IF YOU KANT STAND THE HEAT GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
"why did i take this job"? he asked in rhetoric
he knew why. the path. the calling...
it started early, once clete boyer was announced
by bob
now batting #6...
"he is gonna hit a home run"
"how do you know"?
garagiola, deep to left...
"you've got the shine"
yeah. and i am claiming it now as mine.
he picked up the phone.
"mary ann, when the shit hits the fan, i am the man whose fanny is gonna wave in the breeze"
i ain't gonna truck food up a freight elevator to feed the 30 most important people in this corporation.
you call the salesperson who sold this piece of shit and tell him the client is coming for a visit. free some time
I.B.M. for breakfast-International Paper for brunch-lunch will be served at Celanese-courtesy of the chef.
call Houston- (we have a problem) i want Skip to agree to bankroll this trip-even tho' you and i know Bell will pay his way...
i need something in my tool kit, greater than my wit."
and get some tickets to a broadway show. something funny.
may i suggest P.S. your cat is dead-he'll laugh his ass off
"have you spoken to jack"?
"not yet, that's next-got to go-get busy"
he hung up.
gathered himself.
thought
"you have huge cajones"
yeah. living in a small hotel...
time to meet with the liaison.
this is going to be one hard sell...
Monday, August 29, 2011
irene's aftermath
lots of twigs and branches...
{not the 1st time i've been accused
of being in the dark.}
a wonderful time for contemplation...
and saying thanx.
be kind to one another...
{not the 1st time i've been accused
of being in the dark.}
a wonderful time for contemplation...
and saying thanx.
be kind to one another...
ready, willing, able
i called in
4 hours early
store mgr.
what's up- got power
yes
but no one in your dept. showed up
see you monday
stay safe
4 hours early
store mgr.
what's up- got power
yes
but no one in your dept. showed up
see you monday
stay safe
the power was shut off
(by lipa)
not irene...
(living in lies by the rail way ties
kant tell the bullshit from the truth...)
there is something going on here, but you don't know what it is-do you
mr. jones
(ballad of a thin man)
not irene...
(living in lies by the rail way ties
kant tell the bullshit from the truth...)
there is something going on here, but you don't know what it is-do you
mr. jones
(ballad of a thin man)
Sunday, August 28, 2011
the power came back on...
14 hours off
i.f.c.
the door in the floor
(a widow for one year)
mr. irving
irony...
i.f.c.
the door in the floor
(a widow for one year)
mr. irving
irony...
Saturday, August 27, 2011
SWEET
little willie
(1 hit wonder)
((ballroom blitz was not a hit)
sorry- i digress
SWEET
outside my door this a.m.
my digital cable box
just set it up
got c-span back
book t.v.
h.b.o.-i.f.c.
bbc-america
etc. etc.
pabloshouse is 1 happy couch potato
(as irene rears her fugly head)
windy had stormy eyes...
(1 hit wonder)
((ballroom blitz was not a hit)
sorry- i digress
SWEET
outside my door this a.m.
my digital cable box
just set it up
got c-span back
book t.v.
h.b.o.-i.f.c.
bbc-america
etc. etc.
pabloshouse is 1 happy couch potato
(as irene rears her fugly head)
windy had stormy eyes...
Friday, August 26, 2011
the beat goes on...
the yankees hit 3
grand slam
round trippers
same game
( "poosh 'em up" hit 2 in 1)
never been done before...
baseball, alone, will keep me passionate for life...
what a wonderful world, mr. armstrong
grand slam
round trippers
same game
( "poosh 'em up" hit 2 in 1)
never been done before...
baseball, alone, will keep me passionate for life...
what a wonderful world, mr. armstrong
canned soup
(sounds like a marx brother's title)
the canned soup aisle was also wiped out
i asked one man with,like 14 cans in his basket
"you must like soup"
"if the power go off, least i got something to eat"
(how are you going to heat it? over a sterno?)
((i see a busy day for islip F.D. if the power "go off"))
another-she usually shops on mondays' (monday,monday)
(mamas and papas)
{that one's for you-Dar-Ma}
she had an over-loaded cart (even for hers')
"whadaya doin"?
"just in case-i know i'm stupid, i watch fox news too"
"what are you afraid of"?
"the power going off"
so you are here buying a cart full of things that will fill your refrigerator and your freezer?...
PS: i am dumbfounded ... by the sheep
and know
i am not a shepherd...
(rock & a hard)
the canned soup aisle was also wiped out
i asked one man with,like 14 cans in his basket
"you must like soup"
"if the power go off, least i got something to eat"
(how are you going to heat it? over a sterno?)
((i see a busy day for islip F.D. if the power "go off"))
another-she usually shops on mondays' (monday,monday)
(mamas and papas)
{that one's for you-Dar-Ma}
she had an over-loaded cart (even for hers')
"whadaya doin"?
"just in case-i know i'm stupid, i watch fox news too"
"what are you afraid of"?
"the power going off"
so you are here buying a cart full of things that will fill your refrigerator and your freezer?...
PS: i am dumbfounded ... by the sheep
and know
i am not a shepherd...
(rock & a hard)
zookeeper's assistant
Bottled water
Batteries
Beef (ground)
Milk
T.P.
all gone, gone, gone
(phil & don)
'fore the day got long
{the line was 12 long at the deli for 1/2 the day...}
we ran out of plastic bags at the checkout...
people are crazy and times are strange
i'm locked in tight i'm out of range(bobby zimmerman)
people are strange(jim morrison)
saturday & sunday
i am going to pedal to work in the wind and the rain
i think all these animals
are fucking insane...
Batteries
Beef (ground)
Milk
T.P.
all gone, gone, gone
(phil & don)
'fore the day got long
{the line was 12 long at the deli for 1/2 the day...}
we ran out of plastic bags at the checkout...
people are crazy and times are strange
i'm locked in tight i'm out of range(bobby zimmerman)
people are strange(jim morrison)
saturday & sunday
i am going to pedal to work in the wind and the rain
i think all these animals
are fucking insane...
Thursday, August 25, 2011
someone asked II
why do you hide it?
because if i showed it in public
and
couldn't control it
i would probably get arrested
my lawyer would plead "blood supply"...
because if i showed it in public
and
couldn't control it
i would probably get arrested
my lawyer would plead "blood supply"...
i remember...
some folk ((1 in particular))
tellin' me
the people you meet in college will be life-long friends
yeah, right
cleopatra...
how many of us remain in contact with alma-mater "friends"?
PS: ships in the night
tellin' me
the people you meet in college will be life-long friends
yeah, right
cleopatra...
how many of us remain in contact with alma-mater "friends"?
PS: ships in the night
silver linings
cable company is charging $7 per month remote included. my bad. (by $36 annually)
( i had paul, call)
i can offer you a 1 year grace period.
install all digital boxes needed to your add-sets now
and you will not begin to pay the $7 monthly charge per box until september 2012
please send.
should be delivered in a few days.
so don't worry about covering the cost (i offered)
till next year.
oh,
and now you will get optimum
same as we have upstairs
all the movie channels
it's like 150 channels...
