Friday, May 23, 2014

BUTCHER THIS:

Yesterday Yesterday (sir paul)  a visiting knife wielder entered the room. No words spoken.

My Co-worker is aboot my height-pony-tailed and full bearded and weighs 280 lbs.

after a couple of hours Tony asked:

"you don't remember me do you? we worked together 10 years ago"

"where?"

"right here"

"i was not here 10 years ago"

"look- no offense but all the weight you have put on paul is affecting your brain

"my name is john-paul is off today-but man is he gonna get a kick out of this"

Thursday, May 15, 2014

i swear

tech loathes me

doin' my hardest doing by best to stay alive

Mac -stay by my side

:}

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Sunday, May 4, 2014

HELL HATH NO FURY

Like a man dismayed

(or a woman scorned)

you have raised my horn

i was born

at night

just not last night

i am ready to fight

raise your gloves

fight or flight?



John Cale - Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

A' SCREAMING AND A' KICKING

Thats how most of us come into this world.

That's how i will leave...

do not go gentle into that good night (dylan thomas)

i am mad as hell and i ain't gonna take it anymore

(howard beale)

no worry aboot jumping out windows

mine are ground level

PS: worst case scenario? grass stains

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired

i remember

when A-Fraud said he would de-value his contract to join the Red sox the players union stepped in and said : "Oh no you won't"

the player's association prevailed. a collective bargaining agreement has legal precedent

i have demanded mine

i have tenure

you cannot work another part-time employee in the department more than i

(there i said it)

give me back my hours or there will be hell to pay...

PS: Game On

PSS: i would prefer that it did not have to come all the way down to this-but...

i did not make the FUCKING RULES

i just live by them... and so must you

Have a nice day

:}


Tuesday, April 29, 2014

THE RICH ARE GETTING RICHER

THE POOR ARE GETTING PORRER

GIVE US A BREAK

FOR GOD'S SAKE

I am not ready

to move in with my mother

or live in subsidized housing

i need to be more disciplined


i'm o.k

you're o.k

thanks for the support

PS: Love You Dar-ma

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Chris de Burgh - Crusader

YOU'VE GOT MAIL II

"Hello, this is Nicole from the universal learning center. I must say, that is the most creative voice mail greeting I have ever heard. I am calling about Annabel and your request to place her in our class..."

for instance can she write letters-can she rhyme?

call me for a consultation and please return the packet that we sent to you

we have only two weeks left-time is short...

(Someone got a wrong number)


PS: i returned her call but she was not available

  i will try again tomorrow


  i do not want a little kid to miss an opportunity because some digits got discombobulated

PSS: it was many and many a year ago,
in a kingdom by the sea,
that a maiden there lived  whom you may know by the name of Annabel Lee

I was a child and She was a child
In this kingdom by the sea..

(edgar allan poe)


Friday, April 18, 2014

A DAY IN THE LIFE

(john lennon)

It's just another day

(sir paul)

6:15 an alarm clock ring

(woke-up got out of bed pulled a comb across my head)

pedaled the bike (whoof whoof whoof)

out of breath (am i closer to death?)

((who aint?))

Punched in at 8 (i am never late)

Punched out at 2 (that's my fate)

Time to move to another date

Job 2

got time to wait

tanaka pitching, this is great

manager asks will you contemplate

we need you now-please come congregate

hit the clock (i am not an ingrate)

"lets rock"

stayed till 2

(morning that is)

WHEW!

(17 1/2 day)

time to hit the hay

Now

let's get back jack

and do it again...


(yes-i love the beatles...and steely dan)


PS: they call me the working man...

Rush, too





Friday, April 11, 2014

new entry

nothing has made me more consonant than the inability to control my vowels

Monday, March 10, 2014

LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE

NOTHING

nada

stone cold empty

i have lost the tempo and the beat

miss the heat

of mary jane...