Saturday, December 31, 2011
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Got home just in time to ring in with Coldplay
live
wliw 21
PS: the year is already off to a good start...
(yeah, caught lady gaga and dick clark too. (sad)
to each his own...
here on
one
one
two
zero
one two.
PS: not accounting for the 13 million previous since
The Big Bang!
live
wliw 21
PS: the year is already off to a good start...
(yeah, caught lady gaga and dick clark too. (sad)
to each his own...
here on
one
one
two
zero
one two.
PS: not accounting for the 13 million previous since
The Big Bang!
Friday, December 30, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
LOOK
if sending a picture through this series of wires and pipes makes you feel threatened by "big brother"
send an old time one- you know eastman-kodak thru the u.s. mail
(i've lost my younger readers-
once upon a time we had a machine with a shutter that controlled time & light.
you could aim it at someone and take their picture. ((after paying someone to develop it))
((you know- eastman-kodak))
you could expect the government to deliver it for 14 cents.
people whom became good at it were called "shutterbugs""
{we are all bugs in amber (kurt vonnegut)
PS: i believed until i was aboot 13 that the only way the machine worked properly
was to point it at your subjects and say " say provolone"
my mom always laughed
yet, in her pictures
all the heads were cut off...
send an old time one- you know eastman-kodak thru the u.s. mail
(i've lost my younger readers-
once upon a time we had a machine with a shutter that controlled time & light.
you could aim it at someone and take their picture. ((after paying someone to develop it))
((you know- eastman-kodak))
you could expect the government to deliver it for 14 cents.
people whom became good at it were called "shutterbugs""
{we are all bugs in amber (kurt vonnegut)
PS: i believed until i was aboot 13 that the only way the machine worked properly
was to point it at your subjects and say " say provolone"
my mom always laughed
yet, in her pictures
all the heads were cut off...
A DAY IN THE LIFE
Let me tell you how i spent the last two days...
(a zookeeper among the upright walking uncaged)
Yawn...
{coming soon to a blog near you)
sweet dreams
(a zookeeper among the upright walking uncaged)
Yawn...
{coming soon to a blog near you)
sweet dreams
DAMN
Today,
i cut myself
burned myself
&
broke a nail.
The triple crown
of manual labor.
PS: i wonder how the less fortunate spent their day.
i cut myself
burned myself
&
broke a nail.
The triple crown
of manual labor.
PS: i wonder how the less fortunate spent their day.
Monday, December 26, 2011
CONCERNING
That picture never taken-never sent
You. (You know who you are)
in your N.Y. winter caps
:(
one is a jet fan the otro an eagles...
gimme a break (forghettaboutit)
PS: have it your own miserable...
PSS: i'd wave the puerto rican flag for you!
{think of it as the primarys
your candidate lost
let's rally behind the "home" team; amigos}
You. (You know who you are)
in your N.Y. winter caps
:(
one is a jet fan the otro an eagles...
gimme a break (forghettaboutit)
PS: have it your own miserable...
PSS: i'd wave the puerto rican flag for you!
{think of it as the primarys
your candidate lost
let's rally behind the "home" team; amigos}
Sunday, December 25, 2011
i decided to celebrate the day
by cooking a special meal.
APPETIZER:
Baked stuffed scallops
(store bought 9 for $3.49)
squeeze of fresh lemon
(succulent)
foreplay...
ENTREE:
Shepherds pie
(a variation)
sweat shallots, celery, carrots, turnips and onion (small dice)
remove from heat.
brown 1 pound ground lamb
mix half the aromatics with 1/2 the lamb in a casserole dish
(save the other half-we will make another meal manana-maybe pasta?)
smother with bernaise sauce
(store bought packet-cheap and idiot proof)
pipe whipped potatoes over the top
covering all
(don't have a piping bag? simply spoon- scoop potatoes over all)
place in oven until duchess potatoes are golden brown
serve piping hot
with garlic toast points
yumm
PS: better than sex
i think i'll finish with a bailey's
and dreams of sugarplums dancing....