PS: sweet
(silver linings)
( i had paul, call)
i can offer you a 1 year grace period.
install all digital boxes needed to your add-sets now
and you will not begin to pay the $7 monthly charge per box until september 2012
please send.
should be delivered in a few days.
so don't worry about covering the cost (i offered)
till next year.
oh,
and now you will get optimum
same as we have upstairs
all the movie channels
it's like 150 channels...
PS: sweet
(silver linings)
i felt the earth move
under my seat
(carole king)
the sky did not tumble.
by sunday
a few trees may
say
goodnight, irene
(john sebastian)
PS: a quake and a 'cane in the same week
{ GORE !!!}
(stephen colbert)
(carole king)
the sky did not tumble.
by sunday
a few trees may
say
goodnight, irene
(john sebastian)
PS: a quake and a 'cane in the same week
{ GORE !!!}
(stephen colbert)
call the cable guy
(jim carrey)
((not you, larry))
my cable is off; 'cept a blue screen background with yellow letters
think it sez. ha ha we got ya.
now required to attach a digital box to your t.v. set to receive signal
box is FREE
call(866) 580-0535
yep.
box is free.
monthly fee?
10 bucks (if you want a remote)
PS: got you by the short and curlies (mick jagger)
((not you, larry))
my cable is off; 'cept a blue screen background with yellow letters
think it sez. ha ha we got ya.
now required to attach a digital box to your t.v. set to receive signal
box is FREE
call(866) 580-0535
yep.
box is free.
monthly fee?
10 bucks (if you want a remote)
PS: got you by the short and curlies (mick jagger)
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
i urge
the super congress
all 12
read simpson-bowles
then call your first meeting to order...
(among this disorder)
find where you can agree
(at least there's a woman to referee).
to the t.e.a. (party? really?)
partyests ...
pinky's up!
you brought this debate to the floor
of national concern
and for that you deserve kudos..
now
offer us independent, blue, doggedly conservative progressives a presidential candidate
not out of a lewis carroll classic
or stand down.
PS: even a broken clock is right
twice a day.
all 12
read simpson-bowles
then call your first meeting to order...
(among this disorder)
find where you can agree
(at least there's a woman to referee).
to the t.e.a. (party? really?)
partyests ...
pinky's up!
you brought this debate to the floor
of national concern
and for that you deserve kudos..
now
offer us independent, blue, doggedly conservative progressives a presidential candidate
not out of a lewis carroll classic
or stand down.
PS: even a broken clock is right
twice a day.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
munia, munia, munia
yada,yada,yada
rudebega, rudebega
(the incessant noise of an uninformed crowd)
i am just a worker ant...
PS: i am working on my rewrite
(all right)...
rudebega, rudebega
(the incessant noise of an uninformed crowd)
i am just a worker ant...
PS: i am working on my rewrite
(all right)...
Monday, August 22, 2011
borders
the nations largest book store is going out of business.
(well, shame on them for trying to compete)
((why buy a book when there's a thriving, lending library in town))
bricks and mortar...
vinyl (sam goody)
tape (blockbuster)
the book?...
see you in cyberspace
read you on kindle
(or a blog)
what a brave new world...
(well, shame on them for trying to compete)
((why buy a book when there's a thriving, lending library in town))
bricks and mortar...
vinyl (sam goody)
tape (blockbuster)
the book?...
see you in cyberspace
read you on kindle
(or a blog)
what a brave new world...
did ya' know?
huntsmen speaks fluent chinese.
wow!
tho' i think we are 25 executive election cycles away from needing the president
to speak mandarin.
PS: got to go
my schezuan dinner is ready...
wow!
tho' i think we are 25 executive election cycles away from needing the president
to speak mandarin.
PS: got to go
my schezuan dinner is ready...
math class
i was good at plus and minus
got times and divided
geometry? a bit harder
algebra?
really tough for me
(what the fuck is X?)
half way thru the year
i am not doing well...
on the bus one morning
i sat next to jimmy
(he later became nypd blue
got shot on the job-now owns an eatery nearby)
he asked: "did you do your homework?"
no
me neither- i thought i'd do it during spanish
you do the first 5
i'll do the last 5
we'll exchange and submit...
at class
a few days later...
mr tanner
mr's paul and jimmy
see me after class...
you guys got 5 right and 5 wrong with exactly the same answers...
what gives?
1st tell me who got the 5 right
PS: later at a parent - teacher confab
mr tanner said i remember another son from a summer school-i have now seen light lightbulbs glow bright in both their heads...
PSS: my "lightbulb" lit when Popa explained how to figure batting average
and E.R.A.'s
(now we have bill james, saber-metrics and the elias sports bureau)
{evolution- Shh-it scares some...}
got times and divided
geometry? a bit harder
algebra?
really tough for me
(what the fuck is X?)
half way thru the year
i am not doing well...
on the bus one morning
i sat next to jimmy
(he later became nypd blue
got shot on the job-now owns an eatery nearby)
he asked: "did you do your homework?"
no
me neither- i thought i'd do it during spanish
you do the first 5
i'll do the last 5
we'll exchange and submit...
at class
a few days later...
mr tanner
mr's paul and jimmy
see me after class...
you guys got 5 right and 5 wrong with exactly the same answers...
what gives?
1st tell me who got the 5 right
PS: later at a parent - teacher confab
mr tanner said i remember another son from a summer school-i have now seen light lightbulbs glow bright in both their heads...
PSS: my "lightbulb" lit when Popa explained how to figure batting average
and E.R.A.'s
(now we have bill james, saber-metrics and the elias sports bureau)
{evolution- Shh-it scares some...}
Sunday, August 21, 2011
someone asked
what's the best thing that ever happened to you?
Being born into my family.
to quote the iron horse...
i am the luckiest man on the face of the earth...
Being born into my family.
to quote the iron horse...
i am the luckiest man on the face of the earth...
SPRING
(arab style) has turned towards summer
fall is soon to follow
libya, syria
winter can be cold...
PS: citizens of both,
be bold....
fall is soon to follow
libya, syria
winter can be cold...
PS: citizens of both,
be bold....
that's right
i'm working on the rewrite
(all right)
gonna take the title
and throw it in the trash
gonna change the ending
and turn it into cash.
PS: thanx mr. simon
(lookey that-we share a 1st name and initials)
PSS: P. S. i love you (john lennon)
PSSS: y tu misters king, irving & brooks
(sounds like a regal, legal & serene team)
you inspire me.
{not you, bobby z.- i love you
but
your brilliance intimidates}
P (how many now?) S:
there's a lone soldier on the cross, smoke pourin' out of a boxcar door
you didn't know it, you didn't think it could be done,
in the final end he won the wars
after losin' every battle.
(idiot wind)
or
don't need the weatherman to tell me which way the wind blows...
take a
stand...
set free your bears...
google mr. brooks
(all right)
gonna take the title
and throw it in the trash
gonna change the ending
and turn it into cash.
PS: thanx mr. simon
(lookey that-we share a 1st name and initials)
PSS: P. S. i love you (john lennon)
PSSS: y tu misters king, irving & brooks
(sounds like a regal, legal & serene team)
you inspire me.
{not you, bobby z.- i love you
but
your brilliance intimidates}
P (how many now?) S:
there's a lone soldier on the cross, smoke pourin' out of a boxcar door
you didn't know it, you didn't think it could be done,
in the final end he won the wars
after losin' every battle.
