As is so popular in our time
i thought i should write a memoir
How narcisstic
How so?
(H)ego-driven
How so?
testosterone driven
ego-narcisstic
So, i asked others to write for me
my mother, my brother
my best friend
my worst enemy
my wife, her sister
my mistress,her pimp
an innocent bystander
a good samaratain
his financial advisor
and
(after a long dramatic pause....)
...a snake in the desert
i took their words
to an ecumenical publishing house
they, in turn,
hired a writing team
a staff of 4
whom
i'd not met before
and now for your perusal
i offer my memoir
they call it
"the new testament"
signed, anonymous
(Amen)
PS:
and now i will ride off slowly
thru gates East
on my small white ass
PSS:
(i write under the pseudonym
"anonymous"
To my admirers:
attribute anything you've ever heard untraceable
to a reliable source to me.
To my critics:
i never said that.
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