Friday, April 29, 2011
sing with me
P A B
L O S
H. O. U. S . E.
PS: mickey mouse
ha ha
if you kant laugh at yourself
your sense of humour
is lacking... seriously
PSS: when i am joking, people take me seriously
and when i am being serious
people laugh...
"the gospel according to..."
L O S
H. O. U. S . E.
PS: mickey mouse
ha ha
if you kant laugh at yourself
your sense of humour
is lacking... seriously
PSS: when i am joking, people take me seriously
and when i am being serious
people laugh...
"the gospel according to..."
IF YOU LIVE
east of the mississippi
and
south of the mason-dixon
you should be re-thinking the reasons for the civil war.
PS:hell hath no fury like a god scorned
by a revisionist.
PSS: abraham lincoln
a great american president?
or
the greatest american president
(thanx, colbert)
PSSSS: honest abe
what does being honest get you?
jesus, luther, ghandi, martin luther...
and
south of the mason-dixon
you should be re-thinking the reasons for the civil war.
PS:hell hath no fury like a god scorned
by a revisionist.
PSS: abraham lincoln
a great american president?
or
the greatest american president
(thanx, colbert)
PSSSS: honest abe
what does being honest get you?
jesus, luther, ghandi, martin luther...
There's a World by Neil Young
PS: no one else has your part
all gods children in the wind
take it in
and
blow hard...
"DEAR FUTURE GENERATIONS:
Please accept our apologies. We were roaring drunk
on petroleum."
kurt vonnegut
Weaving down the american highway
through the litter and the wreckage and the cultural junk
bloated with entitlement; loaded on propaganda
and now we're driving dazed and drunk...
don henley
on petroleum."
kurt vonnegut
Weaving down the american highway
through the litter and the wreckage and the cultural junk
bloated with entitlement; loaded on propaganda
and now we're driving dazed and drunk...
don henley
AN ASIDE
every time i log on and google pabloshouse
i'm offered:
pablo picasso
PS:isn't it ironic, alanis
PSS: well, actually
1st i am offered
pandora
yikes
no no
i do not want to open that box
i'm offered:
pablo picasso
PS:isn't it ironic, alanis
PSS: well, actually
1st i am offered
pandora
yikes
no no
i do not want to open that box
Thursday, April 28, 2011
YEAH,
i know.
some touched down in texas.
anyone live there you know
help make a mucking fess of this place?
PS: i'll give you a hint
he made his own personal fortune
by "owning" a baseball team.
PSS:satire and irony make (pabloshouse)
go round
PSSS: and that fan noise is back, back back...
metaphor trumps
satire and irony
everyday...
ha.. ha
all the bases
some touched down in texas.
anyone live there you know
help make a mucking fess of this place?
PS: i'll give you a hint
he made his own personal fortune
by "owning" a baseball team.
PSS:satire and irony make (pabloshouse)
go round
PSSS: and that fan noise is back, back back...
metaphor trumps
satire and irony
everyday...
ha.. ha
all the bases
DRAFT DAY
(n.f.l. style)
after a scouting combine
which measured physical qualities
ie:
strength, speed, and jumping abilities
owners today took rights of employment to individuals.
PS: remind one?
of any part of american history...
history- his story (joni)
PSS: funny how them twisters touched down in alabama and
m.i. crooked letter crooked letter i crooked letter crooked letter i
humpback , humpback i
PSSS:so sorry you are not running, haley
wanted to see you humbled
after a scouting combine
which measured physical qualities
ie:
strength, speed, and jumping abilities
owners today took rights of employment to individuals.
PS: remind one?
of any part of american history...
history- his story (joni)
PSS: funny how them twisters touched down in alabama and
m.i. crooked letter crooked letter i crooked letter crooked letter i
humpback , humpback i
PSSS:so sorry you are not running, haley
wanted to see you humbled
MORE TORNADOS
touched down in the united states yesterday
than normally do in a month.
PS: climate change or...what?
than normally do in a month.
PS: climate change or...what?
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
i opened e-mail
today.
1st time since 4 days before easter
(mea culpa)
21 entries
(you people really like me!?!)
{i promise not to hold it against you}
i'll get back to you...
promise (scout's honor)
(PABLOSHOUSE)
PS: i was never a scout
tho' i do love to kill a mockingbird
1st time since 4 days before easter
(mea culpa)
21 entries
(you people really like me!?!)
{i promise not to hold it against you}
i'll get back to you...
promise (scout's honor)
(PABLOSHOUSE)
PS: i was never a scout
tho' i do love to kill a mockingbird
THE WIZARD OF OZ
TOP 5 (john cusack)
stress reducers
1. dark chocolate
2. inspiring music
3. exercise
4. a sounding board
5. meditation
PS:6th is a pet
preferably a puppy
(mans' best friend)
PSS:toto too?
pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain....
listen...
there is no place to be
without fatty omega III
(no matter the color of your shoes-dorothy)
glinda
stress reducers
1. dark chocolate
2. inspiring music
3. exercise
4. a sounding board
5. meditation
PS:6th is a pet
preferably a puppy
(mans' best friend)
PSS:toto too?
pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain....
listen...
there is no place to be
without fatty omega III
(no matter the color of your shoes-dorothy)
glinda
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
THERE ARE TOO MANY LEECHES
in society.
they earn too much
on our failings to find agreements.
we are too vindictive to realize...
