OKAY, OKAY

i can already hear the arguement.( ready,steady-go)

"what's her weight got to do with the 2 kids chances?"

slow down...

another encounter-stop 'n shop

very very large woman-5-9 pushing 285

small son-normal sized kid-8? maybe 9?years old

plastic bag in each hand-1 holds a banana-the other an apple

standing in front of the "oscar mayer lunchables"

ever heard? nutritionist say eat the box throw the insides away-at least you'll get some fiber

mom is mad-pick out 3 boxes.

i dont like them mom-i want a dry turkey sandwich and this fruit

no! pick out 3 or that fruit is going back. he started to cry

she picked up 3 boxes-snatched the fruit out of his hands-and marched him back to the produce dept.

everyday i see them driving around in our little electric carts-to pick their pork

and then park the cart-next to their car in the "handicapped" zone
get up-walk to the car and drive away

(you couldnt even leave it where you found it? you walked in to sit in it)

i know a man with a.l.s-a wonderful man
with a beautiful wife and child

i want all of the above to sit down at a table
and i want you all to explain to him
how you are handicapped

he did not choose his affliction-and doth not protest

you chose yours-yet deny