do me a flavor...
(i'm the ice cream man)
print out
the best of (pabloshouse)
and send it to me
(i wanna get published...)
{while the industry is still viable}
PS: be the editor (and executive producer)
You!
know the best pieces...
pick 'em and i'll build a narrative to bring it full circle.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
christine lagard
named head of the i.m.f.
PS:gender bias continues to disintegrate before our eyes...
amen
PS:gender bias continues to disintegrate before our eyes...
amen
Looking Out For Number One (BTO song)
PS: Handlers have taken hold of michele
(#2 in the gop polls)
PSS: this one has been disabled but dont worry{be happy} (bobby mcferrin)
just click on the red you tube bottom right hand...voila!
BACHELORS
Any man who speaks without fear of contradiction is probably a bachelor.
A bachelor is is a man who has cheated some worthy woman out of her alimony.
All a bachelor has to do to find his hidden faults is to get married.
A bachelor is a guy who leans towards women,
but not far enough to lose his balance.
A bachelor wishes he had as much fun as his married friends imagine he has
A bachelor looks before he leaps, then stays where he is.
A bachelor is a rolling stone that gathers no boss.
Bachelor
(e.c. mcKenzie)
A bachelor is is a man who has cheated some worthy woman out of her alimony.
All a bachelor has to do to find his hidden faults is to get married.
A bachelor is a guy who leans towards women,
but not far enough to lose his balance.
A bachelor wishes he had as much fun as his married friends imagine he has
A bachelor looks before he leaps, then stays where he is.
A bachelor is a rolling stone that gathers no boss.
Bachelor
(e.c. mcKenzie)
as i sit
keypadding thoughts on (pabloshouse)
mac sits quiet
if i surf the net
he screams at me
(fan)
i think he is saying...
go back to (pabloshouse)
mac sits quiet
if i surf the net
he screams at me
(fan)
i think he is saying...
go back to (pabloshouse)
Monday, June 27, 2011
A RISING TIDE
Floats all boats
(look at the n.f.l.)
increased television revenue
(and current and future platforms) +++
will grow the pie
(look at the n.f.l.)
increased television revenue
(and current and future platforms) +++
will grow the pie
Warren Zevon- Bill Lee
he claimed the race to the moon
was a "vast teflon conspiracy"
john kennedy
(the futility infielder)
not the president
labeled him
"spaceman"
PS: later, as pinella and fisk feuded,
nettles broke his arm.
THE SCUTTLEBUTT
On the airwaves (cables)
Baseball wants to increase the playoffs
get
more teams involved
( i am all 4 it)
here's my best:
2 leagues
15 teams each
no divisions
top 7 make the playoffs
1 gets a bye (and home field thru-out)
7 vs. 2
6 vs. 3 { best of 3}
5 vs. 4
re-seed based on regular season
1 plays lowest
other 2 standing face off
best of 5
League Championship series
best of 7
World Series
best of 9
i know....
shorten season to 154 games
open
march 20
with "bad weather cities" on the road
i know (again)
15 teams in each league?
do the math...
you either expand to 16 per
or balance thru inter-league play.
PSSS: i am the 3rd guinness brother
Brilliant!
Baseball wants to increase the playoffs
get
more teams involved
( i am all 4 it)
here's my best:
2 leagues
15 teams each
no divisions
top 7 make the playoffs
1 gets a bye (and home field thru-out)
7 vs. 2
6 vs. 3 { best of 3}
5 vs. 4
re-seed based on regular season
1 plays lowest
other 2 standing face off
best of 5
League Championship series
best of 7
World Series
best of 9
i know....
shorten season to 154 games
open
march 20
with "bad weather cities" on the road
i know (again)
15 teams in each league?
do the math...
you either expand to 16 per
or balance thru inter-league play.
PSSS: i am the 3rd guinness brother
Brilliant!
Sunday, June 26, 2011
probably unnoticed
this sunday morning
(without) mr osgood
the 1st segment
about the baby boomers
what was the soundtrack?
rebel rebel (david bowie) 1976
(high school graduation)
the soundtracks of my youth are slowly becoming...?
(without) mr osgood
the 1st segment
about the baby boomers
what was the soundtrack?
rebel rebel (david bowie) 1976
(high school graduation)
the soundtracks of my youth are slowly becoming...?
i have been
(surprisingly)
good
at bringing you all together
as to keeping you there?
don't ask me- i don't know (ozzy)
PS: i am how old?
never married
and childless
What the fuck do i know?!?
good
at bringing you all together
as to keeping you there?
don't ask me- i don't know (ozzy)
PS: i am how old?
never married
and childless
What the fuck do i know?!?
when i want to learn something
i open a book
when i want to find something
i google a search....
PS: the difference?
aye' there's the rub....
when i want to find something
i google a search....
PS: the difference?
aye' there's the rub....
YOU CAN'T WIN A SUIT
just by claiming to be a woman.
PS:
come up with a better argument
PSS: i am with antonin and clarence
gender is not a class
anymore than
spanish speaking
is a
Race.
PS:
come up with a better argument
PSS: i am with antonin and clarence
gender is not a class
anymore than
spanish speaking
is a
Race.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
gay marriage
is now legal in the empire state.
will you go buy foreclosed homes
and stop the whining aboot' civil rights?
i hope so...
there are so many bigger problems that need solutions...
(other than who licks or sticks what in whoms where)
PS: the government should not be in the marriage business
civil unions-fine
marriage? leave that to the religious institutions
(ron paul)
now rosie and ellen and melissa
shut up
and let "gay" couples suffer as much as the other 50% of "marriages"
or not...
PSS:" till death do us part"
why do couples continue to regurgitate as part of their vows...?
