Monday, May 31, 2010

I'LL STOP WHEN I NEED GLASSES

Urban Legend sez:
If u masterbate-you'll go blind
not true
but, your dominant hand?
just might go numb

(don't fret-use the other hand; at 1st it feels
like somebody else is there)

PS: i am becoming so accomplished at sex
i think i'm ready to try it with a partner

PSS: poor Lani Guinier

Poorer still: St. Augustine
"Lord make me chaste- just not; yet.

Onward (blindly) Christian Soldiers

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