(idiot wind)
or
don't need the weatherman to tell me which way the wind blows...
take a
stand...
set free your bears...
google mr. brooks
he sez
something stupid (frank and nancy)
then
something profound.
he sez
something funny
(acts the clown
then quotes a renowned.
he tells a story
maybe from the past
then a poem
then
maybe nothing
he is silent
(a repast)?
someone asked
"who is he, anyway"?
he
is you...
PS: come together (john lennon)
then
something profound.
he sez
something funny
(acts the clown
then quotes a renowned.
he tells a story
maybe from the past
then a poem
then
maybe nothing
he is silent
(a repast)?
someone asked
"who is he, anyway"?
he
is you...
PS: come together (john lennon)
johns hopkins
study
(trial)
reduced caloric intake
1200 calories (a day)
(lab rats)
perform at much higher levels
than their peers
at advanced ages...
human trials are underway
i'm a believer (neil diamond)
(trial)
reduced caloric intake
1200 calories (a day)
(lab rats)
perform at much higher levels
than their peers
at advanced ages...
human trials are underway
i'm a believer (neil diamond)
Saturday, August 20, 2011
as a writer
well,
as a poster
(impostor ?)
i am all over the fucking place
aren't i
PS: don't ask me why
(billy joel)
PSS: i think most times...
you are no vincent
you are more jackson pollack
throw it at the canvas
and see what sticks.
PSS: you are starting to speak in the 3rd person (rickey henderson)
stop it...
as a poster
(impostor ?)
i am all over the fucking place
aren't i
PS: don't ask me why
(billy joel)
PSS: i think most times...
you are no vincent
you are more jackson pollack
throw it at the canvas
and see what sticks.
PSS: you are starting to speak in the 3rd person (rickey henderson)
stop it...
national geographic
this month.
(every time i see the magazine i think of christmas and marge and bill.)
(( in florida over lunch i called him uncle war hero whom never wants to talk about it.))
i should have referenced margie. (my bad)
i thought should i say aunt 4-H? or aunt national geo for i believe the subscription was probably her idea.
(missed opportunities)
national geographic magazine.
horseshoe crabs have an enzyme in their blood that detects pathogens that could kill mankind.
who knew?
(and whose brilliant mind even set off in this kind of discourse?)
PS: mea culpa
for all the horse shoes we overturned in the ebb tide sands of short beach
spike down-belly-up
to bake to death under the sun.
(every time i see the magazine i think of christmas and marge and bill.)
(( in florida over lunch i called him uncle war hero whom never wants to talk about it.))
i should have referenced margie. (my bad)
i thought should i say aunt 4-H? or aunt national geo for i believe the subscription was probably her idea.
(missed opportunities)
national geographic magazine.
horseshoe crabs have an enzyme in their blood that detects pathogens that could kill mankind.
who knew?
(and whose brilliant mind even set off in this kind of discourse?)
PS: mea culpa
for all the horse shoes we overturned in the ebb tide sands of short beach
spike down-belly-up
to bake to death under the sun.
hurricane helen
was forced down my end tonight
(schedules)
(( i fight and debate at both jobs that they will work me within certain parameters))
i do not always get my way.
{ despite some co-workers belief in the contrary}
Another had to be cut-off at 9:00 p.m.
(he was "scheduled" to close)
NO OVERTIME!
the designated shift leader:
no no what am i gonna do!
you got 3 closers plus yourself and the svengali is here until 12
you gonna stay 'till 12? (d.s.l.)
i have been working since 8:00 a.m.-what do you want from me?
your scheduled until 12 (mgr.)
i will stay until 12- when rico gets back from vacation-we all need a pow-wow
hire another part-time cook. i'll train.
meanwhile- we need to have a discussion aboot' ms. hurricane
all night long you have been calling demands for extra things to a deaf woman.
(you are talking to me-but i aint working her mucking fess of a work station)
want me to start playing dumb?
PS: things will change
(and i will repeat)
i aint changing rooms no more...
at least not until an urn is interned
somewhere...
(schedules)
(( i fight and debate at both jobs that they will work me within certain parameters))
i do not always get my way.
{ despite some co-workers belief in the contrary}
Another had to be cut-off at 9:00 p.m.
(he was "scheduled" to close)
NO OVERTIME!
the designated shift leader:
no no what am i gonna do!
you got 3 closers plus yourself and the svengali is here until 12
you gonna stay 'till 12? (d.s.l.)
i have been working since 8:00 a.m.-what do you want from me?
your scheduled until 12 (mgr.)
i will stay until 12- when rico gets back from vacation-we all need a pow-wow
hire another part-time cook. i'll train.
meanwhile- we need to have a discussion aboot' ms. hurricane
all night long you have been calling demands for extra things to a deaf woman.
(you are talking to me-but i aint working her mucking fess of a work station)
want me to start playing dumb?
PS: things will change
(and i will repeat)
i aint changing rooms no more...
at least not until an urn is interned
somewhere...
FARM AID II
No. ( as in "on the road, again" running from the tax man willie nelson)
Yes. (as to a provision in the "economic recovery act")
Farmers who suffered damage because of the economic crisis could get relief
by filing a federal form.
a shrewd barrister , al spire, went over the law with a fine-tooth comb.
he deduced that "attempting" to farm was covered.
To date: $2.25 billion (yes, that's a B )
has been paid out.
how much went into the pockets of "attempted" farmers
is hard to evaluate.
one true farmer was brave enough to stand in front of the camera and say:
"farming is in our roots. our fore-fathers worked americas' land for others profit.
every african american is due $50,000 that should have been paid to our grandparents.
this generation is collecting our reparation."
Yes. (as to a provision in the "economic recovery act")
Farmers who suffered damage because of the economic crisis could get relief
by filing a federal form.
a shrewd barrister , al spire, went over the law with a fine-tooth comb.
he deduced that "attempting" to farm was covered.
To date: $2.25 billion (yes, that's a B )
has been paid out.
how much went into the pockets of "attempted" farmers
is hard to evaluate.
one true farmer was brave enough to stand in front of the camera and say:
"farming is in our roots. our fore-fathers worked americas' land for others profit.
every african american is due $50,000 that should have been paid to our grandparents.
this generation is collecting our reparation."
Friday, August 19, 2011
buffet said
"the rich should pay more"
(a yearling at work)
"i think the parrot heads agree"
PS: out of the mouths of babes in margaritaville
(a yearling at work)
"i think the parrot heads agree"
PS: out of the mouths of babes in margaritaville
pooh, pooh
i wanted to deliver colbert's take on the anderson cooper laugh out
(i laughed like a 13 year old girl-he said)
any one wonder aboot' his "orientation" now?
but
i kant install adobe flash player
nor interpret
cave carvings
greek
latin
nor
most of what
steve duecy sez...
(i laughed like a 13 year old girl-he said)
any one wonder aboot' his "orientation" now?
but
i kant install adobe flash player
nor interpret
cave carvings
greek
latin
nor
most of what
steve duecy sez...
blow hard
i was the executive in charge for a term
plus
(left as nixon)
((sounds like a novel
save the wave and the 'copter))
you have to take a stand and demand
it may cost you in the long term
as it pays dividends to others in the short term
((early bird gets the worm))
be firm
in your convictions
((in youth- be not afraid to say
i don't know, no comprende, it's beyond my experience))
yet
fret
less
about biting off more then you can chew
at any time (alanis)
we have big mouths and
bigger brains...