PSSS (etc) at what point does that vow
become a goal?
(who said?)
will you go buy foreclosed homes
and stop the whining aboot' civil rights?
i hope so...
there are so many bigger problems that need solutions...
(other than who licks or sticks what in whoms where)
PS: the government should not be in the marriage business
civil unions-fine
marriage? leave that to the religious institutions
(ron paul)
now rosie and ellen and melissa
shut up
and let "gay" couples suffer as much as the other 50% of "marriages"
or not...
PSS:" till death do us part"
why do couples continue to regurgitate as part of their vows...?
PSSS (etc) at what point does that vow
become a goal?
(who said?)
ALWAYS AND FOREVER
Something new at the old ball game...
yesterday alan james burnett
became the first yankee hurler to
strike out 4 batters in an inning
(source SNY)
PS: today i saw troy tulowitzki
strike a ball twice...
( i will attempt to post the video)
on another note
r.i.p.
nick charles
former cnn sports anchor
1 by 1 they continue to leave...
PSS: his passing reminds of a smitten wife
&
a calendar
of top plays...
yesterday alan james burnett
became the first yankee hurler to
strike out 4 batters in an inning
(source SNY)
PS: today i saw troy tulowitzki
strike a ball twice...
( i will attempt to post the video)
on another note
r.i.p.
nick charles
former cnn sports anchor
1 by 1 they continue to leave...
PSS: his passing reminds of a smitten wife
&
a calendar
of top plays...
Friday, June 24, 2011
TARE
it accounts for the packaging when you purchase by pound
(we have a federal weights and measures-they visit yearly)
if you do not account
you can lose your job
if you counsel others
about accountability
you can receive reduced work hours....
PS: thanx for the time off
(how's sales?)
want me to blow a whistle?
game on....
(we have a federal weights and measures-they visit yearly)
if you do not account
you can lose your job
if you counsel others
about accountability
you can receive reduced work hours....
PS: thanx for the time off
(how's sales?)
want me to blow a whistle?
game on....
dog bites man
gossip
man bites dog
the daily news
HEADLINE
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
(they call it "journalism")
PS: who are they?...
man bites dog
the daily news
HEADLINE
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
(they call it "journalism")
PS: who are they?...
Thursday, June 23, 2011
if u ever take notice
most of my misspells
are key-punch errors
mostly caused
by an inability to learn to type well
and by a failure
of my neurological system
to plan the use of my hands...
PS: my brain works fine...
{ well-like a broken clock}
a couple of times a day...
are key-punch errors
mostly caused
by an inability to learn to type well
and by a failure
of my neurological system
to plan the use of my hands...
PS: my brain works fine...
{ well-like a broken clock}
a couple of times a day...
slob
S.L.O.B.
{SLACKING
LACKING
O
BLIVIOUS}
SLOB
(AN ACRONYM)
by pabloshouse
PS: inspired by henry gibson
(laugh-in)
for you long-term memory impaired
HA HA HA......
PSS: sometimes i make myself laugh
what a joy....
(try it sometimes)
{laughter is the best medicine}
{SLACKING
LACKING
O
BLIVIOUS}
SLOB
(AN ACRONYM)
by pabloshouse
PS: inspired by henry gibson
(laugh-in)
for you long-term memory impaired
HA HA HA......
PSS: sometimes i make myself laugh
what a joy....
(try it sometimes)
{laughter is the best medicine}
THE ANSWER
no, not allen iverson
(if he's the answer, i want to know-what was the question?)
3000 hits
1 team
(most recent)
he played C-2nd base-and centerfield
king's park high school grad
and smithtown native
craig biggio
(if he's the answer, i want to know-what was the question?)
3000 hits
1 team
(most recent)
he played C-2nd base-and centerfield
king's park high school grad
and smithtown native
craig biggio
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
what do you say
(james cagney)
you say what you know
(and you can't have it your own miserable way)
okay?
doubt me, thomas....
(uh-oh i think paulie is about to vent)
again.
{ i have often laughed and wondered why a 1 term official is still referred to as:
governor; or senator or mayor-years after we kicked the bum out-but...
(what? once appointed forever anointed)
that makes me (still) the g.m.
and i gotta tell you...}
i can not ignore
nor
walk away from incompetence
or
laziness in the workplace.
wanna be a slob- go home
(i often am, at home)
you have to learn to live with others
(i have to live with myself)
get with the program
or
i will have you designated for assignment
(life is a series of rooms)
i aint leaving rooms no more
disagree with me? bring it on...
i'll run circles 'round you
(monty python)
PS: put that in your pipe...
(exhale)
i feel better...
(james cagney)
you say what you know
(and you can't have it your own miserable way)
okay?
doubt me, thomas....
(uh-oh i think paulie is about to vent)
again.
{ i have often laughed and wondered why a 1 term official is still referred to as:
governor; or senator or mayor-years after we kicked the bum out-but...
(what? once appointed forever anointed)
that makes me (still) the g.m.
and i gotta tell you...}
i can not ignore
nor
walk away from incompetence
or
laziness in the workplace.
wanna be a slob- go home
(i often am, at home)
you have to learn to live with others
(i have to live with myself)
get with the program
or
i will have you designated for assignment
(life is a series of rooms)
i aint leaving rooms no more
disagree with me? bring it on...
i'll run circles 'round you
(monty python)
PS: put that in your pipe...
(exhale)
i feel better...
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
greece
the european union never understood how it was reared
yet
they kant leave their brother's behind
yet
they kant leave their brother's behind
man robs bank for a buck
or
3 hots
a cot
and a doc
PS: said it before-i say again
writing fiction is superfluous...