PS: time to get real
they earn too much
on our failings to find agreements.
we are too vindictive to realize...
PS: time to get real
i agree
with the judge's decision ruling against the nfl owners.
to consul them:
every team should pass on their draft selection on thursday night.
all graduating seniors are free agents.
PS: rookie "cap" in place
PSS: the argument is portrayed as owners vs. players
how come the agents get off scot-free?
PSS:BORAS!!!
(bore-ass)
PSSS: i know "collusion"
google it i am way busy
the players will not challenge-they want a rookie cap
let the agents sue
let's take it to the supreme court
is "the draft" legal?
forcing someone to work for someone else against their wishes
i'll bet scalia and thomas think not...
PSSSS: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE INTERVIEWED COMING OUT OF COLLEGE BY APPLE
YET BE FORCED TO WORK FOR IBM?
to consul them:
every team should pass on their draft selection on thursday night.
all graduating seniors are free agents.
PS: rookie "cap" in place
PSS: the argument is portrayed as owners vs. players
how come the agents get off scot-free?
PSS:BORAS!!!
(bore-ass)
PSSS: i know "collusion"
google it i am way busy
the players will not challenge-they want a rookie cap
let the agents sue
let's take it to the supreme court
is "the draft" legal?
forcing someone to work for someone else against their wishes
i'll bet scalia and thomas think not...
PSSSS: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE INTERVIEWED COMING OUT OF COLLEGE BY APPLE
YET BE FORCED TO WORK FOR IBM?
Sunday, April 24, 2011
paul o'neill
no not the "warrior"(baba o'reilly)
the former treasury sect.
stop income,payroll, and corp. tax
tax value added
ie: tax consumption
you keep what you earn
the co. keeps what it earns
we pay a tax on what we choose to buy
PS:makes sense to me
the former treasury sect.
stop income,payroll, and corp. tax
tax value added
ie: tax consumption
you keep what you earn
the co. keeps what it earns
we pay a tax on what we choose to buy
PS:makes sense to me
A NATIONAL LOTTERY
all proceeds
(after paying the winner(s) and admin costs)
go to paying down debt
PS:americans will rush to the chance at gold...
(after paying the winner(s) and admin costs)
go to paying down debt
PS:americans will rush to the chance at gold...
JESUS said:
i am the son of man
if you want to find god
look
inside
yourself
PS:existentially yours
happy easter
happy renewal
happy spring...
luv on ya'
if you want to find god
look
inside
yourself
PS:existentially yours
happy easter
happy renewal
happy spring...
luv on ya'
THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX
have changed the starting time of their home games from 7:00 pm to 7:11
after accepting a $5 million fee from:
southland corporation.
is nothing sacred?
PS: not at (pabloshouse)
after accepting a $5 million fee from:
southland corporation.
is nothing sacred?
PS: not at (pabloshouse)
UNCLE ARTHUR
The pastor of a church on san padre island died and his young assistant was asked to take charge.
The bishop said-i am sending 3 seminarians from mexico-pick one to assist you.
As they gathered the young priest said-i will ask 1 question and whomever gives the best answer
gets the job.
Explain the tradition of easter in america.
jose-you go first.
that's when santa claus brings presents to all the children.
no-jose, that's christmas
pepe-you're next
that's when the pilgrims and indians cook a big fat goose and break bread
no pepe, that's thanksgiving.
juan-tell me the tradition of easter in america
that's when jesus christ dies on the cross and they put him inside a hole in a mountain and roll
a big rock in front. 3 days later they roll the rock away and jesus emerges...
and if he sees his shadow
there is 6 more weeks of winter.
The bishop said-i am sending 3 seminarians from mexico-pick one to assist you.
As they gathered the young priest said-i will ask 1 question and whomever gives the best answer
gets the job.
Explain the tradition of easter in america.
jose-you go first.
that's when santa claus brings presents to all the children.
no-jose, that's christmas
pepe-you're next
that's when the pilgrims and indians cook a big fat goose and break bread
no pepe, that's thanksgiving.
juan-tell me the tradition of easter in america
that's when jesus christ dies on the cross and they put him inside a hole in a mountain and roll
a big rock in front. 3 days later they roll the rock away and jesus emerges...
and if he sees his shadow
there is 6 more weeks of winter.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
CONTEMPLATING
what to post {say} concerning easter sunday
h'mmm...
click on
tomorrow...
PS: i think it may have to do with:
uncle arthur
p.a. systems
&
spring...