(a blow...)
back in a few moments
{ this silence is brought to you by no sponsors )....
i get by with a little help from my friends...
post-script
i finally broke free
and got my first
Ta-too
i wanted to hide it
(unlike others whom seem to scream
look at me)
so i got a Ta-too on my penis
(well-hidden nobody has seen it in years)
what of?
a bigger penis
of course...
PS: show off
plus
(left as nixon)
((sounds like a novel
save the wave and the 'copter))
you have to take a stand and demand
it may cost you in the long term
as it pays dividends to others in the short term
((early bird gets the worm))
be firm
in your convictions
((in youth- be not afraid to say
i don't know, no comprende, it's beyond my experience))
yet
fret
less
about biting off more then you can chew
at any time (alanis)
we have big mouths and
bigger brains...
(a blow...)
back in a few moments
{ this silence is brought to you by no sponsors )....
i get by with a little help from my friends...
post-script
i finally broke free
and got my first
Ta-too
i wanted to hide it
(unlike others whom seem to scream
look at me)
so i got a Ta-too on my penis
(well-hidden nobody has seen it in years)
what of?
a bigger penis
of course...
PS: show off
we got no place else to go
('cept gold or as mattress stuffing)
that's while we'll hold 10,800
or so
((anybody wanna buy H.P. (or should i say h.p.) or bank of america stock?
i think not
we lost $1.5 billion bailing and then selling chrysler...
(lee's rolling over)
And... to a french concern.
(or was it german? who can tell anymore)
((at least we can be sure they won't be building vehicles of mass destruction))
{i think the french invented soccer. who else would play a game that left their hands free
free to what? surrender?}
(curtis silwa)
i digress...
the bell is ringing
maria is singing
our 401 k's are burning
as
obama fiddles...
PS: nice bus
(made in canada)
PSS: we will never surrender
no matter the cost
(winnie the p.)
PSSS: and if your thinking "pooh"?
i just might,
take a shot at you...
got you
in my cross-hairs
(i mean: sight)
that's while we'll hold 10,800
or so
((anybody wanna buy H.P. (or should i say h.p.) or bank of america stock?
i think not
we lost $1.5 billion bailing and then selling chrysler...
(lee's rolling over)
And... to a french concern.
(or was it german? who can tell anymore)
((at least we can be sure they won't be building vehicles of mass destruction))
{i think the french invented soccer. who else would play a game that left their hands free
free to what? surrender?}
(curtis silwa)
i digress...
the bell is ringing
maria is singing
our 401 k's are burning
as
obama fiddles...
PS: nice bus
(made in canada)
PSS: we will never surrender
no matter the cost
(winnie the p.)
PSSS: and if your thinking "pooh"?
i just might,
take a shot at you...
got you
in my cross-hairs
(i mean: sight)
Thursday, August 18, 2011
51%
of american tax payer filers
(emphasis on filers)
paid no federal tax in 2010
PS: taxed enough already?
whom?
PS: do the math
this system is not self-supporting...
everyone needs to pay a share
(carry that weight)
(emphasis on filers)
paid no federal tax in 2010
PS: taxed enough already?
whom?
PS: do the math
this system is not self-supporting...
everyone needs to pay a share
(carry that weight)
meatloaf
(i always loved it cold with ketchup-on a sandwich-next day)
((kinda-like possum innards mr clampet ))
{ tho' after my catholic school daze-brown bag was kept in your desk drawer)
then, we had pbj's and tuna fish.
(tuna fish?)
today, child services would send investigators
anywho
back to no point...
meatloaf was on piers morgan tonight
i saw him once
at oneonta
part of the national lampoon traveling revue
(a 4 person team)
comedy in prose & song
PS: later, he was the only of the troupe chugging beers in the rathskellar
(ask ricky)
((kinda-like possum innards mr clampet ))
{ tho' after my catholic school daze-brown bag was kept in your desk drawer)
then, we had pbj's and tuna fish.
(tuna fish?)
today, child services would send investigators
anywho
back to no point...
meatloaf was on piers morgan tonight
i saw him once
at oneonta
part of the national lampoon traveling revue
(a 4 person team)
comedy in prose & song
PS: later, he was the only of the troupe chugging beers in the rathskellar
(ask ricky)
volume was low
friday's in august are usually slow.
maybe we've reached the low.
(or a new normal)
where's mark haines?
maybe we've reached the low.
(or a new normal)
where's mark haines?
dow is about to tank
we will be below 10,000
by fridays' bell
PS:it's four o'clock
where's your $
maria
by fridays' bell
PS:it's four o'clock
where's your $
maria
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
deep to left
back at the track at the wall we are tied
i don't believe what i just saw..
YES...
kick save and a beauty...
holy cow!...
Ps: fond soundtracks
i don't believe what i just saw..
YES...
kick save and a beauty...
holy cow!...
Ps: fond soundtracks
Dream On - Aerosmith
PS: 1/2 my life is in books written pages
lived and learned from fools and from sages
BRAVERY
palex 52258 @ G-mail.com
(608) 630-2233)
come talk to me (peter gabriel)
talk to me (joni mitchell)
PS: publisher's calls take precedent
(608) 630-2233)
come talk to me (peter gabriel)
talk to me (joni mitchell)
PS: publisher's calls take precedent
nobody's talkin to me
(mr nilsson)
ain't sharing a word they're thinking...
(only their echoes in my mind)
oh well
i'll put the lime in the coconut
and blog on...
ratzo rizzo
ain't sharing a word they're thinking...
(only their echoes in my mind)
oh well
i'll put the lime in the coconut
and blog on...
ratzo rizzo
i swear
some days
i have to check this blog
PS: i think i sleep post
(i already know that i sleep walk)
((better than most whom seem to walk aboot' in a daze))
and think "post" is a cereal
i have to check this blog
PS: i think i sleep post
(i already know that i sleep walk)
((better than most whom seem to walk aboot' in a daze))
and think "post" is a cereal
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
if you are here
on an expired visa
or green card
(or you walked across the border)
you should be collected and sent home.
or green card
(or you walked across the border)
you should be collected and sent home.
rasmussen poll
g.o.p. candidates
1. perry
2.romney
3. not sure
not sure?.
take a stand
get your head out the fucking sand
PS: #4?
bachmann
#5
dr. o.b.g.y.n.
1. perry
2.romney
3. not sure
not sure?.
take a stand
get your head out the fucking sand
PS: #4?
bachmann
#5
dr. o.b.g.y.n.
i was watching
the "idiot box"
when they reminded
elvis died this day.
(hence the prior posts)
then bachmann guffaws (again)
and i think
jesus christ almighty
i cannot make this shit up!
when they reminded
elvis died this day.
(hence the prior posts)
then bachmann guffaws (again)
and i think
jesus christ almighty
i cannot make this shit up!
elvis
has left the building...
PS: bachmann is soon to follow
"happy birthday"
tell me the one aboot' paul revere; again...
PS: bachmann is soon to follow
"happy birthday"
tell me the one aboot' paul revere; again...