(i am a man- when i'm done i rollover and sleep)
APPETIZER:
Baked stuffed scallops
(store bought 9 for $3.49)
squeeze of fresh lemon
(succulent)
foreplay...
ENTREE:
Shepherds pie
(a variation)
sweat shallots, celery, carrots, turnips and onion (small dice)
remove from heat.
brown 1 pound ground lamb
mix half the aromatics with 1/2 the lamb in a casserole dish
(save the other half-we will make another meal manana-maybe pasta?)
smother with bernaise sauce
(store bought packet-cheap and idiot proof)
pipe whipped potatoes over the top
covering all
(don't have a piping bag? simply spoon- scoop potatoes over all)
place in oven until duchess potatoes are golden brown
serve piping hot
with garlic toast points
yumm
PS: better than sex
i think i'll finish with a bailey's
and dreams of sugarplums dancing....
(i am a man- when i'm done i rollover and sleep)
CHRISTMAS 2011
who knew?
after all these years
we would all still be here together...
(SOME HAVE LEFT US)
(AND OTHERS HAVE JOINED)
a family intact ...
how great is that?
much love to all
(pabloshouse)
after all these years
we would all still be here together...
(SOME HAVE LEFT US)
(AND OTHERS HAVE JOINED)
a family intact ...
how great is that?
much love to all
(pabloshouse)
Saturday, December 24, 2011
99 YARDS
Alexander julian
i told you
"come schmooze with victor cruz"
PS: 1/2 black and half puerto rican
(he sez)
go giants, go giants, go giants...
i told you
"come schmooze with victor cruz"
PS: 1/2 black and half puerto rican
(he sez)
go giants, go giants, go giants...
TODAY
is my favorite day
of each and every year.
ANTICIPATION...
PS: combined with love
it's the engine of our lives...
{forever young}
of each and every year.
ANTICIPATION...
PS: combined with love
it's the engine of our lives...
{forever young}
SOMEONE ASKED
How do you want to be remembered?
my first thought?
(look, sonny i ain't THAT old, yet")
{upon further review}
he came
he saw
he was not
conquered
PS: i am the bastard child
of
erma bombeck
&
oscar wilde
;-}
my first thought?
(look, sonny i ain't THAT old, yet")
{upon further review}
he came
he saw
he was not
conquered
PS: i am the bastard child
of
erma bombeck
&
oscar wilde
;-}
Friday, December 23, 2011
i'm a junkie
i have to admit. i will stand here before junkies anonymous and shout it out...
i am a junkie!
(ahem)
I AM A JUNKIE!
last night (travelling wilburys)- rangers v. icelanders
tonight
rangers v. flyers
(jagr returns)
manana
giants - jets
(many marbles at stake)
sunday
knicks-celtics
monday
rangers-icelanders
i repeat
i am a junkie
{new york style}
PS: feels like a Christmas fix
i am a junkie!
(ahem)
I AM A JUNKIE!
last night (travelling wilburys)- rangers v. icelanders
tonight
rangers v. flyers
(jagr returns)
manana
giants - jets
(many marbles at stake)
sunday
knicks-celtics
monday
rangers-icelanders
i repeat
i am a junkie
{new york style}
PS: feels like a Christmas fix
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING
The plane is too heavy. we are going to crash unless we get people to jump-right now.
(parachutes are available as always) in 1st class
to be fair- let's go in alphabetical order
all african-americans move to the door
flight attendant:
you sir, why are you not moving?
"i'm aint no african american-i'm a nigger"
all irishmen-your next
you sir-get up
"i'm not an irishman-i'm a mick"
italians, next in line
sir?
"i am a wop"
all latinos-deplane now
you sir, why do you still sit
"siesta-anyway senorita- i am a spic"
PS:the moment of truth
(parachutes are available as always) in 1st class
to be fair- let's go in alphabetical order
all african-americans move to the door
flight attendant:
you sir, why are you not moving?
