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(...Tis the holiday season...)
((andy williams)) (((whom introduced ?-the osmond brothers))
(((donny was a little tyke-who wound up on my sisters wall)))!!

i digress

(again)

humph

(clearing ones throat?)

with all due respect:

with much regret and sorrow at an otherwise joyous time of year

i am sorry to inform you that i am accepting your invitation to supper

and i am afraid you are now forced to suffer my company.

please do not inform the whole flam dam until after you open your presents
(or i'll tell your mum)

then gently break it to the kids that they've (cough cough)

got to go pick-up uncle willy.

(fa la la and all that crap-trap)


PS: and to all a good-night


PSS: uriah heep

(where's john walsh ?)