YOU'VE GOT MAIL!

From: Sr. Ellen O'Keefe,SSJ
Principal

Dear(Pablo),
Thank you to so many of our alums who responded to reconnect
and join-in on pizza day & hot dog day.
Here's a bookmark to Reminisce Reconnect Invest & Sustain.
Regis Philben wants you to register at http://www.clickyes.org/

*A 7th grade student recently placed first in the Drugs & Alcohol Abuse poster contest*

Today's catholic school teachers are continuing the tradition of a quality faith-based
education.

THANK YOU!

Please detach this card and return with your pledge...

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Dear sister ellen,

As a catholic school graduate(and a vegetarien) i found your previous invitation to a
"hot dog rally"unappealing (if not; abominable)

i do thank you for the bookmark:

william jefferson clinton,an avid reader(and a christian) used to just bend a
Page over

i was surprised at the selective lack of rememberance:
"what about the buggery in the rectory"?
(or should we admonish that to the"gnostic gospels?")

i'll light a candle for the student in the poster contest against "Drugs & Alcohol Abuse"
i'll light the parafin in St. Patrick's Cathedral ablaze if some future student of (y)ours
wins a poster contest deploring "child sexual abuse"
(how 'bout a campaign-draw your idea of "THE ABOMINATION")

As to Reminisces':
i recall over-crowded classrooms
Corporal-Punishment nuns
DunceCaps
Gender-segregated recess areas
Lavatory pee-lines (followed by:how fast can you pray the hail-mary water fountain breaks)
Air-Raid drills (Duck and Cover)
&
Crude P.A. systems to allow Mother Superior
or
Fr. Pastor
to :
Pontififuckicate!


(seems like a psalm to me now)



In closing, dear sister O'Keefe
i most enhumbling include "Jesus Speaks"(see Post #2)
i would luv your feedback-

sincerely,(Pablo)

must go- i've a letter to post to the corinthians

PS: Popa always said:
we go to parochial (limited-narrow) school



PSS:The faculty-advisor of my college frat-died. An uncle of a brother agreed to be our sponsor-(a priest at the U.)-
if he could" meet us" 1st- ok fair enough...
"Pablo-how come i've never seen u at Mass?"
"Father-i do not believe in "the dogma"
he laughed-"Pablo-not all of us do-not all of it-the debate is the Christ-incarnate"
"Father-i do not believe in christ. "
"Pablo- what if i could prove His existance?"
"Father-What need then would there be for Faith? "

i still await an answer...



PS: if this doesn't get me off the mailing list-what will?

PSS: every Rosh Hoshannah (or was it Yom Kippur?)

POPA used to plan:we're going fishing! But, POPA it's a school day

don't worry,I'll write mother superior a note-

"The greatest fisherman was a jew-please excuse my grandsons from school"

PSSS: This posting has been revised after consternation from an editor-thank you

PSSSS: This is my best Denis Leary impersonation