"i'm aint no african american-i'm a nigger"
all irishmen-your next
you sir-get up
"i'm not an irishman-i'm a mick"
italians, next in line
sir?
"i am a wop"
all latinos-deplane now
you sir, why do you still sit
"siesta-anyway senorita- i am a spic"
PS:the moment of truth
Monday, December 19, 2011
JUST SITTIN' HERE
in my #49
working House's ball...
Life is Good
:)
PS: Contemplate your belly button ...
working House's ball...
Life is Good
:)
PS: Contemplate your belly button ...
PERSEPOLIS
ever seen?
an animated feature from an iranian woman
circa
fall of the shah
and the fallout...
a history lesson
must see
playing on starz
(or a net flix by you)
an animated feature from an iranian woman
circa
fall of the shah
and the fallout...
a history lesson
must see
playing on starz
(or a net flix by you)
Sunday, December 18, 2011
i just ate
a camel, a wreath
a christmas tree and a butterball
reminds me
of
8 east hill drive
andrew 5
0507
PS: gifts from heaven
thanx DARMA
who got to lick the spoon?
:)
a christmas tree and a butterball
reminds me
of
8 east hill drive
andrew 5
0507
PS: gifts from heaven
thanx DARMA
who got to lick the spoon?
:)
TO MY EMPLOYERS
i am here when you need me
(otherwise)
when you think you want me
i am often otherwise engaged...
(otherwise)
when you think you want me
i am often otherwise engaged...
i am starting a petition
change their name
to
the new jersey
J.E.T.S.
PS: do you realize?
if the jets beat the giants
&
the giants beat the cowboys
the eagles could make the playoffs
PS: A.J.-wipe off that smirk...
to
the new jersey
J.E.T.S.
PS: do you realize?
if the jets beat the giants
&
the giants beat the cowboys
the eagles could make the playoffs
PS: A.J.-wipe off that smirk...
i am lettered in b.s.
no, really
i have a B.S. Degree in Education
from an accredited University
((ask bob french))
i am working on my next degree
an honorary B.S.
B.S. as in...
PS: maybe from Freedonia U.
(is there such a place?)
((probably, on-line))
{say the magic word and win $50....}
i have a B.S. Degree in Education
from an accredited University
((ask bob french))
i am working on my next degree
an honorary B.S.
B.S. as in...
PS: maybe from Freedonia U.
(is there such a place?)
((probably, on-line))
{say the magic word and win $50....}
MY MOM CALLED
On the phone.
we all seem to communicate electronically these days.
(ever-texting-tweeting-e-mails)etc. etc...
Funny.
3 years ago i didn't know how to set up voice mail.
now , the phone
is so yesterday.
(i digressed again)
my MOM called:
it was nice to remember her voice.
a package from santa is coming, i am on my way to florida
let me guess?
cookies
2 books
&
a check
PS: does my mother know me
we all seem to communicate electronically these days.
(ever-texting-tweeting-e-mails)etc. etc...
Funny.
3 years ago i didn't know how to set up voice mail.
now , the phone
is so yesterday.
(i digressed again)
my MOM called:
it was nice to remember her voice.
a package from santa is coming, i am on my way to florida
let me guess?
cookies
2 books
&
a check
PS: does my mother know me
Saturday, December 17, 2011
BESIDES
No Fear
No Greed
No Envy
the only advice i can offer
is
"Don't Never Get Too Full Of Yourself"
your world can implode
in a
new york minute
PS: be a teacher :)
not
a preacher ;-(
PS: seen the latest #'s from the early polls?
on the outside- coming up fast
dr. ron paul
No Greed
No Envy
the only advice i can offer
is
"Don't Never Get Too Full Of Yourself"
your world can implode
in a
new york minute
PS: be a teacher :)
not
a preacher ;-(
PS: seen the latest #'s from the early polls?
on the outside- coming up fast
dr. ron paul
ANOTHER ASIDE
(been awhile)
this is like a diary
i call it my sounding board
sometimes
maybe i'm too frank
blatant
too personal
too
graphic...
