CAJONES

(The Spanish-speaking world stings the WASP)

Frozen moments' in history
life changing events
(if only in hindsight-right?)
((hindsight is always 20-20))
1972
i'm 14-years young
"The World's Most Famous Arena"
MSG
Light-Weight Championship of the World

The Champ-from Scotland (my heritage)

Beatin' Up by a young Panamanian

The World is changing...
The folk's in Edinboro said:
Ken Buchanon left here as the
Light -Weight Champion of the World!
He returned as a soprano

(The hands of stone-punched the bone-left the Celtic man:
prone)

RIDE MY SEE-SAW

Philosophically-
Where does: All for 1
and
1 for All end (begin?)
And
I am not my brothers' keeper begin (end?)


PS: Wilson-"Woman and Men can be friends"
House-"Blaspheme!'

I'LL STOP WHEN I NEED GLASSES

Urban Legend sez:
If u masterbate-you'll go blind
not true
but, your dominant hand?
just might go numb

(don't fret-use the other hand; at 1st it feels
like somebody else is there)

PS: i am becoming so accomplished at sex
i think i'm ready to try it with a partner

PSS: poor Lani Guinier

Poorer still: St. Augustine
"Lord make me chaste- just not; yet.

Onward (blindly) Christian Soldiers

TAPPA KEGA BIER

i ran for the presidency of my college fraternity.
BETA PI SIGMA
lost by 1 vote
i was actually relieved: i didn't want to be known
on campus
as the Master Beta.

BIG BROTHER

i downloaded from a file-share
U2's How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
i copied the 11 tracks in reverse order
before "Love & Peace or Else" had completed...
Homeland Security was knockin' on the door.

PS: Later that evening-there was a bustle in my hedgegrow
i was not alarmed

NO BALLROOM

i needed underwear -forecast called for rain-ain't pedaling in the pain ...
to do laundry. {negates the effect of the dryer}

so i grabbed a bag off the rack at work-
a 3-pack- "that'll give me time" 6 days
(if you turn-em' inside-out)- ((just kidding))

got up the next mornin'- Oh shit!-boxers

{i've been a jockey-man my whole life(as my father; before: i think these things are genetic
like a blade-man vs. Lectric shave) No matter
Hi Ho i owe- it's off to work i go

Got home late
after working a double-

stripped-down

no itching- no chafing

oh my god

all my life, i've been living in a small hotel

TIME FOR A QUICK ASIDE

(speaking of Quick's- remember how the youngest daughter used to swoon when
Donald walked into the room?)

But i digress..

Kendry Morales hit a walk-off HR on saturday
(i've been predicting this for some time...)
he slipped on home plate as he jumped into his team-mates arms...
and broke his leg

as POPA used to say:
it's all fun & games until somebody
loses an eye

hey Kendry!!

rub some dirt on it...

(LOL)