FOLLOWERS:

i decided to up the followers of my blog by 1-

i joined...

(i have upped my readership by 25%-show me the money)

now, right after i post-

i get an alert!

the blog u r following has just posted...

gotta go--

(no no
not about a man and a dog.. )

i gotta go read what i just posted..

i can't wait...

the anticipation is "almost" excitedly unbearable...

PS

if u cannot laugh at your own folly-u will frustrate people who care...
fuck all the others-joe 6-pack and suzie pedicure deserve our disdain...
i ain't going let them have it their own miserable way-
even if it costs me a punch in the nose...
speech is covered-assault is convictable..
i'll summon the ghost of bill kunstler...