(idaho, i'm small potatoes)
leonard cohen says "be for real"
i wear my heart (and soul) on my sleeve
daily
at (pabloshouse)
i pedal a bike back and forth to work
(and all place else)
24/7
12/365
for 9 +
years
((my choices)
is there anybody out there (pink floyd)
so
game?
this is like a diary
i call it my sounding board
sometimes
maybe i'm too frank
blatant
too personal
too
graphic...
(idaho, i'm small potatoes)
leonard cohen says "be for real"
i wear my heart (and soul) on my sleeve
daily
at (pabloshouse)
i pedal a bike back and forth to work
(and all place else)
24/7
12/365
for 9 +
years
((my choices)
is there anybody out there (pink floyd)
so
game?
1 TENTH OF A SECOND
(after further review)
THE RANGERS WIN !
PS: Replay- need i say more?
Even Baseball has joined
as i predicted?
no
foresaw ?
once before
in
THE IMPERFECT PERFECT GAME
h'mmm?
karma
or
just another bright student?
THE RANGERS WIN !
PS: Replay- need i say more?
Even Baseball has joined
as i predicted?
no
foresaw ?
once before
in
THE IMPERFECT PERFECT GAME
h'mmm?
karma
or
just another bright student?
132
that's the number of hours i am scheduled to work
the next 2 weeks.
merry #@*!#@ christmas and a happy new year
i feel like the denver broncos coach (lou saben or mac speedie?)
in the classic NFL films clip:
"THEY'RE KILLING ME!"
the next 2 weeks.
merry #@*!#@ christmas and a happy new year
i feel like the denver broncos coach (lou saben or mac speedie?)
in the classic NFL films clip:
"THEY'RE KILLING ME!"
Friday, December 16, 2011
IF NOT FOR YOU
(robert zimmerman)
i could not speak my mind...
gracias
mi familia
(pabloshouse)
PS: feliz navidad
i could not speak my mind...
gracias
mi familia
(pabloshouse)
PS: feliz navidad
HOT STOVE LEAGUE
The winter meetings have concluded. (and it's not even winter, yet)
{go figure}
a couple of names that could change the balance of power remain
(( can Yu say Prince)) ?
but...
angels vs. phillies
2012 world series
PS: you heard it here 1st
{go figure}
a couple of names that could change the balance of power remain
(( can Yu say Prince)) ?
but...
angels vs. phillies
2012 world series
PS: you heard it here 1st
Thursday, December 15, 2011
BE TRUE
to friend and teeth
or they will be false to you
PS: the one's whom were meant to leave
are gone
GONE...
PS: inside; smiling on...
:)
PSS: outside; too
or they will be false to you
PS: the one's whom were meant to leave
are gone
GONE...
PS: inside; smiling on...
:)
PSS: outside; too
LAYMAN'S TERMS
My employer offers health insurance. (as do most of yours')
(if you are employed)
((most of us could be-but that's another story))
i have a $1000 per year availabilty at an 80-20 co-pay
in dental
i have a 10,000 dollar guarantee-for the lifetime)
do the (boring,freaking,dirty- math)
i am thinking longer term than some of my friends
every $ saved; today
remains in the bank...
(pabloshouse)
PS:(pay yourself 1st)
(if you are employed)
((most of us could be-but that's another story))
i have a $1000 per year availabilty at an 80-20 co-pay
in dental
i have a 10,000 dollar guarantee-for the lifetime)
do the (boring,freaking,dirty- math)
i am thinking longer term than some of my friends
every $ saved; today
remains in the bank...
