and still-1 more thing

i called dominos today

i would like a pizza delivered.

wrong store. we do not deliver in your area.

what store does?

go on line. (click)

another store-ring ring

wrong store

who does?

dunno (click)

another store-

do you deliver to my address?

yes

what his your home phone number?

no offense-but this is july 2013-who has a home phone?
i have a cell

well- for the protection of our drivers...

you've got to be shitting me!

i live in lillywhite and it's 2:15 in the afternoon!

hold on...

(to what)

o.k. but i can't promise 30 minutes or less

i hope the detroit tigers do not make the playoffs-

now- have your driver phone me just before he arrives...

(he didn't-but he blew his horn loud enough to raise the dead)

PS:pizza  pizza

(sorry-that's little ceasers)

we are now a service centered economy?

more fool me...

PSS: next time i'll have a chinaman pedal potstickers...:}