THOSE OF US

Whom love him

(i count myself one of many)

a reminder this day...

{we had a conversation}

((somewhere in cheese country))

aboot'

D.O.M.A.

(clinton's Law)

Look! where we  are today...

(check-mate)

Anne Braden - Flobots

AMERICA EATS

(coming soon)

a work in progress...

the a.m.a has declared obesity as a     "disease"

can folks now go on disability for being overweight?

(another drain on social security funds?)

sorry

but pablo is aboot to rant agin'...

hasta manana

or maybe

viernes

bon appetit

Bitch, Please

(you must have a mental disease)

((dr. dre-snoop dog-eminem))

RECIPE OF THE WEEK

step 1- impale a black man

spin over a spit

slather with butter and sugar

baste often

serve well done

(paula dean)

PS: i'm sorry but i was born south of the mason-dixon

   and that was so long ago, anyway.

(Bitch, Please)

go take your diabetes pills-and fade to black

Another Quick Aside

for all you musical lovers

"Pitch Perfect"

a movie about a college a cappella competition

Fantastico!

(available on H.B.O.)

Another aside

(been awhile)

i meant not to offend anyone (well-Dar-Ma)

but i want to watch a hockey game

((i know-somebody has to pay for broadcast rights))

without hearing about crotch or anal problems

(male or female)

   :)

Hey N.S.A.

i am right here, right now

aint going to russia, hong kong or ecuador

come and git me...

(pabloshouse)

PS: careful-we are being scrutinized...

what me worry?

glory be

alfred e.

Affirmative Action

with 7 in favor

1 dissent

and 1 recused

our high court decided

to send it back to a lower court

why do you waste our time?

you hear so little

decide

or choose not to hear

PS: now powder your wigs and let's hear about the voting rights act...

The CBS Morning news

and now a word from our sponsor

vagisil

for discomfort and smell

we'll be back with more with the zimmerman trial

after this word

from

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PS: no wonder Popa called it "the idiot box"

Non-Rogaine

i understand those whom want to repair their dome

see more and more whom  embrace the michael  jordan look


look what you started  telly savalas

(or was it yul brenner?)

i want non-rogaine

stop growing hair out of my nose and ears

(an aging one)

:}

OMG

i just saw a black guy hoisting lord stanley's cup

what's next?

a "black" president

(obama is not black-no one calls derek jeter "the black shortstop")

brave new world !

Investigating ALEC, the American Legislative Exchange Council

Investigating ALEC, the American Legislative Exchange Council

O.K.

paulie wants to rant

(no no not again Dr. Dre)

i want to talk about food.

we have an epidemic in this country of obesity.

(now declared a "disease")

eat to live

do not live to eat.

i admit- i am a disciple of michael pollan on this subject

"eat real food" (not too much)

or

"the omnivores dilemma"

(we are all omnivores)

limit your caloric intake to your lifestyle.

i recommend 1200-1600 calories per day

((a calorie is a calorie is a calorie))

Eat slowly

enjoy and savor

(kind of like sex-no one appreciates a premature ejaculator

esp. the women)

prepare numerous templates

bitter, sweet

savory,velvety,cruncy

satisfy all sensations

(it's called mastication)

then

take a walk

ride a bike

anything physical to burn energy

i consider myself a gourmand

(jacque pepin)

has nothing on me

tho eating simply ming

is probably a smarter thing

i will quote mr. spock

"eat well and prosper"

do you know any smart wealthy "fat" people?

PS: food for thought...

{e tu' mr. christie}

PSS: i know, i know- i am gonna take some shit for this

oh well

truth is as truth be told...

(and i will not apologize)

1st day of summer

zoilo almonte 3 hits including a homer.

1st "zoilo" since MVP versailles

("65 twins?)

again

the world keeps turning and life goes on...

(todd rundgren}

DO YOU KNOW?

The moon is closer than it has been in ages?

