Hello?Mr. Ruppert how are you sir?Did I hear what?You purchased BabeRuth from the RedSox!?! That's Fantastic!-it gives you the top of the rotation starter you need-you're what?
you're going to play him in the outfield and bat him 3rd?
Jacob-have you been taste-testing down at the brewery again?
He-He's going to be a prodigious hitter. What do I think? I think "NO NO,NANETTE"
will win a Toni before that happens... You gotta go-You're heading to Columbia University
to scout a college boy-a left-handed pitcher you want to sign and put at 1st base-
Jacob Ruppert have you lost your mind!?!
PS: A tribute to Bob Newhart
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