my first game in college
frat-boy intramurels
(go mac-red line me)
i went 4-5
and threw out a runner at home
(i was positioned in left-centerfield)
((we played 4 across)
{no short-fielder}
on the way back to campus
7 of us in a pinto
(my face plastered to the back window)
"hey pablo-4 hits rookie"
yeah
that means i'll be 0 for my next 9
PS: the first time i played golf with sir-lancelot
i hit my tee aboot 8 inches from the cup.
he exclaimed: You Are There for Birdie!"
"You Sir, have evidently never seen me putt..."
PS: i scored a 4
PSS: know thyself...
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