gracias,
pablito
(i try)
PS: beautiful piece about Esther on your facebook page
mi hermana
gracias,
pablito
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
TIME OUT
National media outlets.
The Patriot Act allowed the federal government to peruse telecommunications .
(right or wrong)
((that's another discussion))
every outlet agreed
Now you are umbraged!?!
if they can listen in to my communications they have every right to listen in to yours.
you can't have it both ways
what?
you're the 4th estate and i am a lonely individual...
fuck you
A.P.
msnbc
fox
washington post
the new york times
(et al.)
PS:There-i said it
The Patriot Act allowed the federal government to peruse telecommunications .
(right or wrong)
((that's another discussion))
every outlet agreed
Now you are umbraged!?!
if they can listen in to my communications they have every right to listen in to yours.
you can't have it both ways
what?
you're the 4th estate and i am a lonely individual...
fuck you
A.P.
msnbc
fox
washington post
the new york times
(et al.)
PS:There-i said it
Monday, May 13, 2013
Bring on the Bruins
Wicked Pissa
PS: 1st time the Rangers won a game 7 on the road
Ever....
Hen-Rik
(clap-clap)
Hen-Rik
PS: Let's Go Blue-Shirts...
:}
PS: 1st time the Rangers won a game 7 on the road
Ever....
Hen-Rik
(clap-clap)
Hen-Rik
PS: Let's Go Blue-Shirts...
:}
RE-MEM-MEM
Remem-Remember
xxx-ooo
(hugs and kisses)
love y'all
PS:i remain your student, POPA
:}
xxx-ooo
xxx-ooo
(hugs and kisses)
love y'all
PS:i remain your student, POPA
:}
xxx-ooo
SWING
and a miss...
i forgot
(bless my aging mind )
yesterday was yogi's 88th birthday
how appropriate
8's
PS:(i kant think and blog at the same time)
:)
i forgot
(bless my aging mind )
yesterday was yogi's 88th birthday
how appropriate
8's
PS:(i kant think and blog at the same time)
:)
501c4
just do away with and stop all this crap.
PS: americans for a new (simpler) tax code
and no
i am not taxed enough already
these wing nuts need to find an island to go live on
esp. you congressmen cruz
you were born in canada
how aboot' that you freaking "birthers"
PS: americans for a new (simpler) tax code
and no
i am not taxed enough already
these wing nuts need to find an island to go live on
esp. you congressmen cruz
you were born in canada
how aboot' that you freaking "birthers"
EVER WONDER?
(i am sure you are 4ever wondering)
ever wonder
why your ass-crack is vertical and not horizontal?
if the other way round
when you slid down a bannister it would sound
like a flat tire against the pavement.
PS: Happy Birthday
Stephen Colbert
(49 today)
PSS: reminds me of the benny hill skit. he's sitting in the pub with a beer-48 today
48 today... a man walks in and sits at the bar..."48 today"
"is it that mans birthday?" buy him a beer.
the waitress delivers
"49 today" "49 today"
:}
ever wonder
why your ass-crack is vertical and not horizontal?
if the other way round
when you slid down a bannister it would sound
like a flat tire against the pavement.
PS: Happy Birthday
Stephen Colbert
(49 today)
PSS: reminds me of the benny hill skit. he's sitting in the pub with a beer-48 today
48 today... a man walks in and sits at the bar..."48 today"
"is it that mans birthday?" buy him a beer.
the waitress delivers
"49 today" "49 today"
:}
Sunday, May 12, 2013
GAME 7
"Let's Go Rangers"
PS: "Hen-Rik"
(clap-clap)
"Hen-Rik"
PSS:Happy Mother's Day
:)
PS: pink bats (et.al)
i know
baseball
i cross all sports...
{and tomorrow is another day}
shalom
PS: "Hen-Rik"
(clap-clap)
"Hen-Rik"
PSS:Happy Mother's Day
:)
PS: pink bats (et.al)
i know
baseball
i cross all sports...
{and tomorrow is another day}
shalom
Friday, May 10, 2013
joyce and eddy
were already going steady by the summer of '65
from the high to the low for the rest of the show for the rest of their lives
(thanx billy joel)
they have been shopping with us for years.
"working hard"?
was always her opening line
"Nah"
"you always say that. i think you lie"
last month
"i have lung cancer"
saw eddie today in the aisle. could tell from the hunch and stubble that something was wrong.
"how are you my friend?"
"not good-joyce passed-"
(hugs and tears)
let me play you her last voice mail...
i want to make meatloaf (comfort food)
can you help me?
sure
let's go shopping...
PS: human moments
eddy has a boat
let's go fish...
from the high to the low for the rest of the show for the rest of their lives
(thanx billy joel)
they have been shopping with us for years.