Go outside

Take a look

It's full

PS: not again in our lifetime

(close, that is)

lunarly yours,

pablo

CHIEF DAN GEORGE

My brain-files work more slowly as i age

 (i am not a sage)

(some folk see memory as a curse)

not me

i am blessed

with faculty and family

:}

PS: god-(if there is a god) Love you all

((the agnostics prayer))

IMMIGRATION REFORM

Give us your tired, your hungry your poor

we will shit on them

that's what the statue of bigotry sez

(lou reed)

hey house of reps

pinkey's down

pass legislation...

PS: i don't know any one who didn't come from somewhere

'cept that american indian who used to cry on a public service announcement

about litter

the post post modern world

post black

post gay

are we there yet?

no

but ask your children

they can teach you well...

awaiting a court decision

coming soon-to c-span near you

DOMA

do you know the history?

google time...

recent

william jefferson

go learn something

(non-faggot)...

((pardon my french))

i am sick and tired

of being...
stop blaming your federal politicians

"all government is local"



grow up

vote local
and stop

gerrymandering

PS:or you will lose

most of you have no idea...

my sad

Game 2

"donnie baseball"  donnie baseball"

(bottom of the first)

he tipped his cap

YES!

(the bleacher creatures)

So Cold

i used to date a girl named ethel

ethel
ethel chloride

warm is good

:}

funny is as funny be...

Been Running Around

on facebook

(places i've never been)

so much fun

thank you all for sharing...

OMG it is so nice to touch base!

Again

Gracias to each and all!

i love you my friends...

THAT

Fat ' Crat

Gov

from the garden state

he's a smart fella...

you go

double named

i wrote

a play at the U.

carnival

it's a frat-sorority thing

yesterday i found my fraternity brother on facebook

(he won the best actor award)

i wrote the show around him

today

he contacted me

it's been 32 years?

what a tool...

EXPECTATIONS

Tonight

i hope the bleacher creatures roll-call

"donnie baseball"


and i expect that he exits the dugout and tips his cap...

Songs

for batters:

colin cowgill (mets) the rain, the park and other things

mason williams(yankee farmhand) classical gas

yusmiel puig (escape-the pina colada song)

zack wheeler(the wheel in the sky)

more to follow...

Today

i've nothing to say

other than

"Happy Father's Day"

all you Popa's out there...

(godspeed)

   &

shalom

(pablo)

THE YANKEES

Can't hit a donkey in the ass with a banjo

(alexander t. nelson)

be kind to one another...

SEEN THE LATEST #'s?

Freddie the free-loader vs. rosie the riveter

mom's are increasingly  the "breadwinners"

h'mmm

white deaths outpaced white births for the first time ever

in 2011

welcome to "minority status" my brother

coming soon...

"white" the new black

(by 2050 claims so-called "population analysts")

brought to you by:

paul "jethro" whiteboy...

SAY IT LOUD

i'll say it proud

america!

stay the fuck out of syria

let mohammandan's

kill each other

i don't give a fu*k

77 virgins?

you are not equipped ...

mentally or physically

go fu*k yourselves

your prophet is not happy...

PS: i don't have a prophet

only the life i lead...

well- other than robert zimmerman...

The Arcveiw Group

(investors in the common space)

((potrepreneurs))

$1.5 billion dollars in legal mary jane was sold this year in 18 american states.

think of the money saved in law enforcement, prison incarceration and drug cartels.

think of tax revenues raised

why is marijuana treated differently than wine, beer, or jack daniels?

we need to smarten up- not dumb down

PS: a weed is a flower that grows in the wrong place

(grover T.)

DAMN YANKEES

i watched every pitch of yesterday's 18 inning marathon

can any one on this team besides robinson cano

(.208 against left-handers)

or brett gardner hit ?

haffner,wells, youk

are finished.

stewart-nix-overbay

(gimme a break)

brigniac-romine

clueless

don't worry

derek-the grandy-man and a-fraud

are coming...

don't hold your breath

(you'll turn blue)

if the yanks are 8 games out or less by the star game at Citi

i'll donate to david robertson's foundation

PS: hiroki-phelps and the pen is the only reason we are 3 games out...

and there is no minor league help on the horizon...

old and not getting any younger soon

the new york yankees

PSS: can't hit a cow in the  ass with a banjo

(who said?)