Ain't Talkin' Lyrics
Ain't Talkin' Lyrics: "Bob Dylan Ain't Talkin' lyrics in the Modern Times Album. These Ain't Talkin' lyrics are performed by Bob Dylan Get the music video and song lyrics here. As I walked out tonight in the mystic garden The wounded flowers were dangling from the vine I was p"
PS: god i wish i could write like this...
PS: god i wish i could write like this...
TOP 5
(john cusack)
television programs
5. the twilight zone
4. south park
3. the colbert report
2. charlie rose
1. house
honorable mentions:
nypd blue
the mod squad
all in the family
all in the family
monty python's flying circus
as time goes by....
(keeping up appearances)
television programs
5. the twilight zone
4. south park
3. the colbert report
2. charlie rose
1. house
honorable mentions:
nypd blue
the mod squad
all in the family
all in the family
monty python's flying circus
as time goes by....
(keeping up appearances)
REFORM
the tax code
entitlements
food stamps
the military budget
&
unemployment compensation
or
have it your own
miserable way
entitlements
food stamps
the military budget
&
unemployment compensation
or
have it your own
miserable way
Monday, August 15, 2011
Dave Matthews Band - Ants Marching
PS: a response to an e-mail from my brother
keep moving forward, grasshopper
i tend
to dominate conversation
for it saves time
and prevents arguments
(oscar wilde)
PS: i suppose that is why few engage...
their loss
my gain
for it saves time
and prevents arguments
(oscar wilde)
PS: i suppose that is why few engage...
their loss
my gain
i often
blow a ...(in person)
i am a tea pot
here's my spout.
i say what i mean
i am literal
(( that's my stubborn nature))
we both need to
"work on it"
i am a tea pot
here's my spout.
i say what i mean
i am literal
(( that's my stubborn nature))
we both need to
"work on it"
Sunday, August 14, 2011
i rarely
expound. (in person)
ask what you mean
i am literal.
((that's my stubborn nature))
working on it...
(as are we all) mr. vonnegut
ask what you mean
i am literal.
((that's my stubborn nature))
working on it...
(as are we all) mr. vonnegut
customer service
one asked: "do you have a bathroom"
"yes"
another: "do you know what time it is"
"yes"
a 3rd: "do you work here?"
(i wear a logo uniform and a name tag)
"no"
PS: another :
"can i ask a question?"
"yes"
"where is the london broil on sale?"
"that's 2 questions"
"yes"
another: "do you know what time it is"
"yes"
a 3rd: "do you work here?"
(i wear a logo uniform and a name tag)
"no"
PS: another :
"can i ask a question?"
"yes"
"where is the london broil on sale?"
"that's 2 questions"
i paddled
to work today. (well, almost))
i pedaled in a down pour (much needed)
((yahweh finally cried again))
the flowers, grasses and trees are thankful...
(((not to mention the reservoirs)))
in the garden
wet with rain
no teacher
no guru
just you and i in nature...
(van morrison)
be thankful
i pedaled in a down pour (much needed)
((yahweh finally cried again))
the flowers, grasses and trees are thankful...
(((not to mention the reservoirs)))
in the garden
wet with rain
no teacher
no guru
just you and i in nature...
(van morrison)
be thankful
you have a visitor
a union honcho (guido)
he tried to announce his entrance in grand fashion!
but the boom box was a bit too loud and i ignored.
"sonny" "can you turn that down for a moment"
"sonny was my Popa's name" "what do you want?"
your e-mail address and your cell phone #
(over my dead body, jimmy hoffa)
"i don't have a computer"
((liar, liar, pants on fire))
"and my cell is at home and i do not even know my own number"
((true story))
"what if we need to mobilize quickly?"
((what do you mean "we", kemosabe?))
"i am sure that i will hear it thru the grapevine" ((marvin gaye))
he tried to announce his entrance in grand fashion!
but the boom box was a bit too loud and i ignored.
"sonny" "can you turn that down for a moment"
"sonny was my Popa's name" "what do you want?"
your e-mail address and your cell phone #
(over my dead body, jimmy hoffa)
"i don't have a computer"
((liar, liar, pants on fire))
"and my cell is at home and i do not even know my own number"
((true story))
"what if we need to mobilize quickly?"
((what do you mean "we", kemosabe?))
"i am sure that i will hear it thru the grapevine" ((marvin gaye))
Altruistic
adj. regardful of others
(opposed to egoistic)
self-preservation is hard-wired in our d.n.a.
anyone who self-identifies as being altruistic is a self-serving egotist
the key is :
how do i feed my ego
yet
have regard to the well-being of others
(opposed to egoistic)
self-preservation is hard-wired in our d.n.a.
anyone who self-identifies as being altruistic is a self-serving egotist
the key is :
how do i feed my ego
yet
have regard to the well-being of others
perry v. bachmann
my god is bigger than your god
oh, this advances the country
PS:
as zealots and darwinists
argue...
we all devolve
(a paraphrase and i promise that i will try (not) to quote myself again)
oh, this advances the country
PS:
as zealots and darwinists
argue...
we all devolve
(a paraphrase and i promise that i will try (not) to quote myself again)
BOY OH
Danny boy
was i wrong
(thankfully)
boehner did not cave and appointed no "tea party activists"
bravo
((here's a tissue))
man-turtle mcconnel?
1 of 3
milquetoast reid
blue-dog democrats
ditto
((here's some personality))
pelosi?
hello
the meter is running....
PS: at the tune of $833 per minute on interest on the debt to china, alone.
PSS: pundits claim reid believes compromise is possible...
(therefore; no schumer)
PSSS: so far, 9 white people.
8 with a twig and berries...
was i wrong
(thankfully)
boehner did not cave and appointed no "tea party activists"
bravo
((here's a tissue))
man-turtle mcconnel?
1 of 3
milquetoast reid
blue-dog democrats
ditto
((here's some personality))
pelosi?
hello
the meter is running....
PS: at the tune of $833 per minute on interest on the debt to china, alone.
PSS: pundits claim reid believes compromise is possible...
(therefore; no schumer)
PSSS: so far, 9 white people.
8 with a twig and berries...
i still laugh
everyday (dave matthews)
when i google pabloshouse
p
pandora?
pa
picasso?
neruda
escobar, sandoval, (kung fu panda?)
pablo francisco?
schreiber ...
PS: no no
just little ole' me
with my eyes bugging out....
PSS: did you know?
among all our body parts
the eye size remains basically the same from birth....
when i google pabloshouse
p
pandora?
pa
picasso?
neruda
escobar, sandoval, (kung fu panda?)
pablo francisco?
schreiber ...
PS: no no
just little ole' me
with my eyes bugging out....
PSS: did you know?
among all our body parts
the eye size remains basically the same from birth....
IF
you do not get my references
good.
(for instance: under a pomegranate tree)
((did you see harry reid's short speech on the senate floor just before the debt ceiling vote?))
{for shame}
If you get my references
better.
{for writing}
is useless
save
for the reader.
PS: born first as a reader
delight in story
&
follow the leader
born, again
weighted lighter
find your passion
&
become the writer
(the gospel according to...)
PSS: just another moment of zen....
good.