PS: Happy Spring (again)
Mom
PS: you gotta stop using the u.s. postal service
they gotta go
honor all agreements grandfathered...
and shut the place down.
PSS: thanx for the palm
i'll tie it to my rearview mirror
'till next year...
h'mmm...
click on
tomorrow...
PS: i think it may have to do with:
uncle arthur
p.a. systems
&
spring...
PS: Happy Spring (again)
Mom
PS: you gotta stop using the u.s. postal service
they gotta go
honor all agreements grandfathered...
and shut the place down.
PSS: thanx for the palm
i'll tie it to my rearview mirror
'till next year...
Friday, April 22, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
JUST A PASSING THOUGHT
as the "royal wedding" approaches
(didnt we kick the monarchy out?)
why is america so:
gaga, ooh la la?
((cultural midgets))
i digress...
how come a wedding is portrayed
(now this is coming from a bachelor)
as
"between"
a husband and a bride
not "among"
PS: por que?
PSS: between sounds like a prize fight
in the faded white corner...
the bride
in the other corner
woody peacock
LETS GET READY TO RRRRUUMMMBBLE...
(why do they ask you at a church wedding-"who's side are you on")
i'm neutral
(i think i am here for their kids..)
PSS: but what do i know
i used to be a zygote
(didnt we kick the monarchy out?)
why is america so:
gaga, ooh la la?
((cultural midgets))
i digress...
how come a wedding is portrayed
(now this is coming from a bachelor)
as
"between"
a husband and a bride
not "among"
PS: por que?
PSS: between sounds like a prize fight
in the faded white corner...
the bride
in the other corner
woody peacock
LETS GET READY TO RRRRUUMMMBBLE...
(why do they ask you at a church wedding-"who's side are you on")
i'm neutral
(i think i am here for their kids..)
PSS: but what do i know
i used to be a zygote
THE EVER SHIFTING CENTER
it takes the lunatic fringe
to help us re-center our thinking in an ever evolving world,
the fringe needs a mouthpiece
and "the donald" certainly qualifies.
watch the next gop primary debates ( I type gop as in gobbly goop)
((hey those dems ain't much better-mostly)
the candidate standing just to the left of trump
(haley barbour-let's say)
will seem temperate.
he'll say something like:
"i believe obama is an american-i think he lacks the necessities to be president"
(a la al campanis)
and those of republican persuasion will nod and gob.
{kant pull the wool over these eyes (burton cummings)
i am no ones' fob.}
how about these bonafides
born under suspect parentage
with only 3 wise men to testify
in a manger in winter...
can he be president?
PS:do you see what i see...
can you hear what i hear (andy williams)
to help us re-center our thinking in an ever evolving world,
the fringe needs a mouthpiece
and "the donald" certainly qualifies.
watch the next gop primary debates ( I type gop as in gobbly goop)
((hey those dems ain't much better-mostly)
the candidate standing just to the left of trump
(haley barbour-let's say)
will seem temperate.
he'll say something like:
"i believe obama is an american-i think he lacks the necessities to be president"
(a la al campanis)
and those of republican persuasion will nod and gob.
{kant pull the wool over these eyes (burton cummings)
i am no ones' fob.}
how about these bonafides
born under suspect parentage
with only 3 wise men to testify
in a manger in winter...
can he be president?
PS:do you see what i see...
can you hear what i hear (andy williams)
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
BILL OF FARE
we have a menu item-a mixed grill
shrimp, beef, and pollo
tsunami...
yeah
said to gm after japanese calamity
poor choice of words....
on any given saturday-we would sell 25 or so...
after the earthquake-that 1st saturday night- we sold 2
one to a man who-served by stanley-a runner-whom asked
"who ordered a tsunami?"
i did and i apologize to you and yours...
me and mine-i am filipino...
PS: the ignorance of people
shrimp, beef, and pollo
tsunami...
yeah
said to gm after japanese calamity
poor choice of words....
on any given saturday-we would sell 25 or so...
after the earthquake-that 1st saturday night- we sold 2
one to a man who-served by stanley-a runner-whom asked
"who ordered a tsunami?"
i did and i apologize to you and yours...
me and mine-i am filipino...
PS: the ignorance of people
HOMEBODY II
Got nooks full of books...
Got dictionary's galore
american college, websters'
the devils'
and more...
Got a book of synonyms
rogets' thesaurus
Got carpet for my knees
when i hear leonards'
hallelujah chorus
Got a toilet and shower
an oven and stove
(you might call this my cove)
((cove-a sacred nook))
i prefer den
where i meditate and read zen
Got to go (dont you know).
O solo mio
is playing on the radio....
Got dictionary's galore
american college, websters'
the devils'
and more...
Got a book of synonyms
rogets' thesaurus
Got carpet for my knees
when i hear leonards'
hallelujah chorus
Got a toilet and shower
an oven and stove
(you might call this my cove)
((cove-a sacred nook))
i prefer den
where i meditate and read zen
Got to go (dont you know).