3 hots
a cot
and a doc
PS: said it before-i say again
writing fiction is superfluous...
the cash cab
(ben bailey went to school with a manager i know)
10% of american's believe joan of arc
was married to noah
PS: reminds me to run away from 1 in 10
(the other 9 i hide from)
10% of american's believe joan of arc
was married to noah
PS: reminds me to run away from 1 in 10
(the other 9 i hide from)
god
created man with a penis and a brain
but only enough blood to run one at a time...
(stephen ambrose)
but only enough blood to run one at a time...
(stephen ambrose)
no team
has ever won the world series
with a shortstop
aged 38 or more...
PS: as Popa used to say
you can look it up
(and with current tools even he did not imagine)
{hey-he was born the year the wright brothers discovered flight}
not aparicio, the scooter, pee wee, the wizard nor vizquel...
nada
nunca
never...
can dj?
we'll see....
with a shortstop
aged 38 or more...
PS: as Popa used to say
you can look it up
(and with current tools even he did not imagine)
{hey-he was born the year the wright brothers discovered flight}
not aparicio, the scooter, pee wee, the wizard nor vizquel...
nada
nunca
never...
can dj?
we'll see....
TALK ABOUT
records that will never be broken
(cy young's losses)
in 1897 the cleveland spiders lost 108
road games
top that!
(cy young's losses)
in 1897 the cleveland spiders lost 108
road games
top that!
Monday, June 20, 2011
PERFECT SYMMETRY
i shake through the wreckage for signs of life
scrolling through the paragraphs
clicking through the photographs
i wish i could make sense of what we do
burning down the capitals
the wisest of the animals
who are you? what are you living for?
tooth for tooth, maybe we'll go one more
this life is lived in perfect symmetry
what i do will be done to me
Read page after page of analysis
looking for the final score
we're no closer than we were before
who are you? what are you fighting for?
holy truth? brother i choose this mortal life
lived in perfect symmetry
what i do, will be done to me
as the needle slips into the run- out groove
Love-maybe you'll feel it too
and maybe you'll find life is unkind
and over so soon
there is no golden gate
there's no heaven waiting for you
oh boy you ought to leave this town
get out while you can the meter's running down
the voices in the street love you
everything is better when you hear that sound
spineless dreamers hide in churches
pieces of pieces of rush hour buses
i dream in e-mails, worn out phrases
mile after mile of just empty pages
wrap yourself around me
wrap yourself around me
as the needle slips into the run-out groove
maybe you'll feel it too
maybe you'll feel it too....
(tom chaplin)
scrolling through the paragraphs
clicking through the photographs
i wish i could make sense of what we do
burning down the capitals
the wisest of the animals
who are you? what are you living for?
tooth for tooth, maybe we'll go one more
this life is lived in perfect symmetry
what i do will be done to me
Read page after page of analysis
looking for the final score
we're no closer than we were before
who are you? what are you fighting for?
holy truth? brother i choose this mortal life
lived in perfect symmetry
what i do, will be done to me
as the needle slips into the run- out groove
Love-maybe you'll feel it too
and maybe you'll find life is unkind
and over so soon
there is no golden gate
there's no heaven waiting for you
oh boy you ought to leave this town
get out while you can the meter's running down
the voices in the street love you
everything is better when you hear that sound
spineless dreamers hide in churches
pieces of pieces of rush hour buses
i dream in e-mails, worn out phrases
mile after mile of just empty pages
wrap yourself around me
wrap yourself around me
as the needle slips into the run-out groove
maybe you'll feel it too
maybe you'll feel it too....
(tom chaplin)
i met you at christmas
you pushed a shopping cart
around the living room
at 8 east hill
(i have pictures)
you were
and remain
so beautiful
PS: and so giving....
You go girl...
around the living room
at 8 east hill
(i have pictures)
you were
and remain
so beautiful
PS: and so giving....
You go girl...
ARE YOU GOING OUT?
who said to whom
P S: i'm dead....
(tickle me back)
PS: johnnie or nana
"you made me stay up"
PS: kong kong
P S: i'm dead....
(tickle me back)
PS: johnnie or nana
"you made me stay up"
PS: kong kong
TRADER JACK
(McKeon)
is back
managing
at 80.
only 80 year old to manage a baseball team prior?
hint
he owned the club
is back
managing
at 80.
only 80 year old to manage a baseball team prior?
hint
he owned the club
Sunday, June 19, 2011
YOU WERE PLOPPED
in my arms out of a new car
(a white bonneville)
at the rapid port
your big brown eyes....
connecting
to something bigger than i can 'splain
PS: daddy yankee
(a white bonneville)
at the rapid port
your big brown eyes....
connecting
to something bigger than i can 'splain
PS: daddy yankee
ONLY 2 FOLK
wore the pinstripes in each of the last 6
yankee championships
whom?
think player
and coach...
yankee championships
whom?
think player
and coach...
if possible
(our lives can be busy)
watch 60 minutes tonight
(or find it on the net)
"the science of memory"
PS: i'll comment later...
{if i remember}
ha ha ha ha ha ha......
watch 60 minutes tonight
(or find it on the net)
"the science of memory"
PS: i'll comment later...
{if i remember}
ha ha ha ha ha ha......
Cat Stevens - Father and Son Original
PS: Happy Father's day
i have often wondered how Jesus feels this day
(the greatest example of absentee fatherhood in history)
just as well... what would you give a man who has everything?
(other than your life)
Saturday, June 18, 2011
A SON OF A FAMILY FRIEND
Once rode his bike from wantagh to smithown
and back
PS i thought him strange
pushing one selves to limits is heroic...
{PS: pedal on...david}
and back
PS i thought him strange
pushing one selves to limits is heroic...
