Neither manning (nor snowden)
have aided and abetted
the enemy.
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
MY TAKE
i don't think we have learned a darn thing
from
"the cover of the rolling stone"
other than
changing our expectations
PS: thanx for the editorial
(you know who you are)
;}
from
"the cover of the rolling stone"
other than
changing our expectations
PS: thanx for the editorial
(you know who you are)
;}
Sunday, July 28, 2013
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
Damon Runyon
DJ homers on his first pitch
and fonzie goes 4 for 5 including the game winner...
(Oh to be "old" and a yankee)
;}
DJ homers on his first pitch
and fonzie goes 4 for 5 including the game winner...
(Oh to be "old" and a yankee)
;}
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Friday, July 26, 2013
FULL CIRCLE
(i have posted aboot circles before)
((ever notice? your belly button is a circle))
yet i digress, again
alfonso soriano returned to the pinstriped line-up tonight
he was traded for a-fraud.
in his rookie year-he finished 3rd in voting for ROY
who finished ahead?
ichiro
and
cc
PS: circles
as the earth orbits the sun...
we live and die and in between we try to have fun
and
loving it! :)
PSS: i read today that vernon wells gave up his #12
saying-"fonzie has worn that number his whole career"
point of fact
when soriano hit his 1st home run-he wore #58
his rookie year?
#33
i know i am nitpicking
but those whom know me
expect me to...
(why change horses at midstream?)
((ever notice? your belly button is a circle))
yet i digress, again
alfonso soriano returned to the pinstriped line-up tonight
he was traded for a-fraud.
in his rookie year-he finished 3rd in voting for ROY
who finished ahead?
ichiro
and
cc
PS: circles
as the earth orbits the sun...
we live and die and in between we try to have fun
and
loving it! :)
PSS: i read today that vernon wells gave up his #12
saying-"fonzie has worn that number his whole career"
point of fact
when soriano hit his 1st home run-he wore #58
his rookie year?
#33
i know i am nitpicking
but those whom know me
expect me to...
(why change horses at midstream?)
A ROPE
Sat down at the bar and ordered a beer.
The barkeep said "we don't serve your kind"
He exited.
Took out a knife
Played with his end
wrapped himself within
and went back in...
"a beer please"
"aren't you that rope i just threw out?"
"No"-
"i am a frayed knot"
The barkeep said "we don't serve your kind"
He exited.
Took out a knife
Played with his end
wrapped himself within
and went back in...
"a beer please"
"aren't you that rope i just threw out?"
"No"-
"i am a frayed knot"
Thursday, July 25, 2013
The affordable health care act
"what's that?"
(h'mmm)
"obama care" (even He does not mind)
oh that- i'm against that-we will turn into europe or canada or worse...
ok
why should you be subsidized at an age certain but be left to your own prior?
(but, not really-there are emergency rooms)
((as a society, maybe we should question this-anton scalia))
the house has now voted (what?) 39 times to overturn!
People, people, people
got car insurance? why?
to fix your car?
(i don't think that's why the law was enacted)
why not medicare for all?
purchase a supplement plan to cover expenses not covered (or don't)
or
drink tea (i am told black is now better than green-for medicinal purposes)
(pinkey's up)
and pray to your fairy god...
PS: no pre-existent conditions
no term-time limits
parents can protect their kids until they can stand on their own 2 feet
everyone shares the cost-and the protection
good god- fairy almighty...
PS: jesus was a healer
(h'mmm)
"obama care" (even He does not mind)
oh that- i'm against that-we will turn into europe or canada or worse...
ok
why should you be subsidized at an age certain but be left to your own prior?
(but, not really-there are emergency rooms)
((as a society, maybe we should question this-anton scalia))
the house has now voted (what?) 39 times to overturn!
People, people, people
got car insurance? why?
to fix your car?
(i don't think that's why the law was enacted)
why not medicare for all?
purchase a supplement plan to cover expenses not covered (or don't)
or
drink tea (i am told black is now better than green-for medicinal purposes)
(pinkey's up)
and pray to your fairy god...
PS: no pre-existent conditions
no term-time limits
parents can protect their kids until they can stand on their own 2 feet
everyone shares the cost-and the protection
good god- fairy almighty...
PS: jesus was a healer
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
and still-1 more thing
i called dominos today
i would like a pizza delivered.
wrong store. we do not deliver in your area.
what store does?
go on line. (click)
another store-ring ring
wrong store
who does?
dunno (click)
another store-
do you deliver to my address?
yes
what his your home phone number?
no offense-but this is july 2013-who has a home phone?
i have a cell
well- for the protection of our drivers...
you've got to be shitting me!
i live in lillywhite and it's 2:15 in the afternoon!
hold on...
(to what)
o.k. but i can't promise 30 minutes or less
i hope the detroit tigers do not make the playoffs-
now- have your driver phone me just before he arrives...
(he didn't-but he blew his horn loud enough to raise the dead)
PS:pizza pizza
(sorry-that's little ceasers)
we are now a service centered economy?
more fool me...
PSS: next time i'll have a chinaman pedal potstickers...:}
i would like a pizza delivered.
wrong store. we do not deliver in your area.
what store does?
go on line. (click)
another store-ring ring
wrong store
who does?
dunno (click)
another store-
do you deliver to my address?
yes
what his your home phone number?
no offense-but this is july 2013-who has a home phone?
i have a cell
well- for the protection of our drivers...
you've got to be shitting me!
i live in lillywhite and it's 2:15 in the afternoon!
hold on...