O solo mio
is playing on the radio....
Sunday, April 17, 2011
ATTUNED
you know you are quickly becoming
past the "age of becoming"
as the advertisement soundtracks
are the echos
of your childhood.
past the "age of becoming"
as the advertisement soundtracks
are the echos
of your childhood.
i remember
my dad
climbing on the roof to adjust the antennae
so we could watch the giants play home football games.
channel 3 from hartford
the best picture delivered awful audio...
so we would kill the sound
and listen to marty glickman on the radio
"its a clear,cool crisp day..."
diga me...
connect jesse owens and marv albert
(degrees of separation )
PS: i digress
now billionaires and millionaires kant figure out how to share
a huge pie?
no football on sundays?
(sunday will never be the same, spanky)
what are we going to watch after osgood and gregory?
nascar?
joel osteen?
golf?
PSS: rodeo
climbing on the roof to adjust the antennae
so we could watch the giants play home football games.
channel 3 from hartford
the best picture delivered awful audio...
so we would kill the sound
and listen to marty glickman on the radio
"its a clear,cool crisp day..."
diga me...
connect jesse owens and marv albert
(degrees of separation )
PS: i digress
now billionaires and millionaires kant figure out how to share
a huge pie?
no football on sundays?
(sunday will never be the same, spanky)
what are we going to watch after osgood and gregory?
nascar?
joel osteen?
golf?
PSS: rodeo
Saturday, April 16, 2011
APRIL SHOWERS
Bring may flowers
what do monsoons bring?
PS: this weather has inconvenienced me-truly
i know who to blame
PS: GORE !!!!!!
what do monsoons bring?
PS: this weather has inconvenienced me-truly
i know who to blame
PS: GORE !!!!!!
Friday, April 15, 2011
WHY? WHY? WHY?
do conservative republicans rant about hand-outs domestically
yet
run foreign policy
with
$'s
as cure alls
PS: i swear their next ticket will be
dr. jekyl & mrs. hyde
yet
run foreign policy
with
$'s
as cure alls
PS: i swear their next ticket will be
dr. jekyl & mrs. hyde
Thursday, April 14, 2011
TIME MAG-100 ideas that changed the world
( i am not a slow reader-i am reading many things at a time)
(tea-leaves included)
((not far from the tree))
(((don't eat the low hanging fruit)))
#100
a software engineer dreams up the world wide web
swiss alps, 1980-tim berners-lee (b. 1955) cobbled together a coding system-HTML
(hyper text markup language)and designed an addressing scheme that gave each web page a unique location.
URL (universal resource locator) and he hacked a set of rules that permitted these documents to be linked together
on computers across the internet -HTTP (hyper text transfer protocol)
and on the 7th day...berners-lee assembled the world wide web's 1st browser-which allowed users anywhere to view
his creation on their screens.
aug. 6,1991 the web made a debut...
within 5 years?
users went from 600,000 to 40 million
PS: growing exponentially since
PSS: since christmas 2009
it has grown exponentially
plus one
PSSS: sumptin' something tells me that 100 years from now this will move way up on the list
(of course, by then time magazine will be monikered:
HA HA THE MAYANS WERE WRONG)
(tea-leaves included)
((not far from the tree))
(((don't eat the low hanging fruit)))
#100
a software engineer dreams up the world wide web
swiss alps, 1980-tim berners-lee (b. 1955) cobbled together a coding system-HTML
(hyper text markup language)and designed an addressing scheme that gave each web page a unique location.
URL (universal resource locator) and he hacked a set of rules that permitted these documents to be linked together
on computers across the internet -HTTP (hyper text transfer protocol)
and on the 7th day...berners-lee assembled the world wide web's 1st browser-which allowed users anywhere to view
his creation on their screens.
aug. 6,1991 the web made a debut...
within 5 years?
users went from 600,000 to 40 million
PS: growing exponentially since
PSS: since christmas 2009
it has grown exponentially
plus one
PSSS: sumptin' something tells me that 100 years from now this will move way up on the list
(of course, by then time magazine will be monikered:
HA HA THE MAYANS WERE WRONG)
Hit Somebody (The Hockey Song) - recorded by Warren Zevon | mitchalbom.com
Hit Somebody (The Hockey Song) - recorded by Warren Zevon | mitchalbom.com
PS: R.I.P. mr. excitable boy
you will be 1 of the 7 people we meet
in heaven
PS: R.I.P. mr. excitable boy
you will be 1 of the 7 people we meet
in heaven
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
TALK ABOOT'
exporting jobs.
the n.y. rangers opened their stanley cup quest
with 20 players dressed.
3 were born in the united states
PS:tho' i am told donald trump disputes 1 of them
the n.y. rangers opened their stanley cup quest
with 20 players dressed.
3 were born in the united states
PS:tho' i am told donald trump disputes 1 of them
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
GBAGBO
was arrested today
on the ivory coast
with the help
(ohgodbyjesus)
of the french!