{PS: pedal on...david}
ONCE UPON A TIME
i remember-
you running around in a superman uniform
passing m&m's as tho' value was tied to color
later
we played catch
u put on a right-handed mitt on the wrong hand and threw me a ball
9 feet over my head
(bring it down, superman)
the next throw, 6 inches in front of yourself
((i said "uh-oh")
slept that night in a doorless room
(same ole same ole)
dreamed
till a voice interrupted
"time to get up today-time to get up today-time to get up today"
on the 3rd
(probably the 13th-but the third that i became cognizant)
i raised my head-looked up and you said
"oh-you are awake-do you want to play?"
PS: later you navigated to Popa's house
you running around in a superman uniform
passing m&m's as tho' value was tied to color
later
we played catch
u put on a right-handed mitt on the wrong hand and threw me a ball
9 feet over my head
(bring it down, superman)
the next throw, 6 inches in front of yourself
((i said "uh-oh")
slept that night in a doorless room
(same ole same ole)
dreamed
till a voice interrupted
"time to get up today-time to get up today-time to get up today"
on the 3rd
(probably the 13th-but the third that i became cognizant)
i raised my head-looked up and you said
"oh-you are awake-do you want to play?"
PS: later you navigated to Popa's house
Friday, June 17, 2011
FASTEST
to 200 hr's
&
200 sb's
(took him 900 + mlb games)
you couldn't guess right in 100 years (5 for fighting)
hint
he and alex arias were traded to texas
for
not A-fraud
&
200 sb's
(took him 900 + mlb games)
you couldn't guess right in 100 years (5 for fighting)
hint
he and alex arias were traded to texas
for
not A-fraud
Thursday, June 16, 2011
THERE ARE MORE PUERTO RICANS
Living on the mainland
than on the island
por que?
PS: 'splain it to me...
than on the island
por que?
PS: 'splain it to me...
huntsmans in?
Jesus christ almighty
(of latter day saints)
PS: they are dancing in their sacred underwear
in provo...
the book of mormon-9 tony's
ha ha ha ....
(of latter day saints)
PS: they are dancing in their sacred underwear
in provo...
the book of mormon-9 tony's
ha ha ha ....
AN AFRICAN AMERICAN
wore a tuxedo
to his vasectomy
"if i'm gonna be im-potent.
i wanna look im-potent"
PS: what do you say to an africanus in a tie?
"will the defendant please rise..."
to his vasectomy
"if i'm gonna be im-potent.
i wanna look im-potent"
PS: what do you say to an africanus in a tie?
"will the defendant please rise..."
FRIG THE IVY
( how was i to know that he would pull up lame?)
((i don't have direct dialing))
(((he calls me)))
okay okay
(missed by that much)
how aboot'
citi-field
4th of july weekend!
PS: no player has ever earned #3000
in an inter-league game
{ i can feel the karma}
it climbs the walls like ivy, ivy ...(al stewart)
((i don't have direct dialing))
(((he calls me)))
okay okay
(missed by that much)
how aboot'
citi-field
4th of july weekend!
PS: no player has ever earned #3000
in an inter-league game
{ i can feel the karma}
it climbs the walls like ivy, ivy ...(al stewart)
PLAN
v.t.
To bother about the best method of accomplishing
an accidental result.
(ambrose bierce)
PS: Behind every successful man
stands
a surprised woman
(who said?)
To bother about the best method of accomplishing
an accidental result.
(ambrose bierce)
PS: Behind every successful man
stands
a surprised woman
(who said?)
THE BEST LAYED PLANS
of mice and men.
(robert burns)
(of bro. owners and a g.m.)
lance pendleton?
brian gordon?
cory wade?
amaury sanit?
kevin whelan?
hector noesi?
{where's hal reniff or pedro ramos
or dooley womack, fred beane or lindy mcdaniel}
WHO ARE THESE GUYS?
and what happened to the vaunted yankee pen
PS: post P.E.F.'s they are all on the disabled list
PSS: yea, 38 is the new 24
(not any more)
(robert burns)
(of bro. owners and a g.m.)
lance pendleton?
brian gordon?
cory wade?
amaury sanit?
kevin whelan?
hector noesi?
{where's hal reniff or pedro ramos
or dooley womack, fred beane or lindy mcdaniel}
WHO ARE THESE GUYS?
and what happened to the vaunted yankee pen
PS: post P.E.F.'s they are all on the disabled list
PSS: yea, 38 is the new 24
(not any more)
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
the state supreme court
in madison
collective bargaining is not a constitutional right.
PS: democracy is coming to the u.s.a.
(leonard cohen)
collective bargaining is not a constitutional right.
PS: democracy is coming to the u.s.a.
(leonard cohen)
ECONOMY
n. purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need
for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
(ambrose bierce)
for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
(ambrose bierce)
THE ECONOMY?
...
- - -
?
!
?
...
(until someone identifies the new rules)
PS: 9.1 % are unemployed
( half of whom overate their abilities)
get (and join) this life
49 % of the other half
are self-indulged ego-tists
(see i left wiggle room)
new world order (ghwbush).
the new normal (pimco)
- - -
?
!
?
...
(until someone identifies the new rules)
PS: 9.1 % are unemployed
( half of whom overate their abilities)
get (and join) this life
49 % of the other half
are self-indulged ego-tists
(see i left wiggle room)
new world order (ghwbush).
the new normal (pimco)
adults
are no more responsible for their parents
than their parents are for them.
reform medicare as we know it (see paul ryan)
end medicaid
and move disability into the workers compensation forum.
PS: while we are at it
up social security requirements to
actuary tables
as fdr 1st observed
than their parents are for them.
reform medicare as we know it (see paul ryan)
end medicaid
and move disability into the workers compensation forum.
