The plane is too heavy. we are going to crash unless we get people to jump-right now.
(parachutes are available as always) in 1st class
to be fair- let's go in alphabetical order
all african-americans move to the door
flight attendant:
you sir, why are you not moving?
"i'm aint no african american-i'm a nigger"
all irishmen-your next
you sir-get up
"i'm not an irishman-i'm a mick"
italians, next in line
sir?
"i am a wop"
all latinos-deplane now
you sir, why do you still sit
"siesta-anyway senorita- i am a spic"
PS:the moment of truth
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