Monday, May 13, 2013

EVER WONDER?

(i am sure you are 4ever wondering)

ever wonder

why your ass-crack is vertical and not horizontal?

if the other way round

when you slid down a bannister it would sound

like a flat tire against the pavement.

PS: Happy Birthday

   Stephen Colbert
 
  (49 today)

PSS: reminds me of the benny hill skit. he's sitting in the pub with a beer-48 today
         48 today... a man walks in and sits at the bar..."48 today"

"is it that mans birthday?" buy him a beer.

the waitress delivers

"49 today" "49 today"

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