Tuesday, June 28, 2011

BACHELORS

Any man who speaks without fear of contradiction is probably a bachelor.

A bachelor is is a man who has cheated some worthy woman out of her alimony.

All a bachelor has to do to find his hidden faults is to get married.

A bachelor is a guy who leans towards women,
but not far enough to lose his balance.

A bachelor wishes he had as much fun as his married friends imagine he has

A bachelor looks before he leaps, then stays where he is.

A bachelor is a rolling stone that gathers no boss.

Bachelor

(e.c. mcKenzie)

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