(for instance: under a pomegranate tree)
((did you see harry reid's short speech on the senate floor just before the debt ceiling vote?))
{for shame}
If you get my references
better.
{for writing}
is useless
save
for the reader.
PS: born first as a reader
delight in story
&
follow the leader
born, again
weighted lighter
find your passion
&
become the writer
(the gospel according to...)
PSS: just another moment of zen....
straw poll II
bachmann wins
and
ron paul
finishes 2nd?
what an oxymoron.
((my favorite team is the yankees, my 2nd favorite team are the red sox))
what the #*@**#+#....
that's all we need to know aboot' iowan straw pollers...
now it's on to new hampshire
(and let's win there)
PS: not you pawlenty
you're fried rice
and
ron paul
finishes 2nd?
what an oxymoron.
((my favorite team is the yankees, my 2nd favorite team are the red sox))
what the #*@**#+#....
that's all we need to know aboot' iowan straw pollers...
now it's on to new hampshire
(and let's win there)
PS: not you pawlenty
you're fried rice
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Utopia Life Goes On (HQ)
PS: todd does his best beatles impersonation
( a view of "eleanor rigby")
with a man in the title role
Friday, August 12, 2011
here comes perry
whose gonna be his running mate
yahweh?
PS: things should start to get interesting... right about now (mr. zimmerman)
romney, huntsmen, perry, newt and bachmann
on the same stage
how's murdoch gonna paint the differation? (sic)
yahweh?
PS: things should start to get interesting... right about now (mr. zimmerman)
romney, huntsmen, perry, newt and bachmann
on the same stage
how's murdoch gonna paint the differation? (sic)
Thursday, August 11, 2011
FROM THE "NOSEBLEED SECTION"
You would like to think we elected people whom might deal with these things
but, no
many of them are sitting in the luxury box.
PS: or under a pomegranate tree.
but, no
many of them are sitting in the luxury box.
PS: or under a pomegranate tree.
i'll weigh in
(140 wringing wet)
now to another love
football
the giants and jerry reese are being beaten-up by the new york press
and the ink has not yet dried
on the new c.b.a.
behind the curve they are
(the mara's AND the tisch's?)
o'hara and seubert are too old by n.f.l. standards (esp. in a salary capped world)
smith will not be on the field for 2 months (or more)
kevin boss? you would think we have lost bavaro or bob tucker if you listen to these talking heads.
our $'s on offense:
eli
bradshaw and jacobs
nicks
snee
on D.
tuck, osi, canty, kiwanuka, phillips, ross, webster, jean-pierre paul
(too bad prince got hurt)
defense wins super bowls.
a managed offense (lessen the miscues)
good special teams
ball-hawking
Q.B. sacking defense
Brilliant!
the giants have more heavily invested in the defensive side of their football team
(save-as most others- their quarterback)
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
now to another love
football
the giants and jerry reese are being beaten-up by the new york press
and the ink has not yet dried
on the new c.b.a.
behind the curve they are
(the mara's AND the tisch's?)
o'hara and seubert are too old by n.f.l. standards (esp. in a salary capped world)
smith will not be on the field for 2 months (or more)
kevin boss? you would think we have lost bavaro or bob tucker if you listen to these talking heads.
our $'s on offense:
eli
bradshaw and jacobs
nicks
snee
on D.
tuck, osi, canty, kiwanuka, phillips, ross, webster, jean-pierre paul
(too bad prince got hurt)
defense wins super bowls.
a managed offense (lessen the miscues)
good special teams
ball-hawking
Q.B. sacking defense
Brilliant!
the giants have more heavily invested in the defensive side of their football team
(save-as most others- their quarterback)
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
BEST WAY TO SAVE A BUCK
is a penny at a time.
unless my brother
you can spare a dime...
the old testament sez to give away 10 %
translations
put away 10 %
and give away
wherever your heart leads...
unless my brother
you can spare a dime...
the old testament sez to give away 10 %
translations
put away 10 %
and give away
wherever your heart leads...
i dunno
if i was in charge of music at cnbc- as we go to commercial
should i play:
on the rebound
ride my see-saw
don't worry (be happy)
or
silver and gold ?
should i play:
on the rebound
ride my see-saw
don't worry (be happy)
or
silver and gold ?
CRAFT YOUR WORK
WORK YOUR CRAFT.
derek jeter didn't get 3000 hits by not getting into the batting cage everyday.
mozart had to be dragged away from his piano
edison failed 99 times to invent a light bulb that soon will be legal only in texas
einstein worked in the very office that obama wants to reform
da vinci often wrote in code
nostradamus wrote in quatrains
galileo was imprisoned by the catholic church
darwin thought he had documented new bird species...
no said the scientific establishment
these are all finches...
(ay, theres the rub)
truth 1st revealed is ridiculed
later it is debated
later, still
it is realized as self-evident
PS: my moment of zen...
derek jeter didn't get 3000 hits by not getting into the batting cage everyday.
mozart had to be dragged away from his piano
edison failed 99 times to invent a light bulb that soon will be legal only in texas
einstein worked in the very office that obama wants to reform
da vinci often wrote in code
nostradamus wrote in quatrains
galileo was imprisoned by the catholic church
darwin thought he had documented new bird species...
no said the scientific establishment
these are all finches...
(ay, theres the rub)
truth 1st revealed is ridiculed
later it is debated
later, still
it is realized as self-evident
PS: my moment of zen...
AN ANALOGY
Let's pretend that the home team at baseball games had to pay the umpires.
(pay-outs occur after each inning). would it not become soon apparent that favorable calls
towards the home team would benefit the umpires?
the home team are the investment banks.
the umpires are the rating agencys
(and you and i sit and watch from the grandstands)
standard & poors issued AAA ratings to the very credit default swaps that put us between this rock
and a hard place.
(pay-outs occur after each inning). would it not become soon apparent that favorable calls
towards the home team would benefit the umpires?
the home team are the investment banks.
the umpires are the rating agencys
(and you and i sit and watch from the grandstands)
standard & poors issued AAA ratings to the very credit default swaps that put us between this rock
and a hard place.
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
pre-season
(michael kay)
JoSoMo
(joba, soriano, mariano )
hey michael
take some r & r
(robertson and rivera)
JoSoMo
(joba, soriano, mariano )
hey michael
take some r & r
(robertson and rivera)
i feel
like a
hamster on a wheel...
(where's the "super committee" zeal?)
((no more spiel))
balance the keel
"one small step" neil
seal the deal
we need to heal
{{ i wanna clap like a seal}}
and pray thanx for our next meal
{now prone,
head to heel
dreams in teal (and of jennifer beale)....
alarm clock ssqueeeaLLLs !!!
back to the real
hamster on a wheel...
hamster on a wheel...
(where's the "super committee" zeal?)
((no more spiel))
balance the keel
"one small step" neil
seal the deal
we need to heal
{{ i wanna clap like a seal}}
and pray thanx for our next meal
{now prone,
head to heel
dreams in teal (and of jennifer beale)....
alarm clock ssqueeeaLLLs !!!
back to the real
hamster on a wheel...
Monday, August 8, 2011
Batter up
i am standing here in the sandbox
knob in my hand
anybody ready to kick...
anyone?
no no
they are all on recess...
knob in my hand
anybody ready to kick...
anyone?
no no
they are all on recess...