(pabloshouse)
PS:(pay yourself 1st)
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Elvis Presley and David Bowie- Together in 1976 (GOLDEN YEARS)
PS: they share a birth date
albeit years apart...
Enigma - Return To Innocence
PS: it's a return to yourself
don't care what people say...
follow your own way
(follow your bliss)
BE YOURSELF
Everyone else is taken
(oscar wilde)
a blast from the past
the week
PS: birds of a feather...
(oscar wilde)
a blast from the past
the week
PS: birds of a feather...
ALL ART
And most expression
is
metaphor.
For?
i don't know
i am a delivery system
connect your own dots...
PS: ever-becoming
is
metaphor.
For?
i don't know
i am a delivery system
connect your own dots...
PS: ever-becoming
Monday, December 12, 2011
Sunday, December 11, 2011
TV On The Radio - Nine Types of Light
PS: I HAVE INTRODUCED THESE BOYS FROM BROOKLYN BEFORE
HERE'S MORE...
Saturday, December 10, 2011
CONCERNING E-MAIL
i am nuts.
you have been some 53 years forewarned.
{well, DarMa-DaDoo & Gichal, anyway)
Blame DarMa
she gave me this thing
a series of wires and tubes (said the congressman)
what was i supposed to do with it?
google porn and jerk off?
PS: what's the difference between making a statement and jerking off?
the intent behind your instrument.
"the gospel according to... (paul alexander)
PSS: i once dated a girl with the last name chrishart
some years later i was 2nd interviewed by a man named chris hart
karma
the last thing he said to me before offering the job?
"do not blow smoke up my ass"
PSSS: the older we get
the bolder...
had to laugh
(from beyond the grave)
a 60 minutes tribute
(tick tick tick)
andy rooney
"i just figured out that jennifer lopez and j-lo are the same person"
ha ha ha
so many folks
seem
so "detached"
onwards
1'ly soldiers...
(you'll be hearing from me again...)
you have been some 53 years forewarned.
{well, DarMa-DaDoo & Gichal, anyway)
Blame DarMa
she gave me this thing
a series of wires and tubes (said the congressman)
what was i supposed to do with it?
google porn and jerk off?
PS: what's the difference between making a statement and jerking off?
the intent behind your instrument.
"the gospel according to... (paul alexander)
PSS: i once dated a girl with the last name chrishart
some years later i was 2nd interviewed by a man named chris hart
karma
the last thing he said to me before offering the job?
"do not blow smoke up my ass"
PSSS: the older we get
the bolder...
had to laugh
(from beyond the grave)
a 60 minutes tribute
(tick tick tick)
andy rooney
"i just figured out that jennifer lopez and j-lo are the same person"
ha ha ha
so many folks
seem
so "detached"
onwards
1'ly soldiers...
(you'll be hearing from me again...)
Thursday, December 8, 2011
IN 2010
Ichiro reached base 256 times
he scored 72 runs
mark reynolds reached base 99 times
he scored 77 runs
PS: Lies, Damn lies and Statistics
(samuel clemens)
he scored 72 runs
mark reynolds reached base 99 times
he scored 77 runs
PS: Lies, Damn lies and Statistics
(samuel clemens)
i'm addicted
to
breathing
to
facing each new day
to
dealing and coping
to
wheeling
and hoping...
what are your addictions, my friend?
PS: program?
1 step at a time...
breathing
to
facing each new day
to
dealing and coping
to
wheeling
and hoping...
what are your addictions, my friend?
PS: program?
1 step at a time...
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Monday, December 5, 2011
REMEMBER POPA SAID
(Tickin' Tickin")
"Go "putch" in the woods"
"use a piece of newspaper- or a leaf"
i used the new york times
my brother?
PS: "you're gonna need an ocean
of calamine lotion"...
"Go "putch" in the woods"
"use a piece of newspaper- or a leaf"
i used the new york times
my brother?
PS: "you're gonna need an ocean
of calamine lotion"...
Friday, December 2, 2011
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