Yesterday Yesterday (sir paul) a visiting knife wielder entered the room. No words spoken.
My Co-worker is aboot my height-pony-tailed and full bearded and weighs 280 lbs.
after a couple of hours Tony asked:
"you don't remember me do you? we worked together 10 years ago"
"where?"
"right here"
"i was not here 10 years ago"
"look- no offense but all the weight you have put on paul is affecting your brain
"my name is john-paul is off today-but man is he gonna get a kick out of this"
Friday, May 23, 2014
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Monday, May 5, 2014
Sunday, May 4, 2014
HELL HATH NO FURY
Like a man dismayed
(or a woman scorned)
you have raised my horn
i was born
at night
just not last night
i am ready to fight
raise your gloves
fight or flight?
(or a woman scorned)
you have raised my horn
i was born
at night
just not last night
i am ready to fight
raise your gloves
fight or flight?
A' SCREAMING AND A' KICKING
Thats how most of us come into this world.
That's how i will leave...
do not go gentle into that good night (dylan thomas)
That's how i will leave...
do not go gentle into that good night (dylan thomas)
i am mad as hell and i ain't gonna take it anymore
(howard beale)
no worry aboot jumping out windows
mine are ground level
PS: worst case scenario? grass stains
no worry aboot jumping out windows
mine are ground level
PS: worst case scenario? grass stains
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired
i remember
when A-Fraud said he would de-value his contract to join the Red sox the players union stepped in and said : "Oh no you won't"
the player's association prevailed. a collective bargaining agreement has legal precedent
i have demanded mine
i have tenure
you cannot work another part-time employee in the department more than i
(there i said it)
give me back my hours or there will be hell to pay...
PS: Game On
PSS: i would prefer that it did not have to come all the way down to this-but...
i did not make the FUCKING RULES
i just live by them... and so must you
Have a nice day
:}
when A-Fraud said he would de-value his contract to join the Red sox the players union stepped in and said : "Oh no you won't"
the player's association prevailed. a collective bargaining agreement has legal precedent
i have demanded mine
i have tenure
you cannot work another part-time employee in the department more than i
(there i said it)
give me back my hours or there will be hell to pay...
PS: Game On
PSS: i would prefer that it did not have to come all the way down to this-but...
i did not make the FUCKING RULES
i just live by them... and so must you
Have a nice day
:}
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
I am not ready
to move in with my mother
or live in subsidized housing
i need to be more disciplined
i'm o.k
you're o.k
thanks for the support
PS: Love You Dar-ma
or live in subsidized housing
i need to be more disciplined
i'm o.k
you're o.k
thanks for the support
PS: Love You Dar-ma
Thursday, April 24, 2014
YOU'VE GOT MAIL II
"Hello, this is Nicole from the universal learning center. I must say, that is the most creative voice mail greeting I have ever heard. I am calling about Annabel and your request to place her in our class..."
for instance can she write letters-can she rhyme?
call me for a consultation and please return the packet that we sent to you
we have only two weeks left-time is short...
(Someone got a wrong number)
PS: i returned her call but she was not available
i will try again tomorrow
i do not want a little kid to miss an opportunity because some digits got discombobulated
PSS: it was many and many a year ago,
in a kingdom by the sea,
that a maiden there lived whom you may know by the name of Annabel Lee
I was a child and She was a child
In this kingdom by the sea..
(edgar allan poe)
for instance can she write letters-can she rhyme?
call me for a consultation and please return the packet that we sent to you
we have only two weeks left-time is short...
(Someone got a wrong number)
PS: i returned her call but she was not available
i will try again tomorrow
i do not want a little kid to miss an opportunity because some digits got discombobulated
PSS: it was many and many a year ago,
in a kingdom by the sea,
that a maiden there lived whom you may know by the name of Annabel Lee
I was a child and She was a child
In this kingdom by the sea..
(edgar allan poe)
Friday, April 18, 2014
A DAY IN THE LIFE
(john lennon)
It's just another day
(sir paul)
6:15 an alarm clock ring
(woke-up got out of bed pulled a comb across my head)
pedaled the bike (whoof whoof whoof)
out of breath (am i closer to death?)
((who aint?))
Punched in at 8 (i am never late)
Punched out at 2 (that's my fate)
Time to move to another date
Job 2
got time to wait
tanaka pitching, this is great
manager asks will you contemplate
we need you now-please come congregate
hit the clock (i am not an ingrate)
"lets rock"
stayed till 2
(morning that is)
WHEW!
(17 1/2 day)
time to hit the hay
Now
let's get back jack
and do it again...
(yes-i love the beatles...and steely dan)
PS: they call me the working man...
Rush, too
It's just another day
(sir paul)
6:15 an alarm clock ring
(woke-up got out of bed pulled a comb across my head)
pedaled the bike (whoof whoof whoof)
out of breath (am i closer to death?)
((who aint?))
Punched in at 8 (i am never late)
Punched out at 2 (that's my fate)
Time to move to another date
Job 2
got time to wait
tanaka pitching, this is great
manager asks will you contemplate
we need you now-please come congregate
hit the clock (i am not an ingrate)
"lets rock"
stayed till 2
(morning that is)
WHEW!
(17 1/2 day)
time to hit the hay
Now
let's get back jack
and do it again...
(yes-i love the beatles...and steely dan)
PS: they call me the working man...
Rush, too
Friday, April 11, 2014
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Monday, March 10, 2014
LAST DANCE WITH MARY JANE
NOTHING
nada
stone cold empty
i have lost the tempo and the beat
miss the heat
of mary jane...
nada
stone cold empty
i have lost the tempo and the beat
miss the heat
of mary jane...
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
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