Beef Stew

by

a Mad Chef:

Disarm a yam-cut into rube cubes(with malice)

cut the eyes out of a potato-blindly cut into similar shape

Ravage 2 carrots and 2 parsnips-rudely and crudely

Vehemently pour 1 can of beef gravy and 1 can of vegetable consomme(with impunity)

into a dutch oven-place into a fire set on just enough degrees to scorch you but not enough to kill you.

(toil in liquid my friends)

Violently saute 2 lbs. cubed cow (taken from his mother-reluctantly)

combine.

waterboard for 2 hours.

drink wine for 1 hour

add 1 leek (i like leaks-wiki)

chopped basil and tumeric

turn off the heat.

cook egg noodles on the stove.

place all in  the frig for tomorrow

(leftovers) (possum innards-always better the next day-jed clampett)

i am no longer hungry...


PS: manana i will explain how to harass breakfast

(the mad chef)

PSS: it will begin by the beating of an egg...

(shell shock)

We Have Contact

i received an e-mail today from:

colbert nation

please join and share your observations

meet like-minded people...

((way cool))

HA HA

{we'll see}

Citi-Bike

a blight on the community

an eye-sore

takes up parking space

no notice

(there were 195 public hearings)

Citi-bike

$95 a month

$9.95 a day

Citi-bike

PS: i pedal for  pennies a day

((shh-purchased at walmart))

{i live in the 'burbs}

PS: hey new yawkers

Get Over It  Get Over It...

META-DATA

                              OR

            MINING DATA

The american federal government is collecting our interactions.

THE HORROR! (if you listen to the talking heads)

let me ask.

are you on facebook? do you e-mail? talk on a cell phone?

do you shop in a store or walk in the public square?

do you drive thru stop lights?

guess what-you are being watched.

Yes-you are subjected to perusal

(no-this is not orwell's Big Brother)

it's life and has been going on for a long time.

(the FISA Court has existed since 1978)

and no

no one is listening to your phone conversations

This is a tool-begun by the passing of the patriot act (post 911) to
protect us from bad people.

and

amended and extended  by bi-partisans for years

(republicrats and dempublicans)

This is in violation of your civil liberty?

shut down your facebook. stop e-mailing-turn off your cell phone-put your $ under the mattress

(phone companies and banks have been mining data aboot us for years)

((and for profit-not protection))

go crawl back under your rock.you have the constitutional right to do so.

but

i don't think the quality of that kind of life is worth your stand...

PS: as my wise oldest brother always sez

if you are not doing anything wrong-what are you worried about?

PSS: what? me worry

(alfred e. newman)

PSS: probably aginst "mouth swabs too eh?"

go move to china

i want

to comment further

on the N.S.A

(non) scandal

but i am tired

and still putting thought to pen and paper

+

colbert is aboot to report

sweet dreams

hasta manana mi familia

(i am getting red-lined)

{mac doesn't speak espanol}

R.F.K.

died this day

: (

oh so many years ago

i  remember my brother waking me that morn to inform...

recall mother sister super on the loudspeaker to confirm.

"my brother need not be idealized or enlarged in death what he was in life but be remembered simply as a good and decent man who saw wrong and tried to right it, saw war and tried to stop it,saw suffering and tried to heal it "...

some men see things as they are and ask why?



i dream things that never were and ask :

why not?



PS: are there anymore dreamers or any elected officials asking why not?...

Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 2nd - Mark Pocan

Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 2nd - Mark Pocan: Congressman Mark Pocan supports gay marriage and opposes bear wrestling.

