by
a Mad Chef:
Disarm a yam-cut into rube cubes(with malice)
cut the eyes out of a potato-blindly cut into similar shape
Ravage 2 carrots and 2 parsnips-rudely and crudely
Vehemently pour 1 can of beef gravy and 1 can of vegetable consomme(with impunity)
into a dutch oven-place into a fire set on just enough degrees to scorch you but not enough to kill you.
(toil in liquid my friends)
Violently saute 2 lbs. cubed cow (taken from his mother-reluctantly)
combine.
waterboard for 2 hours.
drink wine for 1 hour
add 1 leek (i like leaks-wiki)
chopped basil and tumeric
turn off the heat.
cook egg noodles on the stove.
place all in the frig for tomorrow
(leftovers) (possum innards-always better the next day-jed clampett)
i am no longer hungry...
PS: manana i will explain how to harass breakfast
(the mad chef)
PSS: it will begin by the beating of an egg...
(shell shock)
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