in absentia, i was once unanimously voted
fortunate son.
no matter-being there (peter sellers)
would have made the vote 3 to one.
i would rather "lose" unanimously
than have to suffer thru writing the dissent.
(now i know how clarence feels)
ha ha
(and i am not digressing)
i was sick as a 2 week old...
i heard all the stories...
i am surprised that no projectile vomiting videos of my infancy are not readily available on the inter-net...
(missed by 52 and a half years)
now i will tell a story of 2 grandmothers...
(this is how they related it to me)
nana-
we were so worried. we thought you were going to die.the doctors-if we cut too small-it won't help
too big-worse. the night before you went in-your mother layed you in my arms, and the sun was setting thru the window
and you looked at me and i just knew everything was going to be alright...
grandma-
if it wasn't for aunt sue getting the catholic doctor's at mercy hospital to treat you and then rip up the bill
you would be dead today.
PS: no wonder i was born under the zodiack
gemini
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