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
(a letter to the corinthians)
Saul
o'neill
simon (song-smith)
simon (bow tie)
mccartney
volcker
lynde
PS: ron
PSS: means
Brave
Saul
o'neill
simon (song-smith)
simon (bow tie)
mccartney
volcker
lynde
PS: ron
PSS: means
Brave
we were only freshmen
(verve pipe)
i spent my freshman year of college in "podunc".
the mayor had been in an argument with the city council
long before i 1st entered the registrars' office at the school.
as i was signing up for class,
he wanted a park in the middle of a depressed inner city and
the legislators wanted an "enterprise zone".
i had been counseled " take as many courses in your major as quickly as possible"
the cores are easy- you can back-fill anytime.
i got 3 of 5 for my 1st semester.
one was something called "advertising 341"
7th class
professor enters and says "someone in this room-i am told by the registrar- isn't supposed to be here-see me after class"
i asked the girl in front of me
"what does he mean by that"
"some one in this class didn't take advertising 241"
"i haven't even taken 141" "they were all closed"
"you better see him after class"
i packed up slowly after class. (i wanted no witness)
"i believe i am the student of whom you spoke"
"you?" " i will speak to the dept. head. he can waive the prerequisites-you are not leaving this room"
Later, that year, i went and sat in that inner city park where every day at high noon
(instead of the towered clock in the center of the park chiming)
frank sinatra sings my way...
PS: written by?...
paul anka
PSS: mcdermott
mr mcdermott
(took a day for the synapses in my brain file to fire...
i don't know anyone getting younger
i spent my freshman year of college in "podunc".
the mayor had been in an argument with the city council
long before i 1st entered the registrars' office at the school.
as i was signing up for class,
he wanted a park in the middle of a depressed inner city and
the legislators wanted an "enterprise zone".
i had been counseled " take as many courses in your major as quickly as possible"
the cores are easy- you can back-fill anytime.
i got 3 of 5 for my 1st semester.
one was something called "advertising 341"
7th class
professor enters and says "someone in this room-i am told by the registrar- isn't supposed to be here-see me after class"
i asked the girl in front of me
"what does he mean by that"
"some one in this class didn't take advertising 241"
"i haven't even taken 141" "they were all closed"
"you better see him after class"
i packed up slowly after class. (i wanted no witness)
"i believe i am the student of whom you spoke"
"you?" " i will speak to the dept. head. he can waive the prerequisites-you are not leaving this room"
Later, that year, i went and sat in that inner city park where every day at high noon
(instead of the towered clock in the center of the park chiming)
frank sinatra sings my way...
PS: written by?...
paul anka
PSS: mcdermott
mr mcdermott
(took a day for the synapses in my brain file to fire...
i don't know anyone getting younger
Sunday, August 7, 2011
monkey business
sorry.
aboot' the bananas
79 cents @ lb. (currently)
hey ben-print more $'s and how about Q.E. III?
the chinese:
"we reed international currency"
(yeah, right)
the euro was the test
now we have pigs.
P. I. G. S.
(an acronym)
portugal
ireland (italy)
greece
spain
pigs.
PS: let us not turn this into apigs
as in "a" for....
aboot' the bananas
79 cents @ lb. (currently)
hey ben-print more $'s and how about Q.E. III?
the chinese:
"we reed international currency"
(yeah, right)
the euro was the test
now we have pigs.
P. I. G. S.
(an acronym)
portugal
ireland (italy)
greece
spain
pigs.
PS: let us not turn this into apigs
as in "a" for....
go figure
a banana is grown in brazil by a farmer who pays a picker
and a trucking company to transport to america
they arrive at a warehouse
where
a company pays for the transport
to the market
where a compensated produce head has ordered
for an underling to merchandise
so the customer can buy
for 66 cents @ lb.
PS: and everyone along the chain got enriched
and a trucking company to transport to america
they arrive at a warehouse
where
a company pays for the transport
to the market
where a compensated produce head has ordered
for an underling to merchandise
so the customer can buy
for 66 cents @ lb.
PS: and everyone along the chain got enriched
Saturday, August 6, 2011
i remember...
(memories in bits and pieces...)
1 time
margaret stevens came out fishing with us...
lake montauk for flounder.
another time, grandpa came
(i don't think he enjoyed, much)
and then another time
(i will never forget)
dad came with us
we went to start up again,
a return to trolling
and the rip-cord to the outboard
ripped out in his hand
we went trolling all right
(we were heading out to sea with the tide..)
we got WAY out there
(farther from home-shore than when Popa used to dig "chowder clams"
(nana's fritters-sometimes i can smell them cooking...) ((i mean frying)) {alliteration}
Popa finally took the helmet off the engine
gerryrigged the broken chord
and after a few futile attempts- started the engine!
whew
((maybe next year we should attend school on the jewish holidays))
{ha ha}
we went back in
got a new engine
(after consternation to the chief)
and headed back out...
PS: get back on that horse...
1 time
margaret stevens came out fishing with us...
lake montauk for flounder.
another time, grandpa came
(i don't think he enjoyed, much)
and then another time
(i will never forget)
dad came with us
we went to start up again,
a return to trolling
and the rip-cord to the outboard
ripped out in his hand
we went trolling all right
(we were heading out to sea with the tide..)
we got WAY out there
(farther from home-shore than when Popa used to dig "chowder clams"
(nana's fritters-sometimes i can smell them cooking...) ((i mean frying)) {alliteration}
Popa finally took the helmet off the engine
gerryrigged the broken chord
and after a few futile attempts- started the engine!
whew
((maybe next year we should attend school on the jewish holidays))
{ha ha}
we went back in
got a new engine
(after consternation to the chief)
and headed back out...
PS: get back on that horse...
TARP
& the ensuing "economic recovery package"
for all the expenditure of a bill no one read until after ratification
we could have written an $80,000 check to every taxpayer
(instead of puerto rican rum makers and indian bow and arrow providers)
1/3 would have "banked" it
thus capitalizing the financial industry
another 3rd would have banked 1/2 and spent
thus helping both the institution and the economy
the other 1/3 would have just spent
PS: win, win, win
but don't ask me
(with a grin on my chin-i'm certain to win) ((peter gabriel))
i'm no economist
mr. krugman
for all the expenditure of a bill no one read until after ratification
we could have written an $80,000 check to every taxpayer
(instead of puerto rican rum makers and indian bow and arrow providers)
1/3 would have "banked" it
thus capitalizing the financial industry
another 3rd would have banked 1/2 and spent
thus helping both the institution and the economy
the other 1/3 would have just spent
PS: win, win, win
but don't ask me
(with a grin on my chin-i'm certain to win) ((peter gabriel))
i'm no economist
mr. krugman
CONUNDRUM
we have a 1 man seafood department.
he recently transfered in.
2 weeks ago the store manager discovers a couple of hundred $'s of expired product on his shelf.
suspended - go home.
next day
i pull the expireds-the case is now relatively-empty
to dept head union brother:
"we can't let sales disappear because 1 of us fucked up"
where would be our integrity?