(to what)
o.k. but i can't promise 30 minutes or less
i hope the detroit tigers do not make the playoffs-
now- have your driver phone me just before he arrives...
(he didn't-but he blew his horn loud enough to raise the dead)
PS:pizza pizza
(sorry-that's little ceasers)
we are now a service centered economy?
more fool me...
PSS: next time i'll have a chinaman pedal potstickers...:}
and another thing...
emile griffith died today. Who?
he was the middleweight champion of the boxing world.
at the weigh in at his title fight with benny paret-his opponent called him a "maragoon"
the new york times reported that meant "unmanly"
the following day paret
took blows to the head that ended his life.
Yes. mr. griffith was gay. we've come a long way...
in other news ryan braun almost mea culpa'd
hey a-fraud
your move
PS:check mate
PSS: i am glad i kept my alphonso soriano bobble-head doll
sounds like he is coming home
he was the middleweight champion of the boxing world.
at the weigh in at his title fight with benny paret-his opponent called him a "maragoon"
the new york times reported that meant "unmanly"
the following day paret
took blows to the head that ended his life.
Yes. mr. griffith was gay. we've come a long way...
in other news ryan braun almost mea culpa'd
hey a-fraud
your move
PS:check mate
PSS: i am glad i kept my alphonso soriano bobble-head doll
sounds like he is coming home
Monday, July 22, 2013
LONDON CALLING...
chris mathews
"mr sykes- how do you tell the 3rd to the throne your sole purpose in life is to procreate?"
"chris- that is the responsibility of all mankind- if not we'd go extinct"
PS: seems i've missed a calling
PSS: the queen mother and prince charles are "overjoyed"
as opposed to what?
"under whelmed"
PSS: what passes for news in this country!
"god save the queen"
if you must...
"mr sykes- how do you tell the 3rd to the throne your sole purpose in life is to procreate?"
"chris- that is the responsibility of all mankind- if not we'd go extinct"
PS: seems i've missed a calling
PSS: the queen mother and prince charles are "overjoyed"
as opposed to what?
"under whelmed"
PSS: what passes for news in this country!
"god save the queen"
if you must...
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Two Thumbs Up
"What's Cooking?"
meet 4 very different families celebrate thanksgiving
(or are they?)
streaming on net flix
PS: take an hour and a half...
meet 4 very different families celebrate thanksgiving
(or are they?)
streaming on net flix
PS: take an hour and a half...
Friday, July 19, 2013
Thursday, July 18, 2013
IRONY
metta world peace
instigated the greatest brawl in american sports history
(terry O' is a canuck)
no wonder i can't write fiction...
yours truly,
{dear diary}
truth is stranger than fiction
(tho' some will attest that i am strange)
((adj.))
1. unusual, extraordinary or curious. odd; queer
2. out of one's natural environment
3. situated, belonging
4. outside of one's previous experience
PS: we are all strangers to ourselves
(if, not each other...)
instigated the greatest brawl in american sports history
(terry O' is a canuck)
no wonder i can't write fiction...
yours truly,
{dear diary}
truth is stranger than fiction
(tho' some will attest that i am strange)
((adj.))
1. unusual, extraordinary or curious. odd; queer
2. out of one's natural environment
3. situated, belonging
4. outside of one's previous experience
PS: we are all strangers to ourselves
(if, not each other...)
Thursday, July 11, 2013
CORNBALL
" swung on and hit deep into left-field"
it is high it is far
lyle hit it a mile...
"i lyle lovett "
PS: go away-please
(and take suze with you)
it is high it is far
lyle hit it a mile...
"i lyle lovett "
PS: go away-please
(and take suze with you)
Sunday, July 7, 2013
Another aside
(these are the things i think of when i contemplate my navel...
why are foul poles yellow?
they are all, uniformly "yellow" (chris martin)
why?
PS: as contrasts to help the human eye-
there are many color schemes more suited to the task.
Thursday, July 4, 2013
And, no
faceplace
(stop notifications)
No
i do not know these people
do you?
(i'm sorry- no wonder the IPO went so poorly)
(stop notifications)
No
i do not know these people
do you?
(i'm sorry- no wonder the IPO went so poorly)
And, Oh...
All of this comes via my very stationary device.
(and keeping it that way)
PS: by the by
i sit often at this pad with a dictionary
webster's, american college, the devil's...
looked up "stationary"
is it?
or is it "stationery" in this context?
"stationery"
n. 1. writing paper
2. writing materials, as pens,pencils, paper, etc.
so...
is blog spot.com
my stationery
at my stationary?
PS: yes-sometimes i sit and think i do need to get a life
but most times?
i just sit...
(ponder my naval)
or is it navel?
Shit!...
where's my dictionary?
:}
(and keeping it that way)
PS: by the by
i sit often at this pad with a dictionary
webster's, american college, the devil's...
looked up "stationary"
is it?
or is it "stationery" in this context?
"stationery"
n. 1. writing paper
2. writing materials, as pens,pencils, paper, etc.
so...
is blog spot.com
my stationery
at my stationary?
PS: yes-sometimes i sit and think i do need to get a life
but most times?
i just sit...
(ponder my naval)
or is it navel?
Shit!...
where's my dictionary?
:}
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
DICHOTOMY
Polls express that americans like snowden's reveals...
(the govt is spying on us)
yet
want him tried and convicted
a conflicted bunch, aren't we?
(the govt is spying on us)
yet
want him tried and convicted
a conflicted bunch, aren't we?
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