PS:merci' by coup
mr. sarkozy
on the ivory coast
with the help
(ohgodbyjesus)
of the french!
PS:merci' by coup
mr. sarkozy
FOR THE FIRST TIME ON RECORD
china imported more than they exported in the 1st quarter
(by 1.2 billion ((dollars?))
and their controlled-floating currency has reached new highs)
this is a good thing
PS:we need to become exporters again to the emerging middle classes of this (one) world
(by 1.2 billion ((dollars?))
and their controlled-floating currency has reached new highs)
this is a good thing
PS:we need to become exporters again to the emerging middle classes of this (one) world
DEFICIT REDUCTION
{just chiming in...)
i am all for increasing taxes on the wealthiest
with caveats.
(ge got a tax refund and paid no tax)
we cannot stop corporations from tax shelters
we can intercede on taxpayers.
a corporation can take it's headquarters off shore
a rich person-not so much
(where are they going to move to?)
however...
impose a minimum flat tax on all
(no one gets a free-ride edgar winter)
too tough on the poor?
okay.
impose a 1% national sales tax on non-essentials
all revenues go to paying down the debt.
(pabloshouse)
i am all for increasing taxes on the wealthiest
with caveats.
(ge got a tax refund and paid no tax)
we cannot stop corporations from tax shelters
we can intercede on taxpayers.
a corporation can take it's headquarters off shore
a rich person-not so much
(where are they going to move to?)
however...
impose a minimum flat tax on all
(no one gets a free-ride edgar winter)
too tough on the poor?
okay.
impose a 1% national sales tax on non-essentials
all revenues go to paying down the debt.
(pabloshouse)
Long Road Out Of Eden The Eagles
PS: today is the 150th anniversary of the firing upon ft. sumpter
thus beginning the civil war...
HOMEBODY
Got dvd and vhs
Got cd, vinyl
& cassette
Got nooks and books
got the encyclopedia from a to z
(even) got a book on the history
of sault ste. marie
got radio and t.v.
there's always someone talking at me
Got a clock that tocks
Got 2 doors-locked
kant hear your knock
Got a cell phone
an i-mac
leave a message
i might e-mail you back
Got wine and fags
upstairs
a new puppy with a tail that wags
Got (to go)
home alone is on the late,late show....
Got cd, vinyl
& cassette
Got nooks and books
got the encyclopedia from a to z
(even) got a book on the history
of sault ste. marie
got radio and t.v.
there's always someone talking at me
Got a clock that tocks
Got 2 doors-locked
kant hear your knock
Got a cell phone
an i-mac
leave a message
i might e-mail you back
Got wine and fags
upstairs
a new puppy with a tail that wags
Got (to go)
home alone is on the late,late show....
Monday, April 11, 2011
BEEN TO THE PETROL STATION?
you guzzler you
PS: ready for alternatives?
what are u waiting for, $5 per
PS: ready for alternatives?
what are u waiting for, $5 per
Sunday, April 10, 2011
GOLF
The object of placing a small sphere
into
a round hole
with utensils totally unsuitable to the task.
PS:
probably a brit
PSS: rory disappeared faster than david blaine
into
a round hole
with utensils totally unsuitable to the task.
PS:
probably a brit
PSS: rory disappeared faster than david blaine
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Friday, April 8, 2011
A BUDGET DEAL WILL GET DONE
it will read as "cider house rules"
PS: let's get down to the real #@$#@&
PS: let's get down to the real #@$#@&
YESTERDAY
the news heads delivered the argument:
the dems: cut oil industry subsidies by 1%
the repubs:cut education by 1%
PS:how 'bout (mel allen)
we do 50% of each...
shared pain
c'mon people now (jesse colin young)
the dems: cut oil industry subsidies by 1%
the repubs:cut education by 1%
PS:how 'bout (mel allen)
we do 50% of each...
shared pain
c'mon people now (jesse colin young)
i wanna know
how much money will it save each taxpayer
each day
to shut down the federal government?
then i want mediation...
pay a dmv worker
or cancel food stamps...
which better serves our republic?
each day
to shut down the federal government?
then i want mediation...
pay a dmv worker
or cancel food stamps...
which better serves our republic?
UP ON THE HILL
they think we're o.k.
or
so they say...
congressmen (women)
when all your dime dancing is through
we'll pray (and vote or not)
for you
PS:as the times square clock counts the deficit
cnn's clock counts the minutes to shutdown
PS: gracias, brecker and fagen
PSS: still beats beck or olberman
kant wait for brooks on pbs tonight
or
so they say...
congressmen (women)
when all your dime dancing is through
we'll pray (and vote or not)
for you
PS:as the times square clock counts the deficit
cnn's clock counts the minutes to shutdown
PS: gracias, brecker and fagen
PSS: still beats beck or olberman
kant wait for brooks on pbs tonight
A GIRL AT WORK SAID...
if your page is 50% larger than your screen
why don't you buy a larger screen?