PS: while we are at it
up social security requirements to
actuary tables
as fdr 1st observed
i have not checked, either
but i believe the answer to 3000 hits with 1 team
(the last to do it)
is the current coach at san diego st. university
and his son sometimes patrols left field at dodger stadium
(the last to do it)
is the current coach at san diego st. university
and his son sometimes patrols left field at dodger stadium
Conversation Piece - music by David Bowie
PS: another re-peaty
(dom)
my favorite song
well other than...
on presidents
who thru out the 1st pitch
he later exited just before the home 1/2 of the 7th
causing all to rise ...
(and stretch)
PS: sorry-there is no song
he later exited just before the home 1/2 of the 7th
causing all to rise ...
(and stretch)
PS: sorry-there is no song
HAVE YOU FOUND THE ROAD TO DISCOVERY?
have you followed the joseph campbell links
previously provided?
here at (pabloshouse) or
on my facebook link?
go visit
find your bliss...
previously provided?
here at (pabloshouse) or
on my facebook link?
go visit
find your bliss...
88 years ago
today
the voice of the american president was transmitted via radio waves
for the 1st time
PS:who's voice?
the voice of the american president was transmitted via radio waves
for the 1st time
PS:who's voice?
Monday, June 13, 2011
Vic Cianca (Pittsburgh's Dancing Traffic Cop)
PS: i saw this man live
in 1979...
introduced by allen funt (candid camera)
Sunday, June 12, 2011
LIVING
takes a toll on ones' life
eventually
it begins to pay dividends
PS: i was so much older then, i'm younger than that now
(robert zimmerman)
eventually
it begins to pay dividends
PS: i was so much older then, i'm younger than that now
(robert zimmerman)
LOST AGAIN,
in all the hulaballoo...
weiner's seat is being redistricted out of existence...
as for he being a serious mayoral candidate before the sexting?
gimme a break
his name is weiner...
weiner's seat is being redistricted out of existence...
as for he being a serious mayoral candidate before the sexting?
gimme a break
his name is weiner...
i learn something new every day
today i learned that it was originally called web log
or
weblog
later shortened to blog
there are a guesstimated 50 million people posting
in the blogosphere.
suppose that doesn't make me unique
yet
there are 6 billion of us...
or
weblog
later shortened to blog
there are a guesstimated 50 million people posting
in the blogosphere.
suppose that doesn't make me unique
yet
there are 6 billion of us...
what did i learn this sunday morning?
(other than osgood?)
godfather-pizza cain vs. the incumbent?
who's refereeing
michael steele?
PS: i need a fr. keane sermon
godfather-pizza cain vs. the incumbent?
who's refereeing
michael steele?
PS: i need a fr. keane sermon
SURVEY SAYS
76.5 %
of americans
identify themselves as being
"christian"
Christian. n, one who believes that the new testament is a divinely inspired book admirably
suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ
in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
(ambrose bierce)
of americans
identify themselves as being
"christian"
Christian. n, one who believes that the new testament is a divinely inspired book admirably
suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ
in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
(ambrose bierce)
Saturday, June 11, 2011
i observe
(and participate) daily
in watching
$ 's come in thru the front door
as brink's armored
carries them out thru the back...
( happy the man-to be a part...)
in watching
$ 's come in thru the front door
as brink's armored
carries them out thru the back...
( happy the man-to be a part...)
CONSTANT REMEMBERANCE
Last week michael hayden was interviewed on gps
yesterday
josh wilson came to the major plate
(josh's dad has been the long time base ball coach at...)
mr hayden's alma mater?
that catholic school on the bluff
over-looking the monongahala
yesterday
josh wilson came to the major plate
(josh's dad has been the long time base ball coach at...)
mr hayden's alma mater?
that catholic school on the bluff
over-looking the monongahala
Friday, June 10, 2011
cornelius mcgillicudy
was joined today by
anthony larussa
as the only 2 people
to manage 5000
major league baseball games
anthony larussa
as the only 2 people
to manage 5000
major league baseball games
the house with ivy walls
that's where the yankee will
get his historic hit
PS: in the house that ruth pointed
get his historic hit
PS: in the house that ruth pointed
OKAY,
Let me soften' the blow...
if a young turk purchases a computer
we all prosper...
PS:(financially and intellectually)
{and it didn't take the ottoman empire to figure that out...}
if a young turk purchases a computer
we all prosper...
PS:(financially and intellectually)
{and it didn't take the ottoman empire to figure that out...}
CORN
We feed it to our protein's (faster and fatter to market)
We water it down (ethanol)
to feed our engines.
Have you seen the price per bushel?
PS: never burn your food supply
We water it down (ethanol)
to feed our engines.
Have you seen the price per bushel?
PS: never burn your food supply
OH, AND ANOTHER THING
aboot' books and covers
(there are exceptions to rules)
i don't need to open
danielle steele
(or vampire meyer)
(there are exceptions to rules)
i don't need to open
danielle steele
(or vampire meyer)
Thursday, June 9, 2011
IN REGARDS
to a previous "house" allusion...
i want to sit in my #49 uni
squeeze an oversized t-ball
and
contemplate my navel...
i want to sit in my #49 uni
squeeze an oversized t-ball
and
contemplate my navel...
RELIGION
n. A daughter of hope and fear,explaining to ignorance
the nature of the unknowable.
(ambrose bierce)
the nature of the unknowable.
(ambrose bierce)
FAITH
n. Belief without evidence in what is told by
one who speaks without knowledge, of things
without parallel.
(ambrose bierce)
one who speaks without knowledge, of things
without parallel.
