Sunday, July 8, 2012
happy anniversary
i have been pedaling
back and forth
to and fro
for 10 years...
PS: if i had a chest i'd pin a medal...
back and forth
to and fro
for 10 years...
PS: if i had a chest i'd pin a medal...
i
am "bicycling" new york
as i
squezze my "house" ball
as i
contemplate
my naval
gracias mi familia
PS: what do you do with extra belly-buttons?
you put them in the naval reserves
(of course)
love you all
as i
squezze my "house" ball
as i
contemplate
my naval
gracias mi familia
PS: what do you do with extra belly-buttons?
you put them in the naval reserves
(of course)
love you all
Saturday, July 7, 2012
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
lost for words
a young lady approached the service desk:
"i bought some tilapia the other day and i usually read the label
but this time i didn't and i realized today that the fish came from china"
"the internet tells me that we should never eat things from china"
"would you please ask the seafood department to remove and discard
all products made in china-they are not safe"
Hey young lady- we sold a gallizion pounds of chinese tilapia last year and no one got sick
we can't sell fish from the long island sound-commercially because lilco has fucked up the waters
and you want to condemn the chinese?
PS: you exist on their borrowed money
"i bought some tilapia the other day and i usually read the label
but this time i didn't and i realized today that the fish came from china"
"the internet tells me that we should never eat things from china"
"would you please ask the seafood department to remove and discard
all products made in china-they are not safe"
Hey young lady- we sold a gallizion pounds of chinese tilapia last year and no one got sick
we can't sell fish from the long island sound-commercially because lilco has fucked up the waters
and you want to condemn the chinese?
PS: you exist on their borrowed money
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