The pastor of a church on san padre island died and his young assistant was asked to take charge.
The bishop said-i am sending 3 seminarians from mexico-pick one to assist you.
As they gathered the young priest said-i will ask 1 question and whomever gives the best answer
gets the job.
Explain the tradition of easter in america.
jose-you go first.
that's when santa claus brings presents to all the children.
no-jose, that's christmas
pepe-you're next
that's when the pilgrims and indians cook a big fat goose and break bread
no pepe, that's thanksgiving.
juan-tell me the tradition of easter in america
that's when jesus christ dies on the cross and they put him inside a hole in a mountain and roll
a big rock in front. 3 days later they roll the rock away and jesus emerges...
and if he sees his shadow
there is 6 more weeks of winter.
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