Dirtywhirl III

Oklahoma

is getting pounded

again


GORE!!!!

Use Statistics

as someone who drank too much

uses a lamp post

as support

not illumination

(vin scully)

PS: lies, damn lies and statistics

(samuel clemens)

Hair

up my ass

Look!

i enjoy skirt steak

(beef prices are meatier) ((the usa today)) today

at $9.49 per pound

do not complain to me and then purchase

i've been here 13 years

the next time the C.E.O. asks me about pricing will be the first

as in the booth

vote with your purchasing power

refuse

say "no"

  wholesale buyers have pre-purchased

the supply is sitting in storerooms

the price will come down

it is a perishable product

be smart-maxwell

PS: and please oh please

stop the bitching

i get it

but

you contribute to the problem

Stop It!

I.R.S.Scandal

steve miller (head of the internal revenue service)  got hauled in front of a congressional committee

he's a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker

there's the problem

the cincinnati field office was high

where he is known as "maurice"

(stephen colbert)

Smoke

is disappearing into the mirror...

figured this couldn't last

reinforcements are coming...

PS: mariano blew a save without recording a single out for the very first time...

(every day is a new day...)

Shezow

an animation about a boy whose super powers turn him into a cross dressed girl...

who fights crime

oh the outrage...

 PS: it's a fucking cartoon!

May 29th

J.F.K.'s

birthday

i am not much a believer (neil diamond)

in conspiracy theory

(think lee oswald acted alone)

yet

watch

"executive action"

h'mmm?