PS:out of the mouths of blonde babes...
PSS:mom (not a blonde)
hit the green button...
voila!
my sizing is back...
on to log-me-on...
PSS:baby steps...
(is the hun up yet)
why don't you buy a larger screen?
PS:out of the mouths of blonde babes...
PSS:mom (not a blonde)
hit the green button...
voila!
my sizing is back...
on to log-me-on...
PSS:baby steps...
(is the hun up yet)
Thursday, April 7, 2011
THE 1ST NAME
In the baseball encyclopedia from the early fifties until the 2-oughts was
henry aaron (c'mon-double-a?) ((too easy))
2nd? his brother-tommie
replaced by
david aardsma (d before o therefore...)
the longest name? jarrod saltalamacchia
the shortest ?
last in the book?
what do i look like?
www.MLB.com
henry aaron (c'mon-double-a?) ((too easy))
2nd? his brother-tommie
replaced by
david aardsma (d before o therefore...)
the longest name? jarrod saltalamacchia
the shortest ?
last in the book?
what do i look like?
www.MLB.com
THE L.A. POLICE CHIEF
promises a "sea of l.a.p.d. blue" at dodger home games, henceforth
speaking of "chiefs"
we don't need more cops at ballgames...
we need more Popa's
speaking of "chiefs"
we don't need more cops at ballgames...
we need more Popa's
NECESSITY IS CERTAINLY
the mother of invention.
intellectual desire
is the father
of figuring things out on your own
intellectual desire
is the father
of figuring things out on your own
CAN YOU TAKE
nancy grace with you?
PS: can you imagine-king,beck & grace gone, gone, gone
from the idiot box
wow
wake up, little susie....
"talking news heads" are falling as fast as mid-eastern "governments"
PS: can you imagine-king,beck & grace gone, gone, gone
from the idiot box
wow
wake up, little susie....
"talking news heads" are falling as fast as mid-eastern "governments"
Robert Plant & Alison Krauss- Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On)
PS:thanx roger ayles
olberman for beck
who sez we can't compromise?
PSS: thanx phil & don
i thought i heard
the beckster had resigned.
but by the time i got off the bike and punched in,
i was sure i had been wishfully dreaming.
got home this evening-flipped on the t.v.
and saw this...
but by the time i got off the bike and punched in,
i was sure i had been wishfully dreaming.
got home this evening-flipped on the t.v.
and saw this...
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
TIME MAGAZINES 100 IDEAS THAT CHANGED THE WORLD
#93
SCIENCE DISCOVERS "CHAOS"
(and liking it-99)
if a butterfly flaps his wings in brazil
does a tornado hit texas?
wikipedia edward lorenz
SCIENCE DISCOVERS "CHAOS"
(and liking it-99)
if a butterfly flaps his wings in brazil
does a tornado hit texas?
wikipedia edward lorenz
Everlast - Next Man
PS:in scripture jesus fed the masses with fish
in the real world-there are people here willing to teach...
fishing
THE WINNER OF THE LPGA
tournament yesterday...
jumped into the water hazard with her parents after her victory.
mom broke her leg.
PS: can you say "kendry morales"
PSS: it's all fun & games 'till....
jumped into the water hazard with her parents after her victory.
mom broke her leg.
PS: can you say "kendry morales"
PSS: it's all fun & games 'till....
GROUND CONTROL
to major tom
if you want to disconnect and float off into the ionosphere
go ahead....
i way busy learning how to work these controls
if you want to disconnect and float off into the ionosphere
go ahead....
i way busy learning how to work these controls
Monday, April 4, 2011
i dont watch
or listen much,to francesa
(think he's a big bag of wind-much like beck)
that's another story....
i'm told there was an incident-at dodger stadium?
1 man critical...)
i remember...
the scent of cigar smoke...the green green grass
the ginormity
the green green grass...
somebody cussed... at the ump-or a red socked
i do not recall
popa
called foul
"there are kid's here- hold your mouth"
PS: the things you dont forget
(think he's a big bag of wind-much like beck)
that's another story....
i'm told there was an incident-at dodger stadium?
1 man critical...)
i remember...
the scent of cigar smoke...the green green grass
the ginormity
the green green grass...
somebody cussed... at the ump-or a red socked
i do not recall
popa
called foul
"there are kid's here- hold your mouth"
PS: the things you dont forget
APRIL
has come to visit.
52nd time, now.
PS:it is so good to see her
hope springs eternal
(oh, to be young and a yankee- waite hoyt)
52nd time, now.
PS:it is so good to see her
hope springs eternal
(oh, to be young and a yankee- waite hoyt)
ian kinsler
led off with a home run in the 1st 2 games of the season...
first time ever...
he homered in game 3
as did nelson cruz in the 1st 3
becoming the first 2 to homer in the first 3 games as teammates
first time ever...
he homered in game 3
as did nelson cruz in the 1st 3
becoming the first 2 to homer in the first 3 games as teammates
paul ryan
appears to be the only congressman with the balls to get out in front of entitlement reform and
deficit spending...
