HOW DO YOU GET TO THE IMPROV FROM HERE?

practice, practice, practice

wild hare.

if culled from 365 days of writing, commenting and sharing...

there is a 10 minute stand-up hidden in here.
(i need an editor)

helpful suggestions welcomed, nation
(of 2)

time- if i only had time

(time is relative-young man)

i met a man. he said " i am on the right side of 50"

(how old is he?)

the pessimist with a half empty glass "49"
the optimist with a glass half full "51"

"how old are you, sir"

"i am soaring ever higher"

(just like a woman-won't tell his age)

i digress-

(won't be the last time)

i want some actor with chutzpah to get up on the stage and make people laugh at my words.

selfish. i know.

{selfish is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.}

(oscar wilde)

jason alexander to my larry david.

hey, it won't get him on the carson show.

but i think i can put him on the stage at the improv for 10 minutes of (my) self-indulgence

i wish i had the time...

PS: as the wannabee dreams of artistry

but complains that his life gets in the way....

the artist goes about his way...

Time...