COMPLEX PROBLEMS

Require complex solutions. (untrue)

i once encountered a professor whom claimed-when faced with such a question

break it down to simpler components.

to espouse:

my brother asked, "how can a baseball team record 3 outs without

touching the ball?"

sey hey (willie mays)????

i was dumbfounded

Yesterday, perchance-was an article concerning the "infield fly rule"

h'mmm?

this wonderful mind (that we all possess) began to dance...

how can outs be recorded despite the fielder?

i have mentioned one. can an umpire signal another? yes

if a runner passes another

any other? no i do not think so

so

how else can an out be produced under such circumstance?

a ball batted into fair play that strikes a runner,,,

could all three happen in one circumstance?

i offer this:

Bases loaded- no one out. the batter lifts a high fly behind 2nd base.

the runner on 1st-(from his angle) believes the ball will fall in and runs full steam toward 2nd

the runner on 2nd from a secondary lead is half way towards 3rd but retrieves

because he believes the ball will be caught.

the umpire signals "infield fly" (batter out)

the runner at first passes the runner at 2nd (umpire signals-runner out)

the shortstop and second baseman play alphonse and gaston and back-off

the ball englishes after hitting the ground backwards and strikes the runner at 2nd before he can return to the base.

3 outs

and no one touched the ball.

PS: well, except the pitcher

whom delivered

to set this all in motion

GET TO KNOW A DISTRICT!

TONIGHT. Madison's fighting 2nd.

we all know D.C was named after george washington and lincoln, nebraska was named after abraham.

but did you know madison, wisconsin was named after goth-rocker marilyn madison?

other than california and meat is murder montana- madison is the most liberal place in america

and i want you to meet representative pocan.

mr pocan-here is a picture of you at your swearing in ceremony-were any tears shed?

no- i did not cry

i meant did boehner cry?
so nice that your nephew was there

that's not my nephew, that's my husband

why did you choose to be gay?

you don't choose, stephen, you are gay

did you just call me gay?

(the colbert report)

Ever the Optimist

thanx to facebook i found

harris oberlander

and

bobby grosskopf

maybe

(could be namesakes)

i await replys

(this is so much fun)

internetually yours,

pablo

OPTIMIST:

someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward

is not a disaster,

it's a cha-cha

(robert brault)

dance the salsa

(victor cruz)

HAPPY VICE PARENT'S DAY, DAD

As a Dad, you are a vice-president. You are part of the executive branch of the family, but in your children's eyes, you mostly fulfill a ceremonial role of attending pageants and ordering pizza.
Your wife is bill clinton, and you are al gore. she "feels their pain" and you are the dork reminding them to turn off the lights. Being president mom is outside your pay grade or skill set. You can't breast feed, and don't know how to braid hair anyway. That's when you realize you not only have no idea what you are doing, you have become the"God help us if something happens to the president" vice president.

(jim gaffigan)

Barrons

Have you seen the most recent?

Legalize mary jane

Tax it!

Barrons for Chrissake...

Brave new world !

PS:not in my life-time sadly

PSS: hey mr. 7-11

can i get a pack of ...newjuncts?

the states of washington and colorado say-it's okay!

PSS: alcohol is so much worser

(pardon my english)

This is how we do it

(how do you do it?)

i have cut-down my work hours to around  50 hours a week

(sometimes less)

physically i can't do it anymore.

i am mentally lucid-as i hope my posts show.

After overcost-i live on $100 a week

i travel on 2 wheels-(no, not motorized)

i pedal my way around...

i own and want no medals

(i've not a chest to pin them on)

i don't want things "possessions"

other than things of the heart

i don't visit bars or public houses

i toil in them

i wear hand-me-downs
never a frown

i put 15% away

every pay-day

exist on the remains
(i know, a tired refrain)

be the hero of your own life.

i don't waste $ on illicit drugs

often delivered by cartels and thugs

(i'm not much for kisses and hugs)

((tho' i have my moments))

and never get bit by bed bugs.

PS: only you can take control of your own domain

and i plan

long and hard

to remain.

(up-right and standing)

:}

Mets Sweep Yanks

as joaquin andujar

(former pitcher once said)

you can sum up baseball in one word:

"youneverknow"