LESSON PLANS

i attended a small college in upstate new yawk

my freshman year.

as my brothers before-small town seemed appropriate .

as good as the faculty was

(Dr. scott-Dr. emmert-thank you)

i soon became bored

((they sentenced me to 4 years of boredom)

{thanx mr. cohen}

i asked my mom and dad

"can i get out of here?"

(thanx bob french)

i transferred to a reputable university

majored in broadcast journalism

junior year

finals

produce  a 15 minute broadcast

i did an snl

weekend update

the class and the professor laughed

grades come out

C-

(you did not take this seriously)

fuck me

i walked to the school of education

can i speak to someone?

secretary

"Dr. Faith is in"

(how appropriate)

Doctor-i want a B.S.

class starts tomorrow .

assignment

plan 15 minutes

front of the room.

i chose " group dynamics"

before class

i approach 2 women

i am going to offer some charts

on the last

lie

(to be continued)

:)