(he needs to move the bar much further on "defense" spending)
but let's move the conversation....
listen tomorrow as mr. ryan unveils his proposal
squawk box
csnbc
PS: or if you are too busy-i'll attempt to post
deficit spending...
(he needs to move the bar much further on "defense" spending)
but let's move the conversation....
listen tomorrow as mr. ryan unveils his proposal
squawk box
csnbc
PS: or if you are too busy-i'll attempt to post
IT TOOK ALL THESE YEARS
i was watching the met's play yesterday...
(hey, i used to love second city television)
chin-lung hu
hit a 1 hopper back to rondy choate
who proceeded to lob a grenade to 1st base-thus pulling the bagsman off his base
hu is safe-E-1
reyes followed with a sharp single
making
(now this is the important part )
hu on second...
PS:check mate
bud & lou
(hey, i used to love second city television)
chin-lung hu
hit a 1 hopper back to rondy choate
who proceeded to lob a grenade to 1st base-thus pulling the bagsman off his base
hu is safe-E-1
reyes followed with a sharp single
making
(now this is the important part )
hu on second...
PS:check mate
bud & lou
Sunday, April 3, 2011
New York Minute the Eagles
PS: i remember...
the fire whistle at 12:00 noon
(st. james?)
and at midnight or so-the buoy ringing in the sound...
and the ambulance whoar in the hempstead nights...
WE LIVE IN A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC
not a "democracy"
wikipedia locke or rousseau...
the majority does not rule
wikipedia locke or rousseau...
the majority does not rule
The Cowsills The Rain The Park & Other Things 1960's
PS: i am sorry
did i say a cow bell ringing?
i meant the cowsills singing...
ha ha
THE ONLY GOOD THING
Aboot hearing john sterling's voice call a yankee game on the radio?...
suze waldman has to shut up
PS: it is high
it is far
it is...
caught by the shortstop in short left field...
suze waldman has to shut up
PS: it is high
it is far
it is...
caught by the shortstop in short left field...
THE BEAT GOES ON...
i have a "handicapped" waiver
on my handlebars...
"cyber-naive"
PS: do not call me ignorant
nor late for dinner...
PSS: i hear a cow bell ringing...
on my handlebars...
"cyber-naive"
PS: do not call me ignorant
nor late for dinner...
PSS: i hear a cow bell ringing...
George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.
PS: it's the hippy-dippy weatherman
i could offer so many of his performances-they are offered to you thru this link
if i try to pick a few favorites-mac will pass out on me
i am single and used to it....
AN ASIDE
(haven't done 1 of these in a while)
i am sick and tired of penile dysfunction commercials during baseball games.
the world population has reached "stanza-fied my god" (see we are hungry men-by bowie-way back...)
ah -hm
india is on line to have a larger population than china within 20 years-
combined they will = more than half the planets' total
PS:exactly whose penis' aren't working and why?
(but not during a pitching change)
i am sick and tired of penile dysfunction commercials during baseball games.
the world population has reached "stanza-fied my god" (see we are hungry men-by bowie-way back...)
ah -hm
india is on line to have a larger population than china within 20 years-
combined they will = more than half the planets' total
PS:exactly whose penis' aren't working and why?
(but not during a pitching change)
OR PUT ANOTHER WAY
if you put a test pilot in a simulator and he crashes,
you don't run out and buy a new simulator
you don't run out and buy a new simulator
i'll attempt to explain
it this way...
(h'mmm)
ever been to an exhibition at an art gallery?
beautiful-wasn't it?
elegant and sophisticated
now
ever been to the artist's loft?
what a mucking fess...
the crap you have to walk around to see what he's (she's) working on...
ok
if my red is bleeding into my green incorrectly
purchasing a new easel will not solve the problem.
pablo picasso
(h'mmm)
ever been to an exhibition at an art gallery?
beautiful-wasn't it?
elegant and sophisticated
now
ever been to the artist's loft?
what a mucking fess...
the crap you have to walk around to see what he's (she's) working on...
ok
if my red is bleeding into my green incorrectly
purchasing a new easel will not solve the problem.
pablo picasso
Saturday, April 2, 2011
CAN YOU NAME?
one country that plays baseball as a national sport
that has not represented as a new york yankee?
man the pinstripes...
japan-canada-taiwan-the dutch antilles-
dominicans-aussies-mexicans
hideki irabu...kei igawa-celerino sanchez-hector lopez
hideki matsui-bam bam meulens-grahme lloyd-russel martin-
ching mien-wang?
a real united nations!
the yankees do not need a manager.
they need a secretary of state.