"we got to do something, anything" (todd rundgren)
"you got an hour?"
yeah.
he gets reinstated 4 days later. yo, bro
"i covered your case in the meantime, you got outdated crap in your frig too"
"scan it off-and pitch it-comprende, amigo"
he did.
4th day back after suspension
he is pulling the case of out-dates
manager checks
"why are you pulling these, they still have 24 hours"
"i am going to bump them another day"
go home.
now he has been demoted to the deli in a nearby store
and the schedule gets posted (no conversation)
and i am doing seafood & meat until?
PS: no one seems to know...
(or care)
PSS: at the public house:
gentlemen, i need some relief...
no problem, what's your concerns?..
he recently transfered in.
2 weeks ago the store manager discovers a couple of hundred $'s of expired product on his shelf.
suspended - go home.
next day
i pull the expireds-the case is now relatively-empty
to dept head union brother:
"we can't let sales disappear because 1 of us fucked up"
where would be our integrity?
"we got to do something, anything" (todd rundgren)
"you got an hour?"
yeah.
he gets reinstated 4 days later. yo, bro
"i covered your case in the meantime, you got outdated crap in your frig too"
"scan it off-and pitch it-comprende, amigo"
he did.
4th day back after suspension
he is pulling the case of out-dates
manager checks
"why are you pulling these, they still have 24 hours"
"i am going to bump them another day"
go home.
now he has been demoted to the deli in a nearby store
and the schedule gets posted (no conversation)
and i am doing seafood & meat until?
PS: no one seems to know...
(or care)
PSS: at the public house:
gentlemen, i need some relief...
no problem, what's your concerns?..
THERE ARE :
Too Many People
(sir paul)
in this country with their head in the sand.
PS: ozzie the ostrich
(sir paul)
in this country with their head in the sand.
PS: ozzie the ostrich
remember?
(rerem rember)
the tv funhouse animated segment from saturday night live
years ago?
the super heroes
the ambiguously gay duo
ace and gary?
the voice of ace?
stephen colbert
the tv funhouse animated segment from saturday night live
years ago?
the super heroes
the ambiguously gay duo
ace and gary?
the voice of ace?
stephen colbert
GOLF
(d'ya know why it's called "golf"?)
all the other 4 letter words were already taken.
i played in a league 1 year with my brother.
( i sucked the place up)
late in season-scoring our cards after another poor performance
a couple introduced and said we play you next week.
"what is your handicap?"
(without an eye blink)
"my brother"
(ha ha)
years later we played 9 with his wife and son.
1st tee. i hit an iron dead center of green. 3-4 feet from cup.
my nephew,
"you got a shot at a birdie"
my young friend,
"you have not seen your uncle putt"
PS: yipes
(i got a 4)
true story...
all the other 4 letter words were already taken.
i played in a league 1 year with my brother.
( i sucked the place up)
late in season-scoring our cards after another poor performance
a couple introduced and said we play you next week.
"what is your handicap?"
(without an eye blink)
"my brother"
(ha ha)
years later we played 9 with his wife and son.
1st tee. i hit an iron dead center of green. 3-4 feet from cup.
my nephew,
"you got a shot at a birdie"
my young friend,
"you have not seen your uncle putt"
PS: yipes
(i got a 4)
true story...
what's wrong with this picture?
(dorian)
i recently finished a stretch of 19 of 20 days worked
including 13 in a row.
this week i worked 62 hours.
next week i am scheduled
64.
cnbc tells me that more than 9% of us are out of work as i work a job and a half.
PS: any body want half a job?
i recently finished a stretch of 19 of 20 days worked
including 13 in a row.
this week i worked 62 hours.
next week i am scheduled
64.
cnbc tells me that more than 9% of us are out of work as i work a job and a half.
PS: any body want half a job?
Friday, August 5, 2011
etc.
how aboot'
rand paul from the right
schumer from the left
from the house?
i'm still a pondering...
steny hoyer?
pelosi herself? (a la dick-dick with the bad heart tick)
PS: damn all the talent is on the gop side.
PSS: and where's the Hebe or the spic?
wowie zowie (mr. zappa)
rand paul from the right
schumer from the left
from the house?
i'm still a pondering...
steny hoyer?
pelosi herself? (a la dick-dick with the bad heart tick)
PS: damn all the talent is on the gop side.
PSS: and where's the Hebe or the spic?
wowie zowie (mr. zappa)
a ps cont'd
"do you watch house?"
he is our house. omar is foreman, chase keeps changing yet remains the same
i'm cameron
to him
your 13
over the course of the next 30 days
he might assign a name to your face
if he does
your days are #'d.
he is our house. omar is foreman, chase keeps changing yet remains the same
i'm cameron
to him
your 13
over the course of the next 30 days
he might assign a name to your face
if he does
your days are #'d.
17 times
was the debt ceiling increased under ronald reagan
(alone)
much ado aboot'....
everything
do not continue to kick the can...
triggers?
PS: super congress
you are in the cross-hairs...
PSS: let's guess (shine)
ryan, kantor, jordan
franks, etc. etc.
kyl, demint and a gop to be named later...
durbin, conrad etc
( i'll come up with some etc's before they are named)
PSSS: wiener cosponsored 91 bills in the house
zero passed
i am ever becoming convinced that politicians cannot solve problems
(alone)
much ado aboot'....
everything
do not continue to kick the can...
triggers?
PS: super congress
you are in the cross-hairs...
PSS: let's guess (shine)
ryan, kantor, jordan
franks, etc. etc.
kyl, demint and a gop to be named later...
durbin, conrad etc
( i'll come up with some etc's before they are named)
PSSS: wiener cosponsored 91 bills in the house
zero passed
i am ever becoming convinced that politicians cannot solve problems
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
the gang of 12
(we have multiplied by 2)
each leader in the 2 houses pick 3
(reminds of the baseball playground)
batter up!....
each leader in the 2 houses pick 3
(reminds of the baseball playground)
batter up!....
wild thing
whatever happened to the
everet dirksens
of this country?
PS: the flip side was r.f.k.
i'll bet you can find it in Dadoo's 45rpm record library
everet dirksens
of this country?
PS: the flip side was r.f.k.
i'll bet you can find it in Dadoo's 45rpm record library
Monday, August 1, 2011
monday morning quarterbacks
the vote in the house of representatives is hours away.
the "buzz" sez
the senate will approve.
"2/3rds-i'll take that" (paul ryan)
thanx to boehner, mcconnel, kantor
milquetoast reid (not u pelosi)
biden
we would not have this on our table.
"bless us oh lord for these thy gifts..."
please oh please lord may the house vote
YES!
PS: if we do this correctly
it will serve as the 2nd "emancipation"
(ok ladies-the 3rd)
and 20 years from now (hopeful forward wishful thinking)
our lincoln like president
(currently vilified)
will be seen as ....?
the "buzz" sez
the senate will approve.
"2/3rds-i'll take that" (paul ryan)
thanx to boehner, mcconnel, kantor
milquetoast reid (not u pelosi)
biden
we would not have this on our table.
"bless us oh lord for these thy gifts..."
please oh please lord may the house vote
YES!
PS: if we do this correctly
it will serve as the 2nd "emancipation"
(ok ladies-the 3rd)
and 20 years from now (hopeful forward wishful thinking)
our lincoln like president
(currently vilified)
will be seen as ....?
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