wanted corned beef.
"it is way down, by the hot dogs and cold-cuts. bottom shelf-you kant miss"
(wanna bet?)
((how much do you want to make a dollar bet))
she returned-
"excuse me but i can't seem to find it"
i walked her down
it's right here
"oh, it was hiding"
(yeah,lady-like ossama bin laden-in plain sight)
PS: eyeglasses aisle 22
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That "older" woman could have been your mother.....patience, patience young man..you were once like me....you'll be old some day too.
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