"working hard"?
was always her opening line
"Nah"
"you always say that. i think you lie"
last month
"i have lung cancer"
saw eddie today in the aisle. could tell from the hunch and stubble that something was wrong.
"how are you my friend?"
"not good-joyce passed-"
(hugs and tears)
let me play you her last voice mail...
i want to make meatloaf (comfort food)
can you help me?
sure
let's go shopping...
PS: human moments
eddy has a boat
let's go fish...
Thursday, May 9, 2013
A BASEBALL COLLECTOR
recently revealed
He X- Rayed some of mickey mantles bats
Corked!
PS: A science major recently revealed-corking deadens a bat
existentialism...
:)
He X- Rayed some of mickey mantles bats
Corked!
PS: A science major recently revealed-corking deadens a bat
existentialism...
:)
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
SHORT ATTENTION-SPAN THEATRE
msnbc-cnn
why do you limit segments to 30 second blocks?
chris mathews (Haa)
you spend more time introducing a guest than you question
are we that short spanned?
i don't think so
it's why i watch pbs
PS: a rose by any other name aint Charlie
why do you limit segments to 30 second blocks?
chris mathews (Haa)
you spend more time introducing a guest than you question
are we that short spanned?
i don't think so
it's why i watch pbs
PS: a rose by any other name aint Charlie
Monday, May 6, 2013
i can no longer
offer
you tube videos
(don't know why)
{i sigh}
this platform has been restricted
:{
you tube videos
(don't know why)
{i sigh}
this platform has been restricted
:{
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH
(Hey now what's that sound)
{steven stills}
do you know why manic deppresives often askew meds?
Euphoria
meds temper
as bad as the deppresive moments can be
the manic is a high
that cannot be replicated
i know
i am one
not so much anymore
(i have become comfortable within my own skin)
now?
i am mainly manic
(aging tends to cure)
{as does diet and exercise}
(ask Darma)
{ i swear sometimes she's reluctant to answer my call)
i don't blame her
i wouldn't take my call
sorry
i don't mean to worry
(i know who i am)
:}
now- let's all help the kid...
How?
idaho
i'm small potatoes...
{steven stills}
do you know why manic deppresives often askew meds?
Euphoria
meds temper
as bad as the deppresive moments can be
the manic is a high
that cannot be replicated
i know
i am one
not so much anymore
(i have become comfortable within my own skin)
now?
i am mainly manic
(aging tends to cure)
{as does diet and exercise}
(ask Darma)
{ i swear sometimes she's reluctant to answer my call)
i don't blame her
i wouldn't take my call
sorry
i don't mean to worry
(i know who i am)
:}
now- let's all help the kid...
How?
idaho
i'm small potatoes...
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Another moment of Zen
What's the difference betwixt a pessimist, an optimist and a realist?
the pessimist rants at the wind.
the optimist believes in the winds of change.
the realist tacks his sail.
(dunno-some fart smella)
PS: i mean smart fella
:}
PSS: now go figure how my wind blows...
the pessimist rants at the wind.
the optimist believes in the winds of change.
the realist tacks his sail.
(dunno-some fart smella)
PS: i mean smart fella
:}
PSS: now go figure how my wind blows...
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Help!
help me if you please
kant get myself off my knees...
a young men in our family needs support...
reach out and touch (schlurmie)
all i can say is -
been there, done that
as churchill said-there is nothing wrong with a liberal that a few years won't cure
there is nothing wrong with a depressed state
that learning to live with life
a few years won't cure
PS: it takes one to know 1
a :(
can go to a :)
with a few kind words
i get by with a little help from my friends (ringo)
PS: i love my family...
the whole flam dam!
kant get myself off my knees...
a young men in our family needs support...
reach out and touch (schlurmie)
all i can say is -
been there, done that
as churchill said-there is nothing wrong with a liberal that a few years won't cure
there is nothing wrong with a depressed state
that learning to live with life
a few years won't cure
PS: it takes one to know 1
a :(
can go to a :)
with a few kind words
i get by with a little help from my friends (ringo)
PS: i love my family...
the whole flam dam!
Thursday, May 2, 2013
MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - SAME LOVE feat. MARY LAMBERT (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
evidently i cannot deliver this to you thru this platform
go watch and listen-
thank you
go watch and listen-
thank you
Adjunct
Read Christine Brennan's article in the USA Today concerning Leroy Butler
and no
neither she or i are members of the lgb community...
compassion is a shoe that fits all.
PS: i once lamented that i could not afford new shoes and then i met a man with no feet.
and no
neither she or i are members of the lgb community...
compassion is a shoe that fits all.
PS: i once lamented that i could not afford new shoes and then i met a man with no feet.
MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - SAME LOVE feat. MARY LAMBERT (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
PS: if i need to provide commentary then you just don't get it...
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