(ambrose bierce)
A Lab
in cold spring harbor:
autism is caused by gene mutation
cause of mutation to be determined
PS: see- it's not the vaccinations...
why do folks who procreate point the finger at external forces
when their kid doesn't measure up?
autism is caused by gene mutation
cause of mutation to be determined
PS: see- it's not the vaccinations...
why do folks who procreate point the finger at external forces
when their kid doesn't measure up?
52 RUNS
in 70 innings
that's what the yankee pitcher's have done against the sox
in 2011
PS: goodnight irene
that's what the yankee pitcher's have done against the sox
in 2011
PS: goodnight irene
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
i may have said the same thing before
but my explanation, i am sure
will
always be different
(oscar wilde)
will
always be different
(oscar wilde)
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
The Power of Myth
PS: it took time and patience
(patience is the greatest virtue)
i found a portal to deliver mr. campbell on (pabloshouse)
((he'd be one of the 5 person's i'd like to meet in...
the hereafter (no offense mr albom))
follow the trail at the end of each offering...
THE ADMINISTRATOR
of the syosset
school system
earned a raise today
(news 12 long island)
dr. she now earns a yearly compensatory package worth
(cha ching)
$ 514,000
PS: the chancellor of the ny city school system
is paid
$179,000
PS: do i disunderstand?
school system
earned a raise today
(news 12 long island)
dr. she now earns a yearly compensatory package worth
(cha ching)
$ 514,000
PS: the chancellor of the ny city school system
is paid
$179,000
PS: do i disunderstand?
have you seen the price?
of animal protein these days.
skirt steak-$8.39 lb.
boneless center-cut the other white meat chops $5.49 lb.
lamb- rib or loin-$8.99 lb. ON SALE!
filet mignon?
"forgetahboutit"
top or short loin (strips-porterhouse)
or ribeyes
(cheaper and better prepared at the public house-for many)
what's a carnivore to do?
1st-remember-homo sapiens are omnivores
2nd-there are other proteins
3rd-if you must
follow the lost leader
(chicken breasts-top round london broil-home ground trimmings-ground turkey)
there are great cooking shows available
no "how to" grocery shop shows.
PS: nowadays people know the price of everything but the value of nothing
there are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating- people who absolutely know everything
and people who know absolutely nothing.
The picture of Dorian Gray
(oscar wilde)
skirt steak-$8.39 lb.
boneless center-cut the other white meat chops $5.49 lb.
lamb- rib or loin-$8.99 lb. ON SALE!
filet mignon?
"forgetahboutit"
top or short loin (strips-porterhouse)
or ribeyes
(cheaper and better prepared at the public house-for many)
what's a carnivore to do?
1st-remember-homo sapiens are omnivores
2nd-there are other proteins
3rd-if you must
follow the lost leader
(chicken breasts-top round london broil-home ground trimmings-ground turkey)
there are great cooking shows available
no "how to" grocery shop shows.
PS: nowadays people know the price of everything but the value of nothing
there are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating- people who absolutely know everything
and people who know absolutely nothing.
The picture of Dorian Gray
(oscar wilde)
who was the last man to record 3000 hits
with 1 team?
a. roberto clemente
b. george brett
c. robin yount
d. none of the above.
i await your comment
(if you do not know-but your are the first here-quick-go to mlb.com and ask)
{if you get there first-mark an X-if i get there 1st-i'll erase it}
ha ha
a. roberto clemente
b. george brett
c. robin yount
d. none of the above.
i await your comment
(if you do not know-but your are the first here-quick-go to mlb.com and ask)
{if you get there first-mark an X-if i get there 1st-i'll erase it}
ha ha
i have
introduced and provided the link to joseph cambell
&
"The power of myth"
on facebook for any interested observers
May be the single most powerful series i ever watched on t.v.
part of bill moyer's journal
they recorded over 10 hours of available material
i offer you an introduction and if it intrigues you
go run around with the man who wrote
"the hero with 1000 faces"
PS: da nada
&
"The power of myth"
on facebook for any interested observers
May be the single most powerful series i ever watched on t.v.
part of bill moyer's journal
they recorded over 10 hours of available material
i offer you an introduction and if it intrigues you
go run around with the man who wrote
"the hero with 1000 faces"
PS: da nada
Monday, June 6, 2011
moe berg
caught 15 years
(princeton grad)
spoke 14 languages
hit .241
PS: he couldn't hit in any of them
PSS:you could look it up...
(tis said-he was an off-season spy)
oh-the intrigue...
(the catcher is a spy)
((found it in a friend's bookcase))
(princeton grad)
spoke 14 languages
hit .241
PS: he couldn't hit in any of them
PSS:you could look it up...
(tis said-he was an off-season spy)
oh-the intrigue...
(the catcher is a spy)
((found it in a friend's bookcase))
THIS POSTING
comes via a co-workers
i-phone
whom doubted my credibility
PS: ha ha
i can post from anywhere....
PSS: i got street cred...
i-phone
whom doubted my credibility
PS: ha ha
i can post from anywhere....
PSS: i got street cred...
TURN OFF THE GADGETS
wanna be green? wanna save energy?
walk around your place
got anything drawing?
irresponsibly?
i did (do)
got a surge protector-it blinks green
yet nothing plugged in
got a computer
(not hooked up to the surge protector)
it sleeps as i work.
(it's blinking light informs)
i got a nite-light
(i am afraid of the dark)
it burns all day
got an alarm clock
it ticks 24/7
yet only wakes me up once a day
got a dvd
its red informs that it is ready for use
as does my vcr
(have not pushed play on either in months)
got a hand held dirt devil
its on its ever regenerating electrical stand
got a cell phone
its re-upping...
