GOLF

(d'ya know why it's called "golf"?)

all the other 4 letter words were already taken.

i played in a league 1 year with my brother.
( i sucked the place up)

late in season-scoring our cards after another poor performance

a couple introduced and said we play you next week.

"what is your handicap?"

(without an eye blink)

"my brother"

(ha ha)

years later we played 9 with his wife and son.

1st tee. i hit an iron dead center of green. 3-4 feet from cup.

my nephew,

"you got a shot at a birdie"

my young friend,


"you have not seen your uncle putt"

PS: yipes

(i got a 4)

true story...