PS:gracias
beisbol has ben burry bury good to us
chico esquela
u too-fareed zakaria
cricket on...
that has not represented as a new york yankee?
man the pinstripes...
japan-canada-taiwan-the dutch antilles-
dominicans-aussies-mexicans
hideki irabu...kei igawa-celerino sanchez-hector lopez
hideki matsui-bam bam meulens-grahme lloyd-russel martin-
ching mien-wang?
a real united nations!
the yankees do not need a manager.
they need a secretary of state.
PS:gracias
beisbol has ben burry bury good to us
chico esquela
u too-fareed zakaria
cricket on...
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR
Let em, in
(paul-peter-phil & don)
{kant you double check-fr. carow swore he made a reservation-fr. keane is laughing and swears i'm wrong}
since when did priests' start swearing?
that's what it feels like when you get thrown off the world wide web.
(aint' complainin') ((sic))
(((love the red warning from mac)))
you have misspelled again
thanx
i digress...(but for not some time now-if i had a chest i would pin a metal on it
(no really-a metal-today they are worth more than medals)
((which are worth 2 x -meddles)))
to the purnt...
(ahh ahh ahhh---the patriarchial comes out......)))
my page is now larger than my screen and i cannot shrink it back-reducto..
yes-now i can click and drag-wow-that helps what, again?
now-i must click and drag everytime i try to post?
no no ...
(don't make me say it-babe ruth)
PS:should i ?
be instructed to shrink my screen back down
(any one-e mail or call)
or should i stop posting?
it's a rhetorical question....wise ass
PSSSS: (i mean this kind...wooden spoon holder)
(paul-peter-phil & don)
{kant you double check-fr. carow swore he made a reservation-fr. keane is laughing and swears i'm wrong}
since when did priests' start swearing?
that's what it feels like when you get thrown off the world wide web.
(aint' complainin') ((sic))
(((love the red warning from mac)))
you have misspelled again
thanx
i digress...(but for not some time now-if i had a chest i would pin a metal on it
(no really-a metal-today they are worth more than medals)
((which are worth 2 x -meddles)))
to the purnt...
(ahh ahh ahhh---the patriarchial comes out......)))
my page is now larger than my screen and i cannot shrink it back-reducto..
yes-now i can click and drag-wow-that helps what, again?
now-i must click and drag everytime i try to post?
no no ...
(don't make me say it-babe ruth)
PS:should i ?
be instructed to shrink my screen back down
(any one-e mail or call)
or should i stop posting?
it's a rhetorical question....wise ass
PSSSS: (i mean this kind...wooden spoon holder)
27.7 %
is the number of major league players on the 2011 opening day roster born...
outside of the continental united states.
(11 of 25 yankees meet this criteria)
Who sez america only exports jobs?
How many managers?
5
How many general managers?
zero
PS: blame the babylonians
outside of the continental united states.
(11 of 25 yankees meet this criteria)
Who sez america only exports jobs?
How many managers?
5
How many general managers?
zero
PS: blame the babylonians
Friday, April 1, 2011
ONE OF THE NATIONAL CONCERNS
i get compensated from recently received a gov't waiver...
the health plan care i pay into falls short of the mandated law...
and by said law-they are able to put off compliance...
by applying for and receiving said waiver.
PS: unintended consequences? or the rubber hits the road...
PS: these things get complicated, don't they?...
the health plan care i pay into falls short of the mandated law...
and by said law-they are able to put off compliance...
by applying for and receiving said waiver.
PS: unintended consequences? or the rubber hits the road...
PS: these things get complicated, don't they?...
Curtis sparks Yankees victory with home run, defense - NYPOST.com
Curtis sparks Yankees victory with home run, defense - NYPOST.com
PS: 1 down 161 to go
perfectly scripted
PSS: now sit back...
watch dj chase 3000
and watch rivera approach the all time saves record
Go Mo
PSSS: and the seasons they go 'round and 'round
we're captive on the carousal of time....
PS: 1 down 161 to go
perfectly scripted
PSS: now sit back...
watch dj chase 3000
and watch rivera approach the all time saves record
Go Mo
PSSS: and the seasons they go 'round and 'round
we're captive on the carousal of time....
TIME MAGAZINES 100 IDEAS THAT CHANGED THE WORLD
Mathematicians discover the power of zero
#40 (4-zero)
Zero-doesn't seem like much. But, when first introduced by the babylonians it revolutionized mathematics.It took this idea centuries to be accepted by the west, but by the ninth century, zero had also emerged in India. It flowed back west because by that time the arabs had invaded india, adopted the indian numeral system-now called arabic numerals-and introduced it to europe.
And with that, zero, and all of it's many possibilities, had finally arrived
#40 (4-zero)
Zero-doesn't seem like much. But, when first introduced by the babylonians it revolutionized mathematics.It took this idea centuries to be accepted by the west, but by the ninth century, zero had also emerged in India. It flowed back west because by that time the arabs had invaded india, adopted the indian numeral system-now called arabic numerals-and introduced it to europe.
And with that, zero, and all of it's many possibilities, had finally arrived
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