Tuesday, July 3, 2012

lost for words

a young lady approached the service desk:

"i bought some tilapia the other day and i usually read the label
but this time i didn't and i realized today that the fish came from china"

"the internet tells me that we should never eat things from china"

"would you please ask the seafood department to remove and discard
all products made in china-they are not safe"

Hey young lady- we sold a gallizion pounds of chinese tilapia last year and no one got sick

we can't sell fish from the long island sound-commercially because lilco has fucked up the waters

and you want to condemn the chinese?

PS: you exist on their borrowed money


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