PS: now
go walk around your place
stop living la vida loco
walk around your place
got anything drawing?
irresponsibly?
i did (do)
got a surge protector-it blinks green
yet nothing plugged in
got a computer
(not hooked up to the surge protector)
it sleeps as i work.
(it's blinking light informs)
i got a nite-light
(i am afraid of the dark)
it burns all day
got an alarm clock
it ticks 24/7
yet only wakes me up once a day
got a dvd
its red informs that it is ready for use
as does my vcr
(have not pushed play on either in months)
got a hand held dirt devil
its on its ever regenerating electrical stand
got a cell phone
its re-upping...
PS: now
go walk around your place
stop living la vida loco
THE COUNTRY'S TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
and inside out.
we have a lincoln-like democrat
in the white house
as the gops
beat themselves up
in the race to the primaries
PS: on the outside-looking in
(little anthony)
PS: newt-santorum
romney
brig-em on...
we have a lincoln-like democrat
in the white house
as the gops
beat themselves up
in the race to the primaries
PS: on the outside-looking in
(little anthony)
PS: newt-santorum
romney
brig-em on...
51%
(according to cnbc)
paid no federal tax in 2009
(the most recent stats you can review)
t.e.a. ?
not taxed equitably
that should be the rub.
everyone should "carry their weight"
i know (the argument)
what about the "black market"?
Flat tax all.
Consumption tax all non-essentials
and let the chips fall...
PS: i am for 1/2% national sales tax
all collections pay down the debt
but, let's not go there right here, right now
PSS: and you media "news" folks
fine. o.k. christie 'copped a ride-he should pay.
go after the so-called contractors in your markets that hire undocumented's
and pay cash and the folks that hire them.
(is "investigative reporting" dead?)
make them join the game.
PS: it's called the game of life
our parents' introduced us as kids...
paid no federal tax in 2009
(the most recent stats you can review)
t.e.a. ?
not taxed equitably
that should be the rub.
everyone should "carry their weight"
i know (the argument)
what about the "black market"?
Flat tax all.
Consumption tax all non-essentials
and let the chips fall...
PS: i am for 1/2% national sales tax
all collections pay down the debt
but, let's not go there right here, right now
PSS: and you media "news" folks
fine. o.k. christie 'copped a ride-he should pay.
go after the so-called contractors in your markets that hire undocumented's
and pay cash and the folks that hire them.
(is "investigative reporting" dead?)
make them join the game.
PS: it's called the game of life
our parents' introduced us as kids...
FLASH
weiner's weiner
really was
weiner's weiner
&
weiner sent it
PS: OH! if his 1st name were only richard
really was
weiner's weiner
&
weiner sent it
PS: OH! if his 1st name were only richard
Sunday, June 5, 2011
WHEN i JOINED THE RETAIL MEAT PACKING INDUSTRY
i thought my job was to package meats for human consumption.
wrong 'em boyo (joe strummer)
i spend most of my time picking-up
after carnivores whom think this omnivorous world
revolves around them.
PS: my bad
wrong 'em boyo (joe strummer)
i spend most of my time picking-up
after carnivores whom think this omnivorous world
revolves around them.
PS: my bad
IF YOU GET THE OPPORTUNITY
to learn something
or
come to my class
write about it and i'll see you next time
(dr. scott mcdonald)
or
come to my class
write about it and i'll see you next time
(dr. scott mcdonald)
A MEETING AT THE MOUND
betwixt miguel olivo & michael pineda
to discuss strategy behind glove covered faces
"what are they thinking? spanish-speaking lip readers are watching?"
michael kay
what an ignorant thing to say
PS: you mean lip-reading isn't an english language phenomena...
to discuss strategy behind glove covered faces
"what are they thinking? spanish-speaking lip readers are watching?"
michael kay
what an ignorant thing to say
PS: you mean lip-reading isn't an english language phenomena...
SLEEPING CAN BE DETRIMENTAL
2 years ago i was diagnosed with radial nerve palsy in my right arm.
dr. neuro
sez i slept on it.
it passed.
Last month i awoke with it in my left arm.
(this too will pass)
i feel safer pedaling in traffic than i do climbing into bed.
PS: all things must pass (the "silent" beatle)
dr. neuro
sez i slept on it.
it passed.
Last month i awoke with it in my left arm.
(this too will pass)
i feel safer pedaling in traffic than i do climbing into bed.
PS: all things must pass (the "silent" beatle)
AFTER A TRIP TO THE BRONX
As a young boy,
i dreamed of being a zookeeper.
mission accomplished.
i never dreamed
the animals would be uncaged
&
walking upright.
i dreamed of being a zookeeper.
mission accomplished.
i never dreamed
the animals would be uncaged
&
walking upright.
Saturday, June 4, 2011
TODAY
They call it "occupational therapy"
or
physical therapy.
the ailment?
arthritis
the best therapy?
movement
IE: yoga
PS: or pedaling and/or rowing
oar...
or
physical therapy.
the ailment?
arthritis
the best therapy?
movement
IE: yoga
PS: or pedaling and/or rowing
oar...
MOTHER
Once incubated & nourished
Later nourished & knowledged
Later, still
Opened the gate of the cage...
{Always & Enduringly }
Nourishing...
Food for Thought
PS: birds of a feather
Later nourished & knowledged
Later, still
Opened the gate of the cage...
{Always & Enduringly }
Nourishing...
Food for Thought
PS: birds of a feather
Friday, June 3, 2011
SWITCH HITTER
{see how the hint at sexuality peeks attention.}
switch hitter.
he whom holds the advantage against the pitcher;
according to "the book"
as opposed to the:
switch batter
he whom couldn't hit a cow in the ass with a banjo
PS: does the name jorge posada
strike a familiar chord?
switch hitter.
he whom holds the advantage against the pitcher;
according to "the book"
as opposed to the:
switch batter
he whom couldn't hit a cow in the ass with a banjo
PS: does the name jorge posada
strike a familiar chord?
i believe
the implementation of the designated hitter
&
the lowering of the mound
have had the greatest impact on the history of the game.
