CRASH

Went the dishes-over piled on the cart-smashing to the floor

hoots and hollars from the wait staff
laughter

ha ha

i come out from behind the line

8 or 9 are laughing and clapping

"EXCUSE ME! "

"That's my raise-broken on the floor"
(i am not laughing-nor are any other cooks)

"how about we come to your house after work and break all of your dishes"

"think that'll be funny?"
"we can go house to house-have ourselves a regular laugh-a thon"
"think you're mother will find funny?"

(silencio)

"now grab a silent butler and a toy broom and clean it up"

"what's a silent butler?"

"it's a dust pan with a long handle"
"probably don't know what a gooseneck is-do you?
or a bain marie"

"how do you kids survive?...."

PS: "oh, go ahead now and text your friends-tell them what an asshole your co-worker is"

PSS:House