The almost constant use of a pristine ball is 3rd
PS:ask edward ford
&
the lowering of the mound
have had the greatest impact on the history of the game.
The almost constant use of a pristine ball is 3rd
PS:ask edward ford
OLD ADAGES
ring true
if rephrased
to match current events
PS: there are no original thoughts
just original thinkers...
(the gospel according to...)
PSS: ring the bell (mr cohen)
there is a crack in everything
that's how the light gets in....
if rephrased
to match current events
PS: there are no original thoughts
just original thinkers...
(the gospel according to...)
PSS: ring the bell (mr cohen)
there is a crack in everything
that's how the light gets in....
DR DEATH
scored today
(unassisted)
PS: jack kervorkian dead at 83
factoid:
there are more people living on planet earth
(right here,right now)
than all the people that have come and gone before us...
(unassisted)
PS: jack kervorkian dead at 83
factoid:
there are more people living on planet earth
(right here,right now)
than all the people that have come and gone before us...
IF THE WORLD LAUGHS AT YOU
Laugh right back-it's as funny as you are
(e.c. mckenzie)
PS:thanx Dar-ma
use up those book rates while they last
president paul is going to shut down the usps
(ron not alexander)
(HA-HA)
(e.c. mckenzie)
PS:thanx Dar-ma
use up those book rates while they last
president paul is going to shut down the usps
(ron not alexander)
(HA-HA)
Thursday, June 2, 2011
piers morgan
asked larry king
what do you think of my show that has continued on from yours?
king: it's like watching your mother in law drive your bentley off a cliff
piers: well, larry knows a lot about mothers in laws...
what do you think of my show that has continued on from yours?
king: it's like watching your mother in law drive your bentley off a cliff
piers: well, larry knows a lot about mothers in laws...
mitt's thrown his gloves into the ring
(ha ha)
yeah, this will play well in peoria
this is almost like a quaker attempting to run...
(nixon)
or a catholic
(kennedy)
or a jew
(bebe who?)
{lieberman? bloomberg?}
(( the son of kissinger-the ghost of rebozo))
PS: sorry...
catholics and jews are relegated to sit on the bench
(of the supreme court)
i don't know where quakers sit...
most mormon's i know sit in utah and vote for orrin hatch
PSS: joseph smith love them
yeah, this will play well in peoria
this is almost like a quaker attempting to run...
(nixon)
or a catholic
(kennedy)
or a jew
(bebe who?)
{lieberman? bloomberg?}
(( the son of kissinger-the ghost of rebozo))
PS: sorry...
catholics and jews are relegated to sit on the bench
(of the supreme court)
i don't know where quakers sit...
most mormon's i know sit in utah and vote for orrin hatch
PSS: joseph smith love them
EVERY ACTION
causes
a
reaction
(there are no coincidences)
PS: chaos theory
if a butterfly flutters his wings in madison
a tsunami occurs in malaysia
a
reaction
(there are no coincidences)
PS: chaos theory
if a butterfly flutters his wings in madison
a tsunami occurs in malaysia
i am a stranger in a strange land
call me
valentine michael smith
"describe your culture to me..."
we have drive thru pharmacy
drive- in food
and drive by shootings
PS: culture clear?
{VMS: "i grok"}
valentine michael smith
"describe your culture to me..."
we have drive thru pharmacy
drive- in food
and drive by shootings
PS: culture clear?
{VMS: "i grok"}
did'ya know?
(i know you're busy...as are we all)
{lost in our own ignorance}
but this is not aboot' that...
did you know that the man who created the brown paper bag that once transported our groceries
was eventually vilified for killing trees?
so another man created the plastic bag
to save the trees
(and kill marine life)
{why do we call them "sea gulls?"
they are dump rats with wings}
i digress..
so a woman created
(don't they always and 4-ever!?!)
the reusable bag available everywhere.
PS: oh
the woman is the grandaughter of the plastic bag creator
now, alanis
that is irony
don't you think?
{lost in our own ignorance}
but this is not aboot' that...
did you know that the man who created the brown paper bag that once transported our groceries
was eventually vilified for killing trees?
so another man created the plastic bag
to save the trees
(and kill marine life)
{why do we call them "sea gulls?"
they are dump rats with wings}
i digress..
so a woman created
(don't they always and 4-ever!?!)
the reusable bag available everywhere.
PS: oh
the woman is the grandaughter of the plastic bag creator
now, alanis
that is irony
don't you think?
THE SKY IS FALLING
but, not until october
21'st { to be sure...}
(thank god, this time there is time)
to
get your house in order
put your ducks in a row
close the barn door
repent
yet...
don't count your chickens
don't put the cart before the horse
don't throw the baby out with the bath water
at the end of the day..
cliche
after
cliche
(where are all the superstars?)
gaga, lady
(chicken little)
PS: horse to water...
21'st { to be sure...}
(thank god, this time there is time)
to
get your house in order
put your ducks in a row
close the barn door
repent
yet...
don't count your chickens
don't put the cart before the horse
don't throw the baby out with the bath water
at the end of the day..
cliche
after
cliche
(where are all the superstars?)
gaga, lady
(chicken little)
PS: horse to water...
SELF-PRESERVATION IS HARD-WIRED
the enduring ?
is
how can me learn to self-preserve
as we.
PS: (collectively)
is
how can me learn to self-preserve